The DUzy Awards for the week of January 27, 2012

[The DUzy Awards]

[center][big][big][big]WELCOME to the DUZY AWARDS![/big][/big][/big][/center]

Your weekly collection of the groaners, moaners, boners, Boehners, and, ding-battery from Duers of all shapes and sizes!

This week’s improvement: new old graphic!

Note to Salma Hayek:I saw you in the news this week wearing that new dress. I’ve really, really changed my mind!


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by highplainsdem
[big] ABC's The Note: It’s On! Newt, Mitt to Hold Dueling Ham House Events[/big]
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/01/primary-day-showdown-in-the-works-newt-mitt-double-booked/

At 7:45 p.m. on Friday night, a spokesman for the Gingrich campaign sent out the press advisory schedule for Saturday, noting a 10:45 a.m. event at the restaurant.

Then, approximately 10 minutes later, the Romney campaign sent out their own advisory, with the very same stop listed at the same time.

Nobody at the restaurant answered the phone Friday evening. A Romney campaign aide said the scheduling conflict is a “pure coincidence” and “We are not changing our schedule.”

But the regional director of the Gingrich campaign for Greenville, Caroline Vanvick, called her close friend Tommy Stevenson — the Tommy of Tommy’s Country Ham House — and woke him up. Stevenson told Vanvick he is the only person that bookings go through and that Romney has never contacted him. Newt Gingrich is confirmed, Romney is not.




One more bizarre story from a very bizarre campaign.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] pinboy3niner [/font]
[big] 1. They never loin [/big]

GD, Jan 20, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002195045


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by ScreamingMeemie
[big] Some of us DO take jury service seriously, you know.[/big]
And I am hoping, in time, the ones who prove not to take it seriously will end up weeded out. We are at 5-ish weeks into this and, for the most part, on the juries I have been on, they've gotten it right (at least what I find to be right IMO).

The banning last week of a friend and fellow sports forum member was kind of a shock to the system in a "You're not on DU2 anymore, Dorothy" sort of way.

I do think (call me naive, I can take it) it will all work itself out in the end and be no worse, if not better than, the old place. Have a great day DU.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] hootinholler [/font]
[big] 37. Just for you, Ruby[/big]


H&M-D, Jan 19, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124032393


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]Original post by [font color=#800080] jberryhill [/font]
[big] Ambiguously provocative OP[/big]

Which will likely piss off you know who

The Lounge, Jan 17, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101834372


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by LetTimmySmoke
[big] As of the recent SOPA episode, I am no longer a Democrat.[/big]
My issue positions remain as they were yesterday. But I'm now an a full fledged Independent. Fuck Congress. Fuck Chris Dodd.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] pinboy3niner [/font]
[big] 52. Then with all the ofenses of human beings, you surely are renouncing being a human being, too [/big]


GD, Jan 20, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002194962


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]Original post by [font color=#800080] book_worm [/font]
[big] definition of a chick magnet...[/big]


Women want him and men want to look like him. This is why, according to FAUX News, he will be a strong president.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] pkdu [/font]
[big] 7. He is sitting on Dennis Hastert n/t [/big]

[font color=#FF0000]Argh! My eyes![/font]

GD, Jan 21, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002196603


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by woolldog
[big] DU Jury duty?[/big]
How will I know if I've been selected?

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] OmahaBlueDog [/font]
[big] 11. Blue Box. If you ignore it, Skinner sends you a contempt citation [/big]
Then you have to appear before him, and explain that you had to be with your sick aunt in Newark, and couldn't possibly serve on a jury. You'll repeat this cycle twice until you finally are told by your attorney that you can't get out of jury duty this time. Then the blue box will appear again. You will immediately be taken to a flamefest between two posters you love dearly. You will now choose who you love more. Eventualy, you will vote to hide their threads, and label them both as terms of service violators. You'll then obsess over the ramifications of your decisions for years, and will spend thousands in psychotherapy bills. You'll then decide that nothing is worth the pain of jury service, and you will loudly announce that you are no longer a registered voter.....

...then Skinner will remind you that this is a political website for Democrats. For whom does the tombstone fall? It falls for thee..........

The Lounge, Jan 13, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101831501


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by Lucinda
[big] This is both creative and disturbing.....[/big]


[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] annabanana, TBF, [/font]
[big] 11. ow ow ow ow ow [/big]
that one hurt

Cooking & Baking, Jan. 21, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11574439


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In a locked original post by highplainsdem
[big] MSNBC: Jeb Bush will NOT endorse Mitt Romney[/big]
Per Andrea Mitchell. Bush is denying the earlier story.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] tawadi [/font]
[big] 10. I think we got more reliable news when they were using illegal wiretapping [/big]


LBN, Jan 21, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101431545


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by jberryhill
[big] I saw that thing you're not supposed to see [/big]
It seems to happen on what would be double post errors. Is it a double post filter?

