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Harry Monroe

(2,935 posts) Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:30 AM Jan 2013

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Have you ever seen a more disturbing ad for a vegetable?

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Have you ever seen a more disturbing ad for a vegetable? (Original Post) Harry Monroe Jan 2013 OP

I'm never eating celery again!! Harry Monroe Jan 2013 #1

Yep. That would do wonders for my appetite if I came upon that sign heading in for lunch. nt bluestate10 Jan 2013 #2

Ok, eww! n/t TDale313 Jan 2013 #3

the celery saying "ooh lala" is just all kinds of wrong. n/t 2theleft Jan 2013 #4

Right....it violates.... rppper Jan 2013 #21

Clowns. I do not like clowns. 2theleft Jan 2013 #40

At least he'll be minty fresh up there SpartanDem Jan 2013 #5

"Ribbed for extra pleasure" n/t agracie Jan 2013 #6

Have you ever seen a more disturbing ad for a vegetable? JoJoO Jan 2013 #7

I never considered that celery is "Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure" . . . Journeyman Jan 2013 #8

I think he meant turgor pressure. lonestarnot Jan 2013 #17

I don't think that I have seen a more disturbing ad for anything. At all. geckosfeet Jan 2013 #9

Ever. stlsaxman Jan 2013 #42

Ok now where do I go to unsee that. Kalidurga Jan 2013 #10

wait. betharina Jan 2013 #11

LOL. Embarrased to laugh. Whovian Jan 2013 #12

Ok. Where the hell did that come from? n/t Still Sensible Jan 2013 #13

That celery stick is enjoying himself a little bit too much. (nt) Nye Bevan Jan 2013 #14

I knew there were oral and rectal thermometers ... Kennah Jan 2013 #15

Maybe... Science Geek Jan 2013 #16

HAHAHA ... that's an awesome tomato ad. I actually LOLed. nt OneTenthofOnePercent Jan 2013 #22

Why a toothbrush (and not a broom)? Why is the celery obviously French? TwilightGardener Jan 2013 #18

OMG! It's the Devil Chef! longship Jan 2013 #19

Clearly a parody. FredStembottom Jan 2013 #20

I'll never look at celery the same way again. nt Terra Alta Jan 2013 #23

I'll never forget it...! grahamhgreen Jan 2013 #24

source????? snot Jan 2013 #25

dark horse comics.. frylock Jan 2013 #32

Thanks! snot Jan 2013 #41

Well... Xipe Totec Jan 2013 #26

It's not a real ad, it's a comic book (1994) FreeState Jan 2013 #27

It figures. No way would that be a real ad. n/t duffyduff Jan 2013 #39

Hahaha, This is awesome! Lololololol Firebrand Gary Jan 2013 #28

I think a giant toothbrush up the ass would hurt Warpy Jan 2013 #29

Oh my word! a la izquierda Jan 2013 #30

Hahahahaha! Sheldon Cooper Jan 2013 #31

Hilarious! MineralMan Jan 2013 #33

I've never liked the taste of celery. But my mistake, I've been eating it!! yawnmaster Jan 2013 #34

My asscrack is vertical. sadbear Jan 2013 #35

an assvert eh? SwampG8r Jan 2013 #47

The expression on that guy's face says it all Blue Owl Jan 2013 #36

No, but I have for a cookie... snooper2 Jan 2013 #37

Don't touch those celery sticks for heaven's sake! LiberalEsto Jan 2013 #38

That is super creepy tabbycat31 Jan 2013 #43

LMAO... slor Jan 2013 #44

"Ooh LaLa!" me b zola Jan 2013 #45

Almost as bad as the cannibalistic breakfast cereal. Buns_of_Fire Jan 2013 #46

Harry Monroe

(2,935 posts)

1. I'm never eating celery again!!

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:31 AM

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bluestate10

(10,942 posts)

2. Yep. That would do wonders for my appetite if I came upon that sign heading in for lunch. nt

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:31 AM

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TDale313

(7,820 posts)

3. Ok, eww! n/t

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:32 AM

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2theleft

(1,136 posts)

4. the celery saying "ooh lala" is just all kinds of wrong. n/t

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:34 AM

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rppper

(2,952 posts)

21. Right....it violates....

Reply to 2theleft (Reply #4)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 02:28 AM

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....my comfort zone in a very disturbing way.....it's the Celery's doctors head mirror and pointy mustache....creepy in that clown under the bed in "poltergeist" kind of way.....

2theleft

(1,136 posts)

40. Clowns. I do not like clowns.

Reply to rppper (Reply #21)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 12:42 AM

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Have been terrified of them forever. My sister convinceed me at around 4 that there was an evil clown under the bed that had followed us home from the circus. Poltergeist and It were horrid movies for me to watch!!!!

SpartanDem

(4,533 posts)

5. At least he'll be minty fresh up there

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:37 AM

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agracie

(950 posts)

6. "Ribbed for extra pleasure" n/t

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:38 AM

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JoJoO

(16 posts)

7. Have you ever seen a more disturbing ad for a vegetable?

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:38 AM

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LOL That's just too gross!

Journeyman

(15,031 posts)

8. I never considered that celery is "Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure" . . .

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:39 AM

Jan 2013

There's nothing like a toothbrush up the keister to finish a meal.

