'He's naked and he's running in my damn house!" Desperate 911 call reveals moment naked home invader

[Judi Lynn]

'He's naked and he's running in my damn house!" Desperate 911 call reveals moment naked home invader rampaged terrified man's home

By Nina Golgowski
PUBLISHED:23:19 EST, 22 January 2013| UPDATED: 23:21 EST, 22 January 2013

A Florida homeowner's desperate 911 call reveals the moment a naked home invader allegedly broke into his family's home before pleasuring himself on the floor and defecating throughout the house.

'He dropped off my roof and ran right into my house!' the terrified owner told police dispatch in North Fort Myers, as NBC2 reports. 'I don't know who the Hell he is - he's naked and he's running in my damn house!'

Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, of Venice was Tasered into submission by police on Monday night after he allegedly stormed the home after first dropping onto the homeowner from its rooftop. The frightened victim told police he had gone outside to inspect loud noises on his roof around 6.50pm that night when the naked man jumped off it, partially landing on top of him.

Bruni allegedly next ran inside the home where the victim left his wife before pulling a 72-inch television off the wall, breaking it on the living room floor. Bruni then allegedly grabbed a wet/dry vacuum cleaner and emptied its liquid contents on the floor. Officers say he later sucked it up in his mouth.

More: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2266813/Gregory-Matthew-Bruni-911-reveals-moment-naked-home-invader-rampaged-Florida-mans-home.html#ixzz2IoilnRRe

[Victor_c3]

1. sounds like something I could see myself doing...

[pinboy3niner]

27. You would

jk, brother.

[Victor_c3]

46. the best part is I was only half kidding

thanks

[Cirque du So-What]

2. Strange story, even for Florida

However, I gotta say that the 'journalist' who composed this story could benefit from a refresher course in use of the comma:

Bruni allegedly next ran inside the home where the victim left his wife before pulling a 72-inch television off the wall, breaking it on the living room floor.

Why would the victim pull his own damn TV off the wall?

[vaberella]

21. Nothing is strange for Florida. It's just a shit state where shitty things happen.

In this case literally.

[Mr. Mojo Risen]

39. What is up with that?

It really does seem like 90% of the most crazy F'd up stories are from Florida.

[flamingdem]

45. Maybe it was Rick Scott? nt

[Liberal_in_LA]

23. +100

[jberryhill]

43. Or leave his wife!

That naked guy must have been pretty good looking for the homeowner to decide on a divorce while all that was going on.

[Marrah_G]

3. bath salts?

[dixiegrrrrl]

49. The getting naked is generally a sign of chemical use

altho I have seen it twice in severly schizophrenic clients.
The rest of the reported behavior is more extreme, not typical of plain ole schizo pattern.

[TwilightGardener]

4. The pooping...now that's just rude.

[Victor_c3]

6. at least he tried to clean up after he made the mess with the wet-dry vac

and sucked the contents up with his mouth

[TwilightGardener]

9. He did try to tidy up, you are right.

[KittyWampus]

5. someone needs some anti-psychotics pronto.

[KittyWampus]

7. Buy was lucky, wife had a revolver & fire 3 times but missed.

[riverbendviewgal]

8. one interesting point

The wife shot a 38 gun at the intruder and missed 3 times. Husband had shot gun which the intruder obeyed husbands order to lay down.

[JI7]

47. Glad he didn't get killed , i don't think i would have been scared

if i came across someone like that. at the beginning when they ran into the house maybe but as they started to act that way i would have assumed they were on drugs or had some mental issues.

[kairos12]

10. Alibi

If they didn't capture the guy I hope Rand Paul had an alibi.

[reflection]

11. Let those among us

who have never broken into someone's house, used it as a toilet, pleasured themselves to completion on the floor and then rubbed their face on children's clothing in ecstasy cast the first stone.

[DogPawsBiscuitsNGrav]

13. That was a good one lol. The home owner should have poked him in the eye with a stick. As it

stands now, he's got a lot of carpet cleaning to do.