Oh, and, the thing I wasn't supposed to see didn't look anything like this:


[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] drm604 [/font]
[big] 1. Did you go blind? [/big]
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] jberryhill [/font]
[big] 2. No, I think I see things more clearly now [/big]
As I gazed upon it I felt a loving warmth surround me and a gentle voice told me that I had a special purpose in my life.
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] pintobean [/font]
[big] 3. You're going to turn into a pillar of salt. [/big]
That sucks. I'll miss you.

H&M-D, Jan 21, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124033747


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by WillyT
[big] And The Panic Begins... 'Noonan, Krauthammer To GOP: You're Losing This Thing' - Politico[/big]
Noonan, Krauthammer to GOP: You're losing this thing
By ALEXANDER BURNS | Politico
1/20/12 8:17 AM EST

<snip>

Two prominent conservative columnists, Charles Krauthammer and Peggy Noonan, warn this morning that Republican infighting may do the party grievous damage for the 2012 election, with Krauthammer declaring that President Obama "could not have chosen more self-destructive adversaries."

<snip>

More Here: http://www.politico.com/blogs/burns-haberman/2012/01/nonnan-krauthammer-to-gop-youre-losing-this-thing-111614.html




[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] WilliamPitt [/font]
[big] . [/big]


GD, Jan 22, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002201233


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by Initech
[big] There is special place in hell reserved for the inventor of the customer satisfaction survey. [/big]
Seriously, I bought a car charger for my phone, I'm not going to rate the performance of the guy who sold it to me. I'm taking a flight, I don't want to rate it. I don't want to like my rental car provider on Facebook nor do I want to rate it.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Ikonoklast [/font]
[big] 6. Thank you for your post on this matter. Can you spare a few minutes of your time? You can? Good. [/big]
1. Did you find that the respondents to your OP stayed on topic?

A. Yes.
B. No.
C. My Grandmother used to be a knife-thrower in a circus act.


2. Is there a particular reason that use chose this specific topic to post on DU today?

A. No, not really. I have a long list of petty grievances that irk me; this is just the current one.
B. I am actually somewhat compulsive, and fill out every survey asked to IRL...AND I CAN'T STOP IT.
C. Even though the Chuckles the Clown had broken up with her only the week previous to the incident and was tragically killed by Grandma during one of her performances, his death was ruled as an accident at the inquest.


3. Did you find today's current posting experience to be a pleasant one?

A. Yes
B. No.
C. Grandma taught me how to roll my own cigarettes with one hand when I was twelve, and how to fashion a silencer for a firearm out of a tomato soup can and a roll of toilet paper.


4. Do you have any suggestions as how we could improve today's posting experience for you?

A. No, it's about as good as it gets.
B. I would like to have the ability to beat some posters over the head with a large hard salami. It wouldn't improve anything, I just like beating people in the head with cured lunchmeat products.
C. Mom said that it was up to us kids to help her keep Grandma away from Dad on her visits, because Mom said that Grandma liked to get "too friendly" with just about any man she laid eyes on.


5. Did you find that posting in The Lounge is a good value for your money?

A. You have *got* to be kidding me.
B. Absolutely. It's cheaper than boxed wine, with no blinding hangover the next morning. Most of the time.
C. Grandma taught us kids that the most important thing in life is to remember when it's your first day in prison to always pick a fight with the toughest inmate there, in order to establish your cred right away.


6. One last question, when was the last time you had an affair with a one-eyed woman?

A. Never.
B. Define "Affair".
C. Sorry, Grandma wanted me to ask you this. She said you'd hardly notice that she had only one eye after she got you good and drunk, then tied you to the bed.


Thank you for your time in completing our survey. We enjoyed your participation and wasting your time filling out something that no one will ever pay any attention to whatsoever.

Have A Nice Day!

The Lounge, Jan 22, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101838343


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]Original post by [font color=#800080] LynneSin [/font]
[big] Maybe this is a DU flaw but I just put myself on full ignore[/big]
I can't see any of my threads anymore. BTW, that would make me the only person on my ignore list.

I hope I can take this thing off - I'd like to see what people post in this thread

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Joe Shlabotnik [/font]
[big] 6. hey, why not go all out and post an alert on your own thread and get a jury involved too n/t [/big]

The Lounge, Jan 23, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101839263


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by kpete
[big] Judge says Obama must appear in ‘birther’ suit [/big]
Judge says Obama must appear in ‘birther’ suit

By Agence France-Presse
Monday, January 23, 2012

WASHINGTON — A judge in Georgia has ordered President Barack Obama to appear in court this week in a lawsuit challenging whether he is a natural-born US citizen qualified to be president.

The latest case was spawned by the so-called “birther” movement that has made claims — which have not been substantiated — that Obama was born overseas.

Although it is unclear whether a court could force a sitting president to appear in a court case, Georgia Deputy Chief Judge Michael Malihi has denied a motion by the president’s lawyer to quash a subpoena that requires Obama to show up.

A Georgia resident made the complaint, which is intended to keep Obama’s name off the state’s ballot in the March presidential primary.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/23/judge-says-obama-must-appear-in-birther-suit/

....................

NEW LINKS:
Judge's order in ‘birther' case unlikely to draw Obama
http://www.ajc.com/news/georgia-politics-elections/judges-order-in-birther-1313941.html

The court will only be ordering Obama to appear once Taitz files, and the court grants, a motion to compel.
http://www.sacbee.com/2012/01/20/4203280/ga-judge-orders-president-to-appear.html

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Vanje [/font]
[big] 25. Ok. I read that as "birthday suit" [/big]
Judge says Obama must appear in ‘birthday’ suit .

Quite a picture.

LBN, Jan 23, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101433458


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by msanthrope
[big] *****SOTU OFFICIAL THREAD*****[/big]
I'm on C-Span.
http://www.c-span.org/Live-Video/C-SPAN/

Streaming, enhanced broadcast from the Whitehouse, with CHARTS--

http://www.whitehouse.gov/state-of-the-union-2012

Let's go, people--the President is on his way!

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Enrique [/font]
[big] 41. there's some kind of rodent walking behind Obama [/big]
oh that's Eric Cantor.
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] NYC Liberal [/font]
[big]42. Don't insult rodents! [/big]
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] highplainsdem [/font]
[big] 47. Rattus cantorus [/big]

[font color=#FF0000]I missed the entire SOTU address on Tuesday… I was in Zoning & Planning hell until 11:30! [/font]

GD, Jan 24, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002215317


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by demtenjeep
[big] why did Cantor walk in with President[/big]
not sure

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Lint Head [/font]
[big] 12. Because Obama has him by the balls. [/big]

GD, Jan 24, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002217579


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]Original post by [font color=#800080] LynneSin [/font]
[big] **Gets out her Staple Gun and Posts a sign on the Wall** NEW DU RULES......[/big]


The Lounge, Jan 25, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101840498


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]SPECIAL MENTION FOR VISUAL ACHIEVEMENT

In an original post by DesertRat
[big]"That was the best response I've heard to a State of the Union address! Quite impressive!"[/big]
The"All Star Panel" of talking heads on Faux News discussing Daniel's response.


[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] DesertRat [/font]
[big] 6. They're so critical of everything the President said [/big]
They are desperate, knowing full well that they have horrible candidates who can't win in November.


Politics 2012, Jan 24, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12514851


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]Original post by [font color=#800080] A-Schwarzenegger [/font]
[big] Mitt & Newt Challenge Each Other to personally "Get Castro."[/big]
Republican Candidates Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich
unexpectedly crossed paths on the campaign trail in Florida
today, and a spontaneous debate broke out over which one
was stronger in their determination to "get Castro." The two
met with surprise just off the sand at Miami Beach and
quickly engaged, their voices rising with anti-Castro vitriol.

ROMNEY: I have always been more anti-Castro than you, my friend.
All the time I was at Bain I thought of little else but how I hated
Castro.

GINGRICH: My friend, I doubt a human being has ever been born
or will be born who carries more loathing in their heart than I for
the smelly hairy Castro. If I could I would personally go down there and
remove the old wretched Commie from this world with my bare hands.

ROMNEY: If you could? If you could? Why can't you, my friend?

GINGRICH: Well, let's not be preposterous, there are obvious legal
and technical obstacles to--

ROMNEY: Why can't you, my friend?

GINGRICH: Is that a challenge? Are you challenging me?

ROMNEY: Of course it's a challenge. Cuba is right out there. Castro
is right out there, Mr Speaker.

GINGRICH: Well, I believe he's dying and senile somewhere in a
hospital and--

ROMNEY: Oh, you're going to let that stop you? I guess you
must not hate the old Communist as much as you say if his dying
and begin senile in a hospital is going to keep you from finding him
and taking him out with your bare hands. I guess you must love
the old Communist after all if you can suddenly muster such compassion
for him.

GINGRICH: I'll show you how much compassion I have for the hairy
old son of a bitch. Where's a boat! Get me a boat! Where's Calista!
Somebody get me a ***damn boat!"

ROMNEY: Who needs a boat?! You need a boat? I don't need a boat!

Romney began removing his shoes and coat and Gingrich followed
suit. Their staffs tried to stop them but they shook loose and
began trotting awkwardly in their socks and shirtsleeves
across the sand toward the water and Cuba, hollering indecipherable
anti-Castro epithets at each other as they went.

Gingrich dove in just as the water was retreating and he landed
on the sand with a rather graceless bellyflop. The waves were
particularly strong and though Romney dove in nicely and displayed
a steady and stylish stroke, he remained in one spot as the waves kept
knocking him back, his head held jauntily high above the water and his
hair gleaming like a little oil slick in the Florida sun. Gingrich, already
winded, finally made it into the water on his hands and knees and
immediately began floating north as his arms proved too short to
reach the water.

Breaking...

GD, Jan 25, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002221844


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by Lady Freedom Returns
[big] If cats could vote, what party would they be?[/big]
For me, that's hard to call. I was asked this earlier today.


[font color=#FF0000]Everybody that posted a pic in the thread gets a DUzy!!![/font]

The Lounge, Jan 23, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101839589


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by RandySF
[big] Ann Coulter throws a fit over Gingrich victory.[/big]
On a Sunday morning appearance on “Fox & Friends,” conservative columnist Ann Coulter explained why Romney fell short in the South Carolina GOP presidential primary, blaming the priorities of South Carolina voters for Gingrich’s success.

“Apparently, South Carolinians would rather have the emotional satisfaction of a snotty remark toward the president than to beat Obama in the fall,” Coulter, the author of “Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America,” said. “We saw it in the debates when Gingrich would say things that didn’t really make sense. That is what you usually associate with Democrats, which I described in my last book, ‘Demonic,’ how mobs behave.”

Some of what Gingrich has said might appear to make sense, she said, but should be analyzed more closely.

“Something that sounds like it makes sense like, ‘Mitt Romney doesn’t have influence over his super PAC — that makes you wonder if he’ll have influence as president,’” she continued. “How many times does Mitt Romney have to say it is illegal for a candidate to have influence on the super PAC. It is not, interestingly, though, for a president to have influence. So it makes no sense if you think about it for all of three seconds, but it sounds like it makes sense. It is just like what you get from liberals most of the time and the cheers and yahoos, and that is what we kept getting from this audience.”



http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/22/coulter-with-newt-gingrich-you-throw-out-the-baby-and-keep-the-bath-water-video/#ixzz1kEERxui0

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Guy Montag [/font]
[big] 10. Heel Ann, heel! [/big]


GD, Jan 22, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002203114


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by maddezmom
[big] Rick Santorum: Left uses college for "indoctrination"[/big]
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said Wednesday that "the left" uses universities to indoctrinate young people for the purpose of "holding and maintaining power."


After saying "we've lost, unfortunately, our entertainment industry," Santorum told a Naples, Florida, audience that "we've lost our higher education, that was the first to go a long time ago."



"It's no wonder President Obama wants every kid to go to college," said the former Pennsylvania senator. "The indoctrination that occurs in American universities is one of the keys to the left holding and maintaining power in America. And it is indoctrination. If it was the other way around, the ACLU would be out there making sure that there wasn't one penny of government dollars going to colleges and universities, right?"


He continued: "If they taught Judeo-Christian principles in those colleges and universities, they would be stripped of every dollar. If they teach radical secular ideology, they get all the government support that they can possibly give them. Because you know 62 percent of children who enter college with a faith conviction leave without it."

more if you can stomach it :
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57366219-503544/rick-santorum-left-uses-college-for-indoctrination/?tag=re1.galleries

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] baldguy [/font]
[big] 1. Let's do away with reality-based education! [/big]
PI doesn't approximate 3.14159. The Bible say Pi EQUALS 3.2!

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] JaneQPublic [/font]
[big] 2. Look for the Religious Right to start a "Home Colleging" movement. (nt) [/big]
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] izquierdista [/font]
[big] 3. If they taught "Judeo-Christian principles".... [/big]
we would still be in the Dark Ages, with maps that say "There be monsters" around the edges.

[font color=#FF0000]Pi = 3.2? Heresy! II Chronicles 4:2 clearly shows that pi is equal to exactly 3!!![/font]

Politics 2012, Jan 26, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12515414


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by LynneSin
[big] Oklahoma GOP lawmaker believes food contains human fetuses[/big]

Oklahoma GOP lawmaker believes food contains human fetuses

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/24/oklahoma-lawmaker-believes-food-contain-human-festuses/

An Oklahoma lawmaker is convinced that some food coming into his state contains portions of human fetuses.

According to the KGMG talk radio, state Sen. Ralph Shortey (R) has filed a bill that bans foods or products using aborted human fetuses.

“There