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The Borowitz Report - Trump Boasts About Huge Crowd of Voices Inside Head
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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—In a combative press conference at Mar-a-Lago on Monday, Donald J. Trump touted the “huge crowd” of voices he hears inside his head.
“I have maybe millions of voices, all talking at the same time,” he told reporters. “How many voices does Kamala have? Maybe one, if she’s lucky.”
Marveling at the variety of voices in his head, he claimed, “There are people in there from countries you’ve never heard of.”
Trump lashed out at the media for failing to cover the enormous crowds in his head.
“I have more voices than Martin Luther King,” he said. “They gave MLK a day—I should get a whole month.”
“I have maybe millions of voices, all talking at the same time,” he told reporters. “How many voices does Kamala have? Maybe one, if she’s lucky.”
Marveling at the variety of voices in his head, he claimed, “There are people in there from countries you’ve never heard of.”
Trump lashed out at the media for failing to cover the enormous crowds in his head.
“I have more voices than Martin Luther King,” he said. “They gave MLK a day—I should get a whole month.”