I'd like to see the remaining GOP presidential contenders compete in a wet T-shirt contest next.

[Electric Monk]

They're not really debating anyway, at this point...

[bitchkitty]

1. ew. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I most especially do NOT want to see Newt Gingrich in a wet t-shirt.

Ick. Flabby man-boobs. Yuk.

[CBHagman]

3. Why? To watch people's eyeballs explode?

"Lois, you are not going to believe what horrible thing I just saw on the TV!"

I say cover 'em up.

Now I would tune in if Anderson Cooper made them all sing the lumberjack song from Monty Python. That I would watch.

[jberryhill]

4. Are you allowed to live within 1000 feet of a school?

'cuz you have some, uh, unusual desires.

[Electric Monk]

6. Colbert inspired thread, fwiw. I thought it was funny. nt

[jberryhill]

7. Okay, but...

...we're going to have to send someone around to check on you every now and then.

[Rincewind]

5. That is sexist,

and demeaning, I would prefer that they juggle chainsaws. Blindfolded.

[Electric Monk]

8. Would you have objected the same if Bachmann and/or Palin were still in contention?

I, too, would prefer chainsaws at this point

[AndyTiedye]

9. i Think Even Most Republicans Would Prefer the Chainsaws at this Point

[OffWithTheirHeads]

10. You realise I hope, that there are things you can't "unsee"?