So Now, We Need Guns Because Rape + Guns = Freedom. Or something.

[kpete]

THU JAN 31, 2013 AT 09:36 AM PST
Rape + Guns = Freedom. Or something. This image popped up on my facebook today.
by OllieGarkey



Good news, everyone! For those of you who, like me, have been wondering when conservatives would stop making infuriatingly stupid statements about rape and guns, It just got worse. Now they're making infuriatingly stupid comments about rape and guns at the same fucking time.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/01/31/1183581/-Rape-Guns-Freedom-Or-something-This-image-popped-up-on-my-facebook-today

[rbixby]

1. Right, because most rapes you can see coming far enough away

to grab your AR-15 and go Rambo on them.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Does she carry that thing tucked daintly into her bosom? Where does she keep

the scope?

[Agnosticsherbet]

3. The statistics I've seen show that most rapes are by someone the victim knows...

We generally don't greet guests, friends, or acquaintances at 100 meters with a sniper rifle and a demand that they disarm their dick or we will disarm it for them. Libertarian Girl is ignorant of some important crime statistics, and the Bastiat Institue are self made bastards.

[Arkana]

4. Rape + Guns = Freedom?

I have a minor in Mathematics and I never heard that one from any of my professors.

[moondust]

5. Guns found to cure cancer!

And bed bugs!

(Would make a nice poster.)

[onehandle]

6. Just sneak up behind her, rapists. She won't even hear you.

But first ask the GOP if that would be a legitimate rape.