I hope Calista doesn't drive

[Canuckistanian]

Because that hair is a major obstacle to her left vision field.

[gateley]

1. You're right -- it's like she pulled down a shade. nt

[Jackpine Radical]

2. What kind of drugs

make your eyes look like that?

[Johnny Noshoes]

8. Those eyes

If they weren't in shadow they'd look even freekier. If she were a he I'd say the same thing.

[gratuitous]

9. Nancy Reagan brand "Adoring Eye" drops

For that large pupil look!

[woodsprite]

25. Isn't it a Nancy eye on the right, and crazy Laura eye on the left? n/t

[jenmito]

10. Plastic surgery. n/t

[tridim]

3. Though she probably can get around the motorcycle helmet laws.

[WingDinger]

4. Fail, that helmet is DOT and SNELL approved.

EVEN looks kevlar.

[Atman]

5. She only needs to see through the smoked glass limousine partition.

Drive? Calista drive? That's so...so...so LOW CLASS! Now driver, take me to Tiffany's!

[dynasaw]

6. That's Hair??

That's a human being???

[Atman]

11. That's gotta take some serious work.

Does she sleep in a special head mold? It's gotta take her an hour and a half to re-shellack that thing in the morning!

[Canuckistanian]

42. I think the engineer who designed it won an award.

Not much commercial potential, though.

[Ecumenist]

19. So help me, she looks like the Joker in a blonde wig.

"CrazyEyes" Callista

[BiggJawn]

47. Caption!

"Oh, look Newtie! RAW MEAT!"

[liberal N proud]

7. The 1% are chaffured

[marzipanni]

39. Yes, but first she must be coiffured*!

only then may she be chauffeured.



*Coif, coiffure, and coiffeur (hairdo, hairstyle) derive from Latin cofia, "helmet." .... .... "helmet"!

(from: Farlex Trivia Dictionary. © 2011 Farlex, Inc.)

[liberal N proud]

41. That is a good one

[jenmito]

12. A 3rd wife (and prior mistress) can't be a First Lady. I heard that from a "pro-family" leader on

MSNBC last week.

[mainstreetonce]

13. Oh I thought

That was a younger picture of Donald Trump.

[Ian David]

14. OMG, is she ALWAYS making that face? n/t

[rustydog]

15. She is a Republican, She has no vision!

[meegbear]

16. She reminds me of Miss Babcock from The Nanny ...

well, younger anyways.

[roguevalley]

37. god, I loved her and the nanny.

[Gormy Cuss]

17. Another thread about a candidate's wife's physical appearance?

What's the point? It doesn't diminish her in the least. Besides, it's not as if there aren't other bases for criticizing her like her alleged Catholic piety even though she has a history of adultery.

[irisblue]

23. hairspray

i really wanna know the brand of flat iron, blow dryer, curling brush and hair spray she uses to get that look. that hair is amazing on it's own.

[jenmito]

24. SHE doesn't use ANYTHING. Her hair stylist does. n/t

[bongbong]

18. She's ready for warfare

That's not hair, that's a white Kevlar helmet, in the style of the late (1960s) Reconstruction period in the south.

[madaboutharry]

20. I just wonder why she thinks her hair looks good like that.

[Broderick]

21. One must blink too

It's a normal involuntary function to keep the eyes clear or some such thing.

I get blurry vision if I force myself not to blink. Maybe another surgery is in order to relax the BAMMMMM in those eyes.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

22. Look closely at that photo. I think someone told Newt to go fuck himself once. And he took it

literally.







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[BeHereNow]

26. I don't know how, but will some one PLEASE post...

A side by side photo comparison of Michelle and this crazy person?
Please?

In advance , THANKS!

BHN

[jenmito]

36. Couldn't fit side-by-side, but:

[BeHereNow]

45. Oh thank you! Thank You!

Any questions DU, as to who our First Lady should be in 2012?
BHN

[11 Bravo]

27. Maybe she rides a motorcycle. She sure as shit doesn't need a helmet.

[hifiguy]

28. I thought Bachmann had crazy eyes

but hers are worse - Twilight Zone theme/Charlie Manson creepy.

[RebelOne]

29. Please stop the negative remarks about the candidates' wives. n/t

[lpbk2713]

30. If there was a traffic accident she wouldn't have to worry about head trauma.

She's already wearing a helmet.

[KharmaTrain]

31. Nope...After They Use Calis As Gnewt's Prop...

...they put her back in the department store window she came from.

[Life Long Dem]

32. Could it possibly be a fake eye?

Say the large eye is fake. She wouldn't know if her hair was hanging over her eye.

[TheCowsCameHome]

34. Everything else appears to be fake.

Good match.

[TheCowsCameHome]

33. She wears a helmet, he's a deployed airbag - they

must be very safety conscious.

[marzipanni]

40. Bwahaha!

He is perpetually self-recharging, I'm afraid

[bluedeminredstate]

35. She's had some kind of botched plastic surgery

If you look at photos when she was younger and less artificial-looking, her eyes were pretty much the same size and she didn't have that startled expression. She's had a facelift or eyelift and maybe lots of Botox. Wow, hard to believe she's only 45. You don't see the 23-year age difference.

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[roguevalley]

38. a permanently startled expression in the eyes is a surgical procedure gone wrong

[Stinky The Clown]

43. I read your thread title and I knew ***exactly*** where you were going with this.

[Auntie Bush]

44. Me too because I've thought the same thing.

I saw a horse on TV the other night with BLINDERS and I immediately thought of Calista.

[BiggJawn]

46. It's OK, that hair meets Snell SA2010 / K2010

The standard for motorsports helmet performance...

[RZM]

48. I have a friend who kind of looks like Callista Gingrich

She's a very nice woman and I have a lot of respect for her. She's younger than Callista, but pays a lot of attention to her hair and makeup. She's also a liberal. I like her very much and I don't consider how she manages her appearance to be any of my business.

Just saying.