Dear DU:

[PCIntern]

My Husband fools around so much outside of our marriage that I don't know if my last child was his. What should I do?

Signed,
Freeper Lady

In memory of Ann Landers...

[TexasTowelie]

1. IBTL.

[monmouth3]

6. I hope she wasn't blonde...LOL...

[countryjake]

2. You are what you are & you ain't what you ain't.

[Scuba]

3. Move at least 200 miles away ...

... if you still have the same mailman, you may have a problem.

[Kurovski]

4. Dear Fr Lady, Get a DNA sample from Rush Limbaugh.

Then after you tell us how that one went, get a book on biology not approved of by Pat Robertson.

--Dan Landers
.

[myrna minx]

9. Yep. Columnist Dano Landers has never steered us wrong. Except, possibly, for when

he "advised" Nellie Belle that in order to have a handsome first born son, she'd need bury a potatoe in the back yard during a full moon and set a-light Dano Lander'erses' neighbor's unsightly storage shed and was debatably one foot over the property line. Some folks didn't think that was too helpful. It was an ugly shed, tho.

[Kurovski]

11. "book 'em"

Feeling better?

[myrna minx]

12. Yes, my fevered delirium has abated a bit. I made it through the whole work day.

Now it's time to take it easy and "fact check" the real news against what I may have invented.

Thanks for checking in on me.

[Kurovski]

14. Good to hear.

thanks again for "spicing up my life" baby!

[Summer Hathaway]

5. One of my faves to Ann Landers:

"Two women in their late thirties moved in across the hall. They are both single, and seem to do everything together. I never see them with any dates or boyfriends. Do you think they're Lebanese?"

[Whisp]

8. lol. I did some googling and found a new favourite for me: and it's pertinent to a politics forum to

so this one post can possibly save the whole thread from SoP rules. ha.


Dear Abby: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can’t afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Have you any suggestions? — M.J.B. in Oakland, Calif.

Dear M.J.B.: Yes. Run for a public office.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

10. How true!

Both Abby and Landers were lifelong Democrats, BTW.

Just doing my part to meet the SOP of GD.

[malaise]

7. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah

[okaawhatever]

13. Dear Freeper, good news. While you may not agree with all the 2A rwnj, they have created an

opportunity for women like you. Never before have so many unrelegulated, untraceable weapons been for sale on the open market. Let your conscience be your guide.

[11 Bravo]

15. Well, if you're not a super model, it's your own damned fault, you slattern! Love, Pat Robertson

[okaawhatever]

16. +100 LOL