Seven things you can't say at a Republican presidential debate (If you're a candidate)...

[MrScorpio]

1. Black and Hispanic Americans are my equal.

2. I trust a woman to make the best decisions about her own body.

3. By sending me to Washington, you're guaranteeing that the Democrats will have to bail the country out sometime in the near future.

4. We've got Iran surrounded on three sides… I think that they're covered just fine.

5. President Barack Obama is a member of the Democratic Party.

6. Rich Americans and corporations should pay their fair share of taxes, just like everyone else.

7. I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about. I think that I'll be silent for now.


Add your own.

[cyberswede]

1. #5 - LOL!

...except it's also sad.

[Angry Dragon]

2. #8. President Bush so screwed up this country we have to start

working with the democrats to fix this country

[upi402]

3. Climate change is real. n/t

[Old and In the Way]

4. 8. It's OK to not have either a public option or a mandate for health insurance.

Let the hospitals turn them away or pay for it. Freedom!

[Terra Alta]

5. "LGBT Americans should have the same rights as straight people"

[elleng]

6. 8. OOPS!

[thelordofhell]

7. I like poor people

[blue neen]

8. "Ronald Reagan raised taxes."

They would choke on the very words, even though they are true!

[The Genealogist]

9. 8. The Truth

9. Anything meaningful
10. Anything coherent

[MrScorpio]

10. Some more

Excuse me, but my nipple rings are itchy.

Can we hurry this thing up? I've got an 11:15 lap dance appointment tonight at the V.I.P. Lounge of Bambi's Romper Room.

We're actually the Committee to Re-Elect President Barack Obama.

[Marie Marie]

11. Dick Cheney...

in any way, shape or form.

[HopeHoops]

12. "I gots ta pee."