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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo, intelligent, non-hostile aliens land on earth...
They're taken to an elementary school for a tour and shown a globe of the earth one would find in many classrooms.
"What are these lines on the land masses?" they ask.
"Oh, those... those are lines denoting separate countries."
"Why are there separate countries?" they ask, puzzled.
"Because there are many religious and ideological differences between humans, and in many instances the lines were drawn as a necessity to separate those who disagree so they won't kill each other."
Stunned, they respond; "You're species has been on this planet for 200,000 years and you STILL have boundaries between each other? WTF!!!???"
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)As Admiral James T. Kirk warned:
whistler162
(11,155 posts)William Shatner - Canadian
PCIntern
(25,541 posts)As a kid I was always amazed at who was Jewish...my fave: Jill St.John!
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)Some Mormons are paranoid, but . . .
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)they came back to the 80s. When explaining Spock's strange dress and actions, Kirk said it was due to "too much LDS" in the 60's.
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siligut
(12,272 posts)Thanks, I didn't remember that.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)I think it was an underhanded shot at Mormons, while being able to claim comedic effect
siligut
(12,272 posts)a geek named Bob
(2,715 posts)Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)No, no, it's not for disciplining the students, it's for protecting them.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)I don't think us mere humans would be anything more than an amusement if we are lucky. Or we might just be in the way of their colonies at worst.
SheilaT
(23,156 posts)have different cultures and languages on the same planet is a bit bizarre.
Imagine, instead, we -- meaning this country -- develop FTL travel and visit other stars, find planets with obvious intelligent life, such as cities, clear evidence of technology and so on. How would we figure out where exactly to land, and who to contact? How long would it take us to decode their languages, figure out the politics on that planet, even at the most superficial level.
Indeed, think of it the other way. A benign and benevolent race of aliens starts observing us. How in the world would they even begin to figure out which cities or areas are the most important? We might think it's obvious, but that's only because we are already here and we understand the political set-up of this planet.
Now throw in the many changes that take place, either through peaceful means like elections, or less peaceful means. How would you figure out at what point it's even safe to make contact? Let's say you've been sending observers to this planet for about five thousand years, and it's obvious that the place with the large pyramids represents the oldest civilization on the planet, and so clearly that's the place you want to go to first.
Yeah, right.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,311 posts)They'd be able to pick up a lot from TV transmissions. I suspect an alien would have the concept of vision, even if not necessarily in the same spectrum (but that doesn't matter, because any spectrum could be reconstructed from the signal). If they can hear, or if that's common with other animals on their planet, they may pick up the sound quickly too; if not, subtitles are on a lot of transmissions too. Then it's a bit of code breaking to associate what happens on the screen with the sound/text. And that give them the language. Politics might be more difficult, because there could be concepts involved that they just haven't gone through, and abstract terms. But include some biologists used to studying other species, and you'd probably pick most things up.
You figure out which are the 'most important' cities or areas, if you need to, by observing the number of people living there, and the transport in and out. Elections are not a problem; a non-aggressive advanced species would probably have a concept of democracy too. And war would look like a more aggressive species changing pack leaders.
Why would a species assume that nothing changed in the order of development in 5000 years? A short observation would show them the rate at which things can change here.
SheilaT
(23,156 posts)then I suspect our TV transmissions could not be made to make sense for them.
And if they are really, really alien, all of their concepts and assumptions would be so vastly different from ours that I'm not sure they could possibly correctly interpret ours. Besides, just on this planet alone, different cultures can have vastly different ways of interpreting reality. Just think about in this country, the Republican interpretation of certain things, compared with the Democratic one. And don't even try to judge the different interpretations.
And what if their species is very long-lived, and little changes in thousands of years for them. We may be an unusually rapidly changing species, especially with our technology.
Harry Turtledove wrote an entire series in which aliens scout this planet about five hundred years ago, and when they return, they expect to walk in and conquer us with ease, because we're pre-industrial, and in that species' experience, no one goes from pre-industrial to highly technological in that length of time. Boy, are they surprised when we're able to almost fight them to a draw.