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

17. I think he meant turgor pressure.

Reply to Journeyman (Reply #8)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:31 AM

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geckosfeet

(9,644 posts)

9. I don't think that I have seen a more disturbing ad for anything. At all.

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:40 AM

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stlsaxman

(9,236 posts)

42. Ever.

Reply to geckosfeet (Reply #9)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 12:58 PM

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Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)

10. Ok now where do I go to unsee that.

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:42 AM

Jan 2013

besides I think the ad has it backwards. I am pretty sure digestion starts way farther up.

betharina

(330 posts)

11. wait.

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:44 AM

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what?

Whovian

(2,866 posts)

12. LOL. Embarrased to laugh.

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:46 AM

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Still Sensible

(2,870 posts)

13. Ok. Where the hell did that come from? n/t

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:53 AM

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Nye Bevan

(25,406 posts)

14. That celery stick is enjoying himself a little bit too much. (nt)

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:18 AM

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Kennah

(14,234 posts)

15. I knew there were oral and rectal thermometers ...

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:28 AM

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Science Geek

(161 posts)

16. Maybe...

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:29 AM

Jan 2013

Plus, all of George W. Bush's political ads.

OneTenthofOnePercent

(6,268 posts)

22. HAHAHA ... that's an awesome tomato ad. I actually LOLed. nt

Reply to Science Geek (Reply #16)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 03:21 AM

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TwilightGardener

(46,416 posts)

18. Why a toothbrush (and not a broom)? Why is the celery obviously French?

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:48 AM

Jan 2013

Why does his butt open like a hatchback? AND WHAT IS WITH THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES??

longship

(40,416 posts)

19. OMG! It's the Devil Chef!

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 02:01 AM

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Notice that, too?

Total gross out.

FredStembottom

(2,928 posts)

20. Clearly a parody.

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 02:25 AM

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And a real icky one!

Terra Alta

(5,158 posts)

23. I'll never look at celery the same way again. nt

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 03:24 AM

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grahamhgreen

(15,741 posts)

24. I'll never forget it...!

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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 03:30 AM

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snot

(10,515 posts)

25. source?????

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 03:42 AM

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frylock

(34,825 posts)

32. dark horse comics..

Reply to snot (Reply #25)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 05:00 PM

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http://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/93-380/Devil-Chef

snot

(10,515 posts)

41. Thanks!

Reply to frylock (Reply #32)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 12:52 PM

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Xipe Totec

(43,889 posts)

26. Well...

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 03:44 AM

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018137929#post2

FreeState

(10,570 posts)

27. It's not a real ad, it's a comic book (1994)

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 04:10 AM

Jan 2013

From Dark Horse Comics called Devil Chef.

http://www.evolvingscientist.net/2011/10/great-moments-in-health-tips.html?m=1

http://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/Previews/93-380

duffyduff

(3,251 posts)

39. It figures. No way would that be a real ad. n/t

Reply to FreeState (Reply #27)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:06 PM

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Firebrand Gary

(5,044 posts)

28. Hahaha, This is awesome! Lololololol

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 04:40 AM

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Warpy

(111,222 posts)

29. I think a giant toothbrush up the ass would hurt

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 04:44 AM

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but then again, I'm not into back door kink.

I'll never look at celery quite the same way again.

a la izquierda

(11,791 posts)

30. Oh my word!

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:47 AM

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I cannot begin to describe how hard I'm laughing at this,

Sheldon Cooper

(3,724 posts)

31. Hahahahaha!

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:49 AM

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That is hilarious!

MineralMan

(146,281 posts)

33. Hilarious!

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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 05:01 PM

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yawnmaster

(2,812 posts)

34. I've never liked the taste of celery. But my mistake, I've been eating it!!

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 05:15 PM

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I didn't know I could use it to scrub out my colon.

sadbear

(4,340 posts)

35. My asscrack is vertical.

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 05:16 PM

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What the hell is going on here?

SwampG8r

(10,287 posts)

47. an assvert eh?

Reply to sadbear (Reply #35)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 04:02 PM

Jan 2013

we horizobutts wil find you sooner or later

Blue Owl

(50,325 posts)

36. The expression on that guy's face says it all

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 05:24 PM

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snooper2

(30,151 posts)

37. No, but I have for a cookie...

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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 05:29 PM

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LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

38. Don't touch those celery sticks for heaven's sake!

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:06 PM

Jan 2013

You don't know WHERE they've been.

tabbycat31

(6,336 posts)

43. That is super creepy

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 01:08 PM

Jan 2013

I never liked celery in the first place, but now I am officially never eating it again.

slor

(5,504 posts)

44. LMAO...

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 02:47 PM

Jan 2013

Thanks for posting.

me b zola

(19,053 posts)

45. "Ooh LaLa!"

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 03:27 PM

Jan 2013

Buns_of_Fire

(17,172 posts)

46. Almost as bad as the cannibalistic breakfast cereal.

Reply to Harry Monroe (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 03:54 PM

Jan 2013

Yes, I'm looking at YOU, Cinnamon Toast Crunch! (And that ad is REAL. Sorely interferes with my enjoyment of Spongebob Squarepants, I must say!)

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