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Every Time You Have Sex Before Marriage A Teddy Bear Cries
Which youd be fine with. If teddy bears want to cry in the privacy of their own rooms, thats okay. But this abstinence video also indicates that the bear will leap up behind your back and start talking to you. Out of nowhere. Its completely animate, it turns out. And it wants to talk to this guy about how this guy thinks women are cuddly. Which is
a very odd way to think about people you are thimking of sleeping with. But thats fine, too. The only thint that is not fine is being a grown man secretly taking advice from a teddy bear that only you can see or hear. The message we get from this video is not dont have premarital sex so much as it is run, lady, run.
http://www.lc.org/dayofpurity/resources/
http://thegloss.com/sex-and-dating/abstinence-video-teddy-bear-790/
oh08dem
(339 posts)Here's the real ending to the story: She dumps him and finds someone else; his self-confidence is ruined so he spends the next year or two taking it out on the bear.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)Well, they did mention the bear was"cuddly".
RainDog
(28,784 posts)vanlassie
(5,665 posts)Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)You just can't win.
onethatcares
(16,163 posts)thanx for ruining that afterglow.
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)They need to work too....
arely staircase
(12,482 posts)RainDog
(28,784 posts)jakeXT
(10,575 posts)Surya Gayatri
(15,445 posts)it was a parody, but no!
That flea-bitten bear needs to go viral for the general hilarity of all!
What a gem Straight Story--thanks for posting.
This is why I love DU--for great stuff like this that I'd never unearth myself.
SG
RainDog
(28,784 posts)pedobear to the rescue!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Smokey has activated his crisis team.
jakeXT
(10,575 posts)Lasher
(27,541 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)or did he screw the bear instead of the girl that night?
Then he plays 'Mr. Pure' on their wedding day!? Will we see the bear kill the wife on "Snapped"?
So many unanswered questions.......
JackRiddler
(24,979 posts)Is there any sign that significant time passed between the main part and the final scene? Hell no, it's like a week later, they're taking their vows and setting up for a lifetime of regret and recrimination (most of it after the inevitable divorce) so that sex can feel right! Because it's such a suffering otherwise. And you're telling me yesterday it was a bad thing if he stuck a rubber on and they did it, but now that they have Jesus's blessing they should start making babies right away? Pernicious stuff!
(And wait 'til he mentions the talking bear on their wedding night.)
surrealAmerican
(11,358 posts)I looked it up. It's "I Always Do What Teddy Says" by Harry Harrison published in 1965.
sendero
(28,552 posts)... I'm all for sexual responsibility but I'm not marrying anyone I haven't taken for a few test drives
Tabasco_Dave
(1,259 posts)Only he can see the bear, only he can talk to the bear, the bear knows all of his secrets. The bear told him not to have sex and he obeyed, had he not the bear would be very angry.
Fuzz
(8,827 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)wandy
(3,539 posts)All I could think about was the TV show Wilfred.........
Wilfred follows a young man named Ryan (Elijah Wood) and his neighbor's dog Wilfred (Jason Gann). At first Ryan is suicidal, attempting to kill himself several times in the first episode. Ryan's female neighbor, Jenna (Fiona Gubelmann), asks him to look after her dog for the day. Ryan is taken aback as he sees Wilfred as an Australian man in a dog suit, while everyone else sees Wilfred as just a dog
Makeing it all the better Wilfred has a Teddy Bear.
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