WP: President Obama and Jan Brewer: The caption contest

[SunsetDreams]

President Obama and Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer’s heated interaction on the tarmac of the Phoenix airport Wednesday has garnered plenty of attention. But no one — besides the president and the governor — knows exactly what was said.

So we’re offering you a chance to take a guess here. Write a caption for the photo above, and/or vote for captions you like in the comment thread below. Taking those votes and our staff’s opinion into account, we’ll award a t-shirt to a lucky winner on Friday.

Your caption can put words in the mouth of either (or both) politician. Our staff will favor entries that are creative, funny, civil and original.

The deadline for entries is 4 p.m. ET. Good luck!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-user-polls/post/president-obama-and-jan-brewer-the-caption-contest/2012/01/26/gIQA1pt2SQ_blog.html

Some of the entries:

"President Barack Obama refuses to show Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer his dental work, while she insists on showing him her grill."

"AND when are you going to tell your wife about us? I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!"

"Is that thing loaded? It better not be loaded."

have fun!

[joeybee12]

1. "Only one day I missed my meds. Only ONE!"

[mfcorey1]

2. You promised me I could ride in the Beast!

[NatBurner]

3. don't you sass-mouth me, mandingo!

[Scuba]

4. It's supposed to be satire.

[Number23]

25. You are so crazy!

No, what she really said is:

"What's that on your lip? Is that some BACK TALK?"

[Life Long Dem]

5. Look at that chin!

She is telling him to never ever call her a witch. And Obama replies that he won't (as he bows his head to her in sympathy).

[arthritisR_US]

6. "No, I WILL NOT pull your finger". n/t

[thelordofhell]

7. "Obama's #1!! Obama's #1!!"

[BeyondGeography]

8. "Look at this profile. Don't ever mess with the Wicked Witch of the West."

[MGKrebs]

9. "Shouldn't you be in Georgia with your original typewritten

long-form birth certificate right about now?"

[indepat]

10. I cannot be civil when captioning an uncivil blond RW fucktard

[steve2470]

11. Angry nursing home escapee blames "Obamacare" for tardy bed pan pick ups and the end of Bingo Night

bwahahaha !!!!!

(from the link above, not my work, regrettably !)

[Arkana]

12. "Now you listen here, BOY. We don't allow YER KIND around here."

[sfpcjock]

13. 'You haven't tried fried scorpions, have you, you lawn jockey!'

[graywarrior]

14. "Whoa, Jan, I don't care if you catch flies with that tongue, but please,

don't chew them in my face!"

[izquierdista]

15. I'll get you and your little dog too!

[jsmirman]

16. I would DEFINITELY make a good replacement for the Old Man of the Mountain!!!

Do you see this profile???

[Muskypundit]

17. "dear lord..... brush your teeth, jan"

[geardaddy]

18. "Does my finger smell funny?"

"Dear God, where did you put it?"

[Z_I_Peevey]

19. And another thing! I do not in any way find you attractive,

so put your Al Green impression...ah, put your Al Green song...I mean, stop with the attitude! You know what I mean, just stop looking at me. Right now! I'm a governor, dammnit. I'm in the Gee Oh Pee! Like I said, I do not IN ANY WAY find you attractive!!!!!#$*111!!!

[T S Justly]

20. Don't over do it, Jan. (nt)

[librechik]

21. "Don't get uppity, Mr. Fancy Harvard Degree.I'm just striking an aggressive pose for this photo-op"

[Enrique]

22. the President winces at the Virginia Slims/Southern Comfort blast

coming from the Governors insides.

[SaintPete]

23. "No Jan, I will not pull your finger again...

...and NO, fart jokes do not get better the second time!"

[madmom]

24. Do you want me to shove that finger up your ass now or would you rather I do it in private?

[tanyev]

26. "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!"