What I'm trying to say, is that because we try to imagine how we'd behave if we were to encounter our planet as aliens, then that's how they'll be. I'm betting we can't even begin to guess what they'll be like, and that they will be vastly different from anything we can imagine.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,311 posts)We get astronomical telescopes to take pictures in infra-red, or X-rays, or radio waves, and then produce the results in the visible spectrum. All they have to do is realise there's a two-dimensional picture encoded in the signal - easy with analog TV, since the lines repeat regularly, harder, I'd think, with digital, since you have to work out the compression techniques as well. But these are beings who have managed interstellar travel - they're intelligent. It's really reverse engineering, which people on earth manage all the time. And compression techniques are part of mathematics, and so pretty much a universal concept for an advanced mind.
All they'd have to do is look at the Earth to get a quick idea of progress - large cities with lights at night, radio waves being broadcast, large parts of the planet used for agriculture. You can do all that from millions of miles away. With that as a clue of the technical level, then you can look for more specific things - whether there are any artificial satellites, the existence of air travel, and so on.
Any interstellar traveller would be prepared to study species that have some significant differences from themselves. It's what biologists do all the time, and they'd be prepared for things from the level of bacteria up to the same level of complexity as themselves.
hfojvt
(37,573 posts)which is found in much science fiction.
Asimov was writing about it, that Campbell was editor of some sci-fi magazine and one of his main themes was "there is something special about the human race compared to other alien races".
Warpy
(111,253 posts)but who's counting? Math has such a liberal bias, after all.
However, being a Martian is a great intellectual exercise, looking at a question as if you'd just landed from Mars and it was the first time you'd been exposed to the idea.
Not much makes sense under that sort of condition, I'm afraid.
jeff47
(26,549 posts)I'm well aware that lots of sci-fi assumes species-wide unification when they get technologically advanced....but there really isn't much of a reason for them to do so.
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)Deep space collaboration, over the long term, would require a planet that is not at war with itself.
Lacking that, our space travels will be rather limited.
jeff47
(26,549 posts)Why boost stuff into orbit instead of using materials that are already up there - mine the moon or asteroids.
Which means you aren't limited to the resources of a single country on the planet.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)kaboom15
(13 posts)and hide. They may have a death ray
Posteritatis
(18,807 posts)Turborama
(22,109 posts)If you think about it...
Posteritatis
(18,807 posts)Comatose Sphagetti
(836 posts)TlalocW
(15,381 posts)The aliens wouldn't even make it to an elementary school until we had discovered whether they taste good on a sesame seed bun.
Credit to 9 Chickweed Lane for that observation.
TlalocW
loose wheel
(112 posts)The aliens that show up, while intelligent and not necessarily hostile are so different that we can't even begin to imagine the differences in their make up.
Let's say it's a race of insects similar to ants. Maybe the queens came to some sort of a notion on how to raise offspring and divide labor in their ancient past so that each queen has a colony that performs a certain function. It would be difficult to even toalk to them.
How about a race of beings that in a time period similar to our age of exploration ran across another, hostile intelligent race, on their planets other continents and a massive generations long war ensued. The result being that this race is extremely xenophobic and catloging our weakness is as much apriority as contact.
Or a race derived from squid like beings that had taken to land.
I could go on, but the variety in the universe is likely to surprise us.
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)And if they were *GASP* socialists, Glenn Beck would lead the attack, thus getting all the rest of use killed.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)They were, afterall, a just and fair species of aliens.
Taitertots
(7,745 posts)Would an alien be able to look at humanity with anything but disgust for how we treat that animals and the earth?
Especially when we consider the chance that aliens could be photosynthetic or some other form that doesn't require consuming other living creatures.
Posteritatis
(18,807 posts)The sample size really isn't big enough to provide a useful soapbox to sermonize from.
