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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhere Would Jesus Shop?
A new site is listing establishments where they believe Jesus would shop. From an outside satire/opinion poll:
Which brings us to our favorite new site of Christian nationalist insanity: Americas Praytriot Pages, a place where Christian shoppers can, for the low cost of $7.77, access to a list of businesses that promise to keep Kingdom dollars in the Kingdom!
Yes, this is a thing. There seems to be a movement to keep Christian dollars in Christian pockets while doing the Christian deed of putting everyone else out of business.
Companies that list with Praytriot Pages promise they will never engage in commerce that is unbiblical, sinful, or illegal. Thats a tall order. Really! Neither illegal nor unbiblical? So much for Leviticus and any thrifty online shopper looking for the cheapest stone to kill his swearing neighbor.
The main question behind the site is, of course, Where would Jesus shop? And dont just assume hes at the hardware store buying a nail puller. Because, see, the Bible is really dedicated to what to do with your disposable income. Kind of gives new meaning to a Sunday Circular!
Yes, this is a thing. There seems to be a movement to keep Christian dollars in Christian pockets while doing the Christian deed of putting everyone else out of business.
Companies that list with Praytriot Pages promise they will never engage in commerce that is unbiblical, sinful, or illegal. Thats a tall order. Really! Neither illegal nor unbiblical? So much for Leviticus and any thrifty online shopper looking for the cheapest stone to kill his swearing neighbor.
The main question behind the site is, of course, Where would Jesus shop? And dont just assume hes at the hardware store buying a nail puller. Because, see, the Bible is really dedicated to what to do with your disposable income. Kind of gives new meaning to a Sunday Circular!
The poll is asking what businesses might be behind that paywall:
- 40 Lashes Mascara?
- Noah's Architects?
- Burger King of the Jews?
What do you might be listed?
Original poll at: http://lesterandcharlie.com/2013/01/10/where-would-jesus-shop/
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Where Would Jesus Shop? (Original Post)
bondwooley
Jan 2013
OP
The cheapest place he could find, OR markets by local individuals, or both.
Honeycombe8
Jan 2013
#10
scrubthedata
(382 posts)1. Salvation Army n/t
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)2. Bed, Bath and Behold!
bondwooley
(1,198 posts)23. That's got to be my favorite.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)3. Mount Olivet Garden
CurtEastPoint
(18,634 posts)4. And it's all due to BHO's re-election!
The shocking re-election of Barack Hussein Obama has given me a new sense of urgency! Now more than ever we must endeavor to keep Kingdom dollars in the Kingdom, supporting goods and services run by Christians and creating a stronger community based in biblically sound business prinicpals (sic). Together through faith, trust and commerce we can take America back before we have to witness Obama and his secular humanist crowd tear apart our Christian nation.
Not only do you have to pay to advertise (makes sense) but apparently also pay to JOIN and VIEW ADS.
PT Barnum was right...
Not only do you have to pay to advertise (makes sense) but apparently also pay to JOIN and VIEW ADS.
PT Barnum was right...
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)5. Seers
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)6. Holy Flip Flops
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)7. Hymn Depot
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)8. Creche & Barrel
watercolors
(1,921 posts)9. Probably barter at Farmers Markets & Flea Markets. I do!
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)10. The cheapest place he could find, OR markets by local individuals, or both.
He wouldn't go to department stores or malls.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)11. Church's Chicken and Ruth's Christ Steakhouse and Chuck E. Cheesus
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)12. Where would J.C. shop? J.C. Penney and Lord & Taylor.
Duh!
HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)13. Loaves & Fishes: seafood sub-shop, sorry no oysters
although I don't know if you can have a flatbread sub
dembotoz
(16,796 posts)14. trader jesus
HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)15. Lord n' Mangers
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)16. Matthew, Mark, Luke & Sean John
undeterred
(34,658 posts)17. Mary Magdalene's House of Ill Repute
Sorry..
undeterred
(34,658 posts)18. Heavenly Video Shoppe
Spider Jerusalem
(21,786 posts)19. Heh
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men.
And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.
Yeah, Jesus would definitely shop at "Christian" businesses that make a loud and public show of piety and exploit their religion for profit. Reminded of Gandhi saying "I like your Christ, I don't like your Christians".
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)20. The Miracle-Gro Store
name not needed
(11,660 posts)21. Saul's Fifth Avenue
fayhunter
(221 posts)22. Pontious Pilate Air
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)24. And Blessed Virgin Airlines
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bondwooley
(1,198 posts)25. How can we work the Flying Nun into that?