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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBrain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
There are a lot of those out there. I'm so glad I don't have one.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)She's not dead, she's just an idiot.
I love the protest signs
blogslut
(37,997 posts)Thank you.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)How is she brain dead? I don't get it. She is acting like a typical teenager to me. If her parents are saying she is brain dead then I don't think the girl is living a quality life. I believe you have a right to end your life if there is nothing they can do for you. By the way how did this happen to her?
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)Best quote: "Are you FOR REAL killing me?"
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)leftynyc
(26,060 posts)Response to leftynyc (Reply #7)
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snooper2
(30,151 posts)Have to go outside now ROFL
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)If they wait a few years, she might recover.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)I've made everyone's day for sure. I am still laughing at myself. I am an easy target. I believe everything someone tells me.
barbtries
(28,787 posts)i believed my son when he told me that "gullible" isn't even an actual word you can find in the dictionary.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)I remember once my best girl was getting married. So we all went to the beauty school to get our hair done. Why there I didn't know but they chose the place. Her mother is a prankster. Well if you been to a beauty school you know that students do your hair. Evidently, my friend's mother told the instructor I was getting married and could she do my hair. I didn't know that. When we left the girls told me what was going on. Of course we all had a good laugh at my expense.
Rainngirl
(243 posts)I'm completely gullible, too. I always have to first look to see if it's the Onion or Borowitz--although there's a new satire group that I hadn't heard about and they got me the other day with an article on Facebook about O'Reilly going off on somebody (which he is always doing) and was proof that he was losing his marbles. The problem these days is that there is a much narrower line between satire and reality. O'Reilly really IS losing his marbles, but it was a fake story anyway. haha
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)it is a terrible joke but it is funny once I realized it. I'm sure I will fall again. I am to trusting.
tblue37
(65,319 posts)any more between real RW nonsense and a parody of RW nonsense.
robbob
(3,527 posts)They have a new show called "This is That"; they do fake news stories that are JUST close enough to the truth to catch me yelling at the radio until I realize that I've been had (again).
Example; they did a recent story on how the Quebec language police (yes, they DO exist) are checking dog parks to make sure that all dogs can understand at least 10 commands in both English AND French, including man-on-the-street interviews (big french accent: "I was walking in de park la and dis big dogs 'e jump on me; I say "Whoa Chien, laisse-moi", but 'e understand not-ing!"
The funniest part of the show is when they play back outraged callers who have (like me) been taken in by the "news" story.
trumad
(41,692 posts)I have to say your post is one of the classic all time posts ever at DU.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)happy everyone had a good laugh. Now thanks for the suggestion I will delete it.
Sissyk
(12,665 posts)Everyone is laughing with you, southernyankeebelle!
I myself busted out loud at work!
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)was meant sincerely in the first place. I didn't realize it was a joke. But once I got responses I realized I fell for it. Like I said I'm glad people got a laugh even I laughed. So unless you delete your comment I can't delete mine.
groundloop
(11,518 posts)The instant I read about rolling eyes and texting I broke out laughing.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)look for.
pnwmom
(108,976 posts)Grandmas are special.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)She is only 7 yrs old and my world.
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)... In that one paragraph, she makes the parents' case. Priceless eyebrow-raising irony.
(Thank you, southernyankeebelle!)
TYY
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)I'd be sad all the time. I'm happy everyone got a good laugh. Who knows maybe it helped someone get through their bad day.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Trumad bestirred hismself to recordeth this...you are LEGENDARY....
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)cherish it. However, I don't think I that lengendary. Remember I have been to the jury room for being a badddddd girl. I am trying hard to stay out of there.
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)all week...
virgogal
(10,178 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Shrike47
(6,913 posts)Sheldon Cooper
(3,724 posts)That's hilarious.
Control-Z
(15,682 posts)on the next, "In the Know"!!'
That was hysterical!
I have a teen at home who appears to me to be worse than the one in the video. That one at least changed positions. Mine stays in the same position on the couch for what seems like days at a time. Lol.
Initech
(100,063 posts)Enrique
(27,461 posts)the quote at the bottom of the newsletter
TYY
trumad
(41,692 posts)Terra Alta
(5,158 posts)describes several teenagers I know. It's like they're physically attached to their mobile devices, and taking them away would be like amputating a limb.
MinneapolisMatt
(1,550 posts)patrice
(47,992 posts)patrice
(47,992 posts)homes.
Response to snooper2 (Original post)
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snooper2
(30,151 posts)Brickbat
(19,339 posts)We'll wait.
blogslut
(37,997 posts)Terra Alta
(5,158 posts)It's satire.. it's not supposed to be taken literally
JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)Satire.
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)My very bad. Just goes to show how bad medical and science reportage is these days that I would fall for this.
Self-deleted post.
My bad... Very bad!!!
sakabatou
(42,146 posts)progressoid
(49,978 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)It might not actually happen here, but I can think of places like the Netherlands where it might.
Lone_Star_Dem
(28,158 posts)The teenage affliction has caused many a parent to lose their beloved child to this brain eating malady. I speak from first hand experience, luckily for me I found removing the phone from her hand eased the symptoms enough to permit some brain activity. At least enough to whine and stomp about the house once again.
slackmaster
(60,567 posts)SunSeeker
(51,550 posts)tomm2thumbs
(13,297 posts)omg, that had me rolling
Jennicut
(25,415 posts)I have an 8 year old...13 is only a few years away!!!
Seriously, I love the Onion.
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Janecita
(86 posts)If you guys check out literallyunbelievable, you are going to see a lot of people that think that it is real.
tallahasseedem
(6,716 posts)this made me LMAO!