[OneGrassRoot]

14. LOL...omg, I'm dyin'...

I thought for SURE it was going to be an Onion piece, and then I see your comment.

[Brigid]

31. You win.

You . Just. Win.

[msanthrope]

34. You win the Internets tonight, Sir. nt

[Jazzgirl]

35. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

That wins a DUZY!!!

[Are_grits_groceries]

42. **Snort**

Good one!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

12. This could have been MiddleFingerMom, except for, well, ....

... except for the part about being 21 years old.

MFM, you're not jumping off rooftops, are you?

[Javaman]

15. Meth does crazy things to people.

as I said to a buddy of mine, "Florida does crazy, Texas does scary".

I live in Austin.

[vaberella]

22. Meth...I figured it was Florida water. n/t

[leftyohiolib]

16. wth-- sounds like bath salts

[skypilot]

17. I am NEVER going to Florida.

*

[RebelOne]

18. Yes, crazies like that are one of the many reasons I moved to Georgia. n/t

[GaYellowDawg]

40. We're not Florida, but we're awful damn crazy, too.

What other state would repeatedly elect Paul Broun? I'm guessing South Carolina, Florida, Tennessee, or Texas. And that's about it.

[Scurrilous]

19. I like the Gawker ending:

"Police are called, and they apprehend a flailing, babbling Bruni only after Tasering him. "Tase him, bro," a cop almost certainly says. Bruni is taken to a hospital, but doctors there say they can't identify what drug he is on. The answer is either all of them, or one you've never heard of. Or bath salts. Probably bath salts.

Police charge Bruni with two counts of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence. Everyone else in Florida goes to sleep that night, awaiting their turn."

http://gawker.com/5978198/naked-florida-man-jumps-off-roof-onto-man-knocks-television-over-empties-vacuum-cleaner-masturbates

[Judi Lynn]

20. Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops

Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops

The Huffington Post | By Hilary Hanson Posted: 01/23/2013 11:35 am EST | Updated: 01/23/2013 3:30 pm EST



Gregory Matthew Bruni

In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.

The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.

More:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html

[Liberal_in_LA]

24. geez, that's a house that's going to need cleaning.

[Taverner]

25. Tasered while nude? Ow!

He had it coming but...ow!

[cali]

26. Finally. A story about someone who deserved his tasering.

[TheOther95Percent]

28. I thought this was The Onion

Oh. My.

[jberryhill]

29. I was just as scared as he was, believe you me

Wrong house. My bad.

[steve2470]

30. Why can't these things happen in, oh, South Dakota ?

big sigh for my state

[onethatcares]

32. how much you want to bet

Citizens Insurance weasels its way outa this claim?

[steve2470]

33. ok, shame on me, had to read the comments at HuffPo:

“I would like to say a couple things... Greg is a GREAT guy he normal is NOT like this at ALL. Somthing happened that we are all trying to wrap our heads around.... All these news post are not making sure their stories are correct befor posting this either.... GREG IS NOT A CARNIVAL WORKER! He has nothing to do with any carnivals. What he did was not right at all and im not sayin it was ok for him to do what he did.... but you are getting the wrong outlook on him. Drugs of somewhere had to be involved.... but that is not even normal for greg so we dont know what is going on...I dont even believe he knows whats going on yet.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Sandra_Vincent/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967_224462794.html

[HangOnKids]

37. That poster is an illiterate fool

Drugs of somewhere?

[Glassunion]

36. Am I the only one

Who had "Yakety Sax" playing in their head while reading the course of events?

[Tien1985]

38. Nope!

Both me and my partner went there as well. I cracked up when I got to your comment about it.

[Glassunion]

41. Well then...

May I trouble you and your partner with the obvious segue?

It's the only sax solo you can play with a smile on your face...

[redgreenandblue]

44. Paranoid schizophrenic. nt

[JI7]

48. picture of the guy

[RandiFan1290]

50. Sounds like bath salts to me. nt