Mitt Romney Spent Inauguration Day in California Playing Giant Poolside Jenga, Probably

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I have no idea what Jenga is...

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/01/romney-inauguration-day-california-la-jolla.html


Mitt Romney Spent Inauguration Day in California Playing Giant Poolside Jenga, Probably

By Dan Amira


Mitt Romney spent inauguration day at home in La Jolla, California, the first time since 1997 that a presidential runner-up didn't attend his opponent's inauguration ceremony, and the furthest a runner-up has been from an inauguration ceremony since, probably, 1973, when George McGovern was in London for Richard Nixon's second swearing-in. (Walter Mondale was somewhere in 1985, but it's not clear where. "He is not going to be in the city," the executive assistant at his law firm said at the time. "He is not going to participate. That is as much as he wants known.&quot

But back to Romney. An aide tells NBC News that Romney had "no big plans" for today, and found it "doubtful" he would watch the ceremony on TV. So it's not clear exactly how Romney spent the day, but we're guessing Giant Poolside Jenga. If there's one thing that could cheer up Romney on a day like today, it's Giant Poolside Jenga.

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1. Jenga.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenga

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2. Ha! Bet he didn't win.

Thanks!!

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4. It's not easy to win.

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5. Especially when you generally and

specifically and all around suck!

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6. Or are klutzy like me.

[babylonsister]

9. Bwhahaha!

You KNOW I wasn't talkin' about you!

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10. I do...but my klutziness knows no bounds.

[Whisp]

3. My dish holder by the sink is a Jenga

I go to pull out one thing at the bottom - sooooooo carefully so as not to bring the whole mound down.

[sad-cafe]

7. sore loser

and a big baby.

[pinboy3niner]

8. Mitt plays Jenga by a different set of rules

If he manages to tear everything down in total collapse, he wins.

[Coyotl]

11. Where would we be without the Google

Nine Jobs That Mitt Romney Would Be Perfect For
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2012/11/new-romney-jobs.html

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Mannequin
Because he looks like a mannequin.

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12. You have GOT to be kidding me!!!!

[Coyotl]

13. Professional Poolside Giant Jenga Athlete

I know sometimes a little knowledge is too much

Professional Poolside Giant Jenga Athlete
(Romney would first have to create the National Poolside Giant Jenga League, or NPGJL, which currently does not exist for some reason.)

There might be big bucks in the franchises!!