Caption Newt

[lindysalsagal]

(Sorry if you already saw this. I just did on Rachel.)

[tabatha]

1. Can't help myself.

[polly7]

2. WTH?

I can't actually see it, but I bet she's got hold of something, and it's a standoff. 'You let go first'.

[onethatcares]

3. "my pecker is as big as your nose,

but my arms are too short to grab it like this"

[iamtechus]

4. "Just do this when you're in the booth."

[underpants]

5. Okay let's play divorce Newt-style. First you have to be sick or near death THEN I divorce you

When your knees start giving out from lack of oxygen then I will divorce you

[FarLeftFist]

6. The truth behind this photo is probably even weirder than anything we can make up.

[Whisp]

7. would he do this to an old man?

no.

asshole.

[underpants]

8. If one, like myself, takes an honest and knowlegeable look at the situation then one like myself ...

can only state in a fundamental and realistic sense that I got your nose.

[underpants]

9. NOW do I smell like a pig?

[99Forever]

11. I think we..

.. have a winner!

JMHO

[polly7]

12. lol. Perfect.

[underpants]

10. Let me teach you how to get over the smells. Okay now you too can be a janitor.

[mainstreetonce]

13. Do you mind

If I borrow this for Callista?

[liberal N proud]

14. Does that help you get over the republican stench?

[wandy]

15. Well I'm not picking beagles up by their ears, am I?

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. "See, I don't stink of hypocricy and scandal anymore"

[Blue Owl]

17. Your nostrils are closed, unlike my marriages...

n/t

[HopeHoops]

18. "Nah, not plastic enough to be a trophy bride."

[AzDar]

19. " Got Your Nose...And Your Social Security"

[lindysalsagal]

20. I wanna believe this is not what it looks like, but her up-turned head

proves that she knows he's holding her nose. I hope she was having a nosebleed or something...

[11 Bravo]

21. I had a burrito for lunch. Trust me, this is for your own good.

[Son of Gob]

22. Vote for me or I"LL TEAR YOUR FUCKING NOSE OFF