Taitertots
(7,745 posts)Even if we exclude all activities related to eating, humanity has treated the earth and the living being on earth in a fairly reprehensible way.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,311 posts)No, it wasn't in the least thoughtful or introspective. It was a knee-jerk "oh woe is us, humans are all bad" one-liner. It's the idiotic reaction of whoever wrote the bit in Genesis where God decides to wipe out all life except the stuff on the ark.
Do you really think that you, personally, deserve to die, right now? That your personal treatment of the planet means you should be killed, at once, without any appeal on your behalf? Because that's what it would be, to 7 billion individuals, whatever their age, whatever their nationality, whatever their actions.
Taitertots
(7,745 posts)I'm not saying it should happen, but the idea that aliens would support what we have done is absurd.
Are you trying to defend humanities treatment of the earth and the living beings on earth? Or are you just butt sore that someone doesn't think independent observers would love you as much as you do?
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Which needn't be the case.
It also seems to assume consensus on the moral value of humanity's treatment of the earth and it's biosystems, which is not a topic on which many of us on DU, at any given time, are likely to agree. We're alive too. We have to eat something.
Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)There was a "President of Earth" at that point. A woman, no less. Who inexplicably wore an evening gown most of the time. Not sure where I'm going with this, or why I thought of it. Could have been the mention of "aliens".
zbdent
(35,392 posts)the same planet? (along with the Remans ...)
napoleon_in_rags
(3,991 posts)"Ah! So you recognize the value of diversified leadership, refusing to concentrate too much power in too few hands. Good for you".
SirRevolutionary
(579 posts)you simply explain that we have these boundaries here because we're all so scared scary brown Muslim people hate us because of our freedom and the only thing that stops bad guy with guns is good guys with guns. Then you proudly recite 2A and apply it to any situation while you display your intellectual superiority to the non-hostile aliens
petronius
(26,602 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,175 posts)RC
(25,592 posts)Rosco T.
(6,496 posts)"first off, man has only been here 6,000 years" as they pull out their assault weapons and mow them down.
The Brookings Report of 1960 said than any knowledge of intelligent extraterrestrial life should be kept from the public if at all possible, since it would destroy most 'major' religions since they would not be able to accept that 'intelligence' existed outside their god.
Proposed Studies on the Implications of Peaceful Space Activities for Human Affairs
http://rr0.org/data/1/9/6/1/04/18/Brookings_ProposedStudiesOnTheImplicationsOfPeacefulSpaceActivitiesForHumanAffairs_NASA/index.html
Scuba
(53,475 posts)... to ensure profits for the MIC.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)RC
(25,592 posts)aandegoons
(473 posts)No aggressive species will ever travel between the stars.
History has shown that the power to destroy life by one person increases as time goes on. It starts off with only being able to kill one person at a time with hand to hand. Then multiples with rocks, spears, swords, guns, bombs, then whole cities with nukes. Heck even today our every day gun nuts need the ability to walk around with weapons designed to kill 20 or 30 people at will.
Reaching the technological level of interstellar space travel simply can't happen. Due to the ability to destroy ourselves ultimately reaches a point where one person can kill an entire population sooner than the will to reach out to the stars encourages us to put the necessary effort into that.
I personally feel it will be the day someone finds a way to set the atmosphere on fire. Someone will find a reason to do it. Be it a gun nut who believes it is his right to target practice with it, or a religious nut, a government, a terrorist, or even by accident. Sooner or later it will happen.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)That's unlikely. It would require the atmosphere to be flammable.
aandegoons
(473 posts)Increasing oxygen and then rapidly releasing the trapped methane. Someone will figure something out sooner or later and poof there we will go.
RomneyLies
(3,333 posts)I am certain we would kill them and steal their technology.
NoOneMan
(4,795 posts)Its a bit humanocentric. A very sapient creature would perhaps not focus on exploration & expansion, but creating life of love, meaningness, happiness and peace. Ironically, perhaps a creature "smart" enough to figure out FTL travel would have no interest in FTL travel, insofar as it diverted resources from improving the condition of its people and planet. Why would a sapient creature exploit its planet (or any other) for the resources to do this (which would invariably cause ecological breakdown and pain).
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)zombie movies.