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jorno67

(1,986 posts) Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:18 PM Jan 2012

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Check in here if you or a loved one were put to death as a result of an ObamaCare Death Panel!

Make sure you are heard!

Being executed in Texas does not count!

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Check in here if you or a loved one were put to death as a result of an ObamaCare Death Panel! (Original Post) jorno67 Jan 2012 OP

if someone who has been put to death checks in here, Motown_Johnny Jan 2012 #1

If they show up here, they can damn well vote in November. nt gateley Jan 2012 #2

If they do, I'm calling the Ghost Hunters. Fawke Em Jan 2012 #13

They turned me into a newt! -- But I got better. immoderate Jan 2012 #3

I was killed about a year ago... gater Jan 2012 #4

My panel voted 3-3 cthulu2016 Jan 2012 #5

I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes. arbusto_baboso Jan 2012 #6

I was mostly dead thelordofhell Jan 2012 #7

They put my Nana on an ice floe and pushed her out to sea! Arugula Latte Jan 2012 #8

A repub political opponent of mine... ewagner Jan 2012 #9

I was ALMOST put to death by an ObamaCare Death Panel Zalatix Jan 2012 #10

No, but they did send me to a FEMA Camp. Tommy_Carcetti Jan 2012 #11

You must have attended camp with Ernest and McGuyver! Fawke Em Jan 2012 #14

They tried to make my grandma go to death panel, but I said, "No, no no." pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #12

Me! (I got better.) yardwork Jan 2012 #15

Where's the check-in thread for Obama forcing a family member to eat cat food? ZenLefty Jan 2012 #16

Death Panel caught in action on video! muriel_volestrangler Jan 2012 #17

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)

1. if someone who has been put to death checks in here,

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:20 PM

Jan 2012

I will be impressed

gateley

(62,683 posts)

2. If they show up here, they can damn well vote in November. nt

Reply to Motown_Johnny (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:22 PM

Jan 2012

Fawke Em

(11,366 posts)

13. If they do, I'm calling the Ghost Hunters.

Reply to Motown_Johnny (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 02:14 PM

Jan 2012

immoderate

(20,885 posts)

3. They turned me into a newt! -- But I got better.

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:22 PM

Jan 2012

--imm

gater

(297 posts)

4. I was killed about a year ago...

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:30 PM

Jan 2012

... but I got better. Does that count?
(Damn, I was late getting this joke in... sorry.)

cthulu2016

(10,960 posts)

5. My panel voted 3-3

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:32 PM

Jan 2012

So I was allowed to live

arbusto_baboso

(7,162 posts)

6. I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:32 PM

Jan 2012

But that has nothing to do with Obamacare.

thelordofhell

(4,569 posts)

7. I was mostly dead

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:33 PM

Jan 2012

But Miracle Max saved me with a bellows, and I still had loose change in my pockets

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

8. They put my Nana on an ice floe and pushed her out to sea!

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:34 PM

Jan 2012

ewagner

(18,964 posts)

9. A repub political opponent of mine...

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:57 PM

Jan 2012

claimed I was

just like Obama...he'll throw the elderly in the streets and kill everybody over 65

I'm deeply honored...

lol

Zalatix

(8,994 posts)

10. I was ALMOST put to death by an ObamaCare Death Panel

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 01:58 PM

Jan 2012

Does almost dying with laughter every time the GOP brings this issue up, count?

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,155 posts)

11. No, but they did send me to a FEMA Camp.

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 02:06 PM

Jan 2012

It's actually not as bad as it sounds. Pretty good crafts programs, archery course, and a nice lake for swimming with one of those giant inflatable things to bounce on.

At night, me and the guy FEMA campers would sneak across the lake to the girl's FEMA camp and do a panty/MRE raid on them. It was pretty sweet.

Only problem was when the greedy land developer came over and told him he was buying the FEMA camp to build luxury condos. But we made this giant catapault that shot out bags of ice and chased him and his goons away.

Fawke Em

(11,366 posts)

14. You must have attended camp with Ernest and McGuyver!

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #11)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 02:23 PM

Jan 2012

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

12. They tried to make my grandma go to death panel, but I said, "No, no no."

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 02:12 PM

Jan 2012

They told her she had to go to death panel, but she said, "I won't go, go, go."

(With apologies to Amy W., R.I.P.)

yardwork

(61,539 posts)

15. Me! (I got better.)

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 02:35 PM

Jan 2012

ZenLefty

(20,924 posts)

16. Where's the check-in thread for Obama forcing a family member to eat cat food?

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 02:37 PM

Jan 2012

muriel_volestrangler

(101,271 posts)

17. Death Panel caught in action on video!

Reply to jorno67 (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 02:37 PM

Jan 2012

Mind you, that's so old it may have been a RomneyCare DeathPanel ...

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