***** Speaker-elect John "F-Bomb" Boehner delivers his speech = LIVE Blog *****

[Coyotl]

LIVE Blog

The committee is escorting F-Bomb Boy to the podium now:

http://www.c-span.org/Live-Video/C-SPAN/

[Coyotl]

1. I wish Pelosi would knock gerrymandering and accuse the Rs of trying to steal democracy

Not to mention, they have gerrymandered the Constitutional succession of the presidency. Just plain WRONG!

[Erose999]

2. Agent Orange. I can't wait to hear him cry, lol.

[Coyotl]

3. Alright, Pelosi is poking the Republicans after all, calling them out

on big money an obstructing voters. Also, immigration reform will give a lot more balance to the voting public. Too many liberals cannot vote.

[marmar]

4. This is going to sound really racist......

but I've concluded that orange people are intellectually inferior.

[Erose999]

6. Hey, the oompah loompah's are offended!!

You take that back!

[Coyotl]

16. roflmao

[Erose999]

5. "...earned the respect of his colleagues" - Pelosi is just laying on the irony, LOL.

[Coyotl]

8. Subtle, but very effective. Nancy has class!

Here is a photo of her I captured:

[Erose999]

9. And look at that whiskey barrel on a stick he's got for a gavel. .....

I bet its really filled with whiskey too. Sounds like he's had a couple nips from it already this morning.

[tavernier]

12. When he picked it up my first thought was,

I bet there are a few folks in Jersey wishing they could clunk it over his head right now!

[HipChick]

7. Is he going to cry?

[Coyotl]

10. I hope so.

[Coyotl]

11. John, you are supposed to practice first!

Dang, he is having trouble reading the thingie.

[Rex]

13. "Fucking A I am smashed! I though you guys hated me!"

"Another round of drinks...what...this is a formal speach? Fucking fuckitty fuck fuck and pass the SB40!"

[JoePhilly]

14. Here come the water works!!

[Coyotl]

15. That pre-lunch martini pitcher is starting to kick in! Try to talk John, focus!!

Man, F-bomb Boy is F-ing up Big Time!!