If Jesus came back and told the Republicans they were wrong..........

[DainBramaged]

Sean Hannity would probably accuse Him of being a Liberal, Rush Limbaugh would call Him an appeaser, the NRA would call Him a gun grabber, and Congress would censure Him.



Fools.

[geomon666]

1. They'd kill him.

Simply for saying he was Jesus in the first place. The image they have conjured of Jesus is so entrenched in their mind, they would kill anyone who dared challenge it.

[IdaBriggs]

2. Isn't that what they did to him in the first place? nt

[geomon666]

5. Exactly

But that was by another religion. This time it'll be his own people.

[IdaBriggs]

6. Umm, they *were* his own people. nt

[geomon666]

7. Well I meant modern Christians

Not just the Israelites.

[NYC_SKP]

3. What if Jesus was carrying a Bushwhacker 427?

Maybe THAT would convince some of them!

K/R

[libtodeath]

4. If there was a Jesus with any magic powers he would likely wipe them out for the evil they have done

[Lizzie Poppet]

8. If the historical Jesus of Nazareth reappeared...

...a big chunk of the teanderthal crowd would call him a "raghead" or worse. He'd be a Semite, and he'd look like most any other Middle Eastern person to them (or to most Americans, to be fair). The wingnuts would probably call Homeland Security on him, thinking he was a "turrist."

[sinkingfeeling]

9. ...they'd shoot him with an AR-15.