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bondwooley

(1,198 posts)
Sun Jan 13, 2013, 11:30 AM Jan 2013

Where Would Jesus Shop?

A new site is listing establishments where they believe Jesus would shop. From an outside satire/opinion poll:

Which brings us to our favorite new site of Christian nationalist insanity: America’s Praytriot Pages, a place where Christian shoppers can, for the low cost of $7.77, access to a list of businesses that promise to “keep Kingdom dollars in the Kingdom!”

Yes, this is a thing. There seems to be a movement to keep Christian dollars in Christian pockets while doing the Christian deed of putting everyone else out of business.

Companies that list with Praytriot Pages promise they will never engage in commerce that is “unbiblical, sinful, or illegal.” That’s a tall order. Really! Neither illegal nor unbiblical? So much for Leviticus and any thrifty online shopper looking for the cheapest stone to kill his swearing neighbor.

The main question behind the site is, of course, “Where would Jesus shop?” And don’t just assume he’s at the hardware store buying a nail puller. Because, see, the Bible is really dedicated to what to do with your disposable income. Kind of gives new meaning to a Sunday Circular!


The poll is asking what businesses might be behind that paywall:

- 40 Lashes Mascara?

- Noah's Architects?

- Burger King of the Jews?

What do you might be listed?

Original poll at: http://lesterandcharlie.com/2013/01/10/where-would-jesus-shop/
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Where Would Jesus Shop? (Original Post) bondwooley Jan 2013 OP
Salvation Army n/t scrubthedata Jan 2013 #1
Bed, Bath and Behold! pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #2
That's got to be my favorite. bondwooley Jan 2013 #23
Mount Olivet Garden pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #3
And it's all due to BHO's re-election! CurtEastPoint Jan 2013 #4
+1 lunasun Jan 2013 #26
Seers pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #5
Holy Flip Flops LiberalElite Jan 2013 #6
Hymn Depot pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #7
Creche & Barrel pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #8
Probably barter at Farmers Markets & Flea Markets. I do! watercolors Jan 2013 #9
The cheapest place he could find, OR markets by local individuals, or both. Honeycombe8 Jan 2013 #10
Church's Chicken and Ruth's Christ Steakhouse and Chuck E. Cheesus pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #11
Where would J.C. shop? J.C. Penney and Lord & Taylor. pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #12
Loaves & Fishes: seafood sub-shop, sorry no oysters HereSince1628 Jan 2013 #13
trader jesus dembotoz Jan 2013 #14
Lord n' Mangers HereSince1628 Jan 2013 #15
Matthew, Mark, Luke & Sean John pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #16
Mary Magdalene's House of Ill Repute undeterred Jan 2013 #17
Heavenly Video Shoppe undeterred Jan 2013 #18
Heh Spider Jerusalem Jan 2013 #19
The Miracle-Gro Store pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #20
Saul's Fifth Avenue name not needed Jan 2013 #21
Pontious Pilate Air fayhunter Jan 2013 #22
And Blessed Virgin Airlines pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #24
How can we work the Flying Nun into that? bondwooley Jan 2013 #25

CurtEastPoint

(18,634 posts)
4. And it's all due to BHO's re-election!
Sun Jan 13, 2013, 11:49 AM
Jan 2013
The shocking re-election of Barack Hussein Obama has given me a new sense of urgency! Now more than ever we must endeavor to keep Kingdom dollars in the Kingdom, supporting goods and services run by Christians and creating a stronger community based in biblically sound business prinicpals (sic). Together through faith, trust and commerce we can take America back before we have to witness Obama and his secular humanist crowd tear apart our Christian nation.

Not only do you have to pay to advertise (makes sense) but apparently also pay to JOIN and VIEW ADS.

PT Barnum was right...

Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)
10. The cheapest place he could find, OR markets by local individuals, or both.
Sun Jan 13, 2013, 01:10 PM
Jan 2013

He wouldn't go to department stores or malls.

HereSince1628

(36,063 posts)
13. Loaves & Fishes: seafood sub-shop, sorry no oysters
Sun Jan 13, 2013, 02:40 PM
Jan 2013

although I don't know if you can have a flatbread sub

 

Spider Jerusalem

(21,786 posts)
19. Heh
Sun Jan 13, 2013, 03:21 PM
Jan 2013
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men.


And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.


Yeah, Jesus would definitely shop at "Christian" businesses that make a loud and public show of piety and exploit their religion for profit. Reminded of Gandhi saying "I like your Christ, I don't like your Christians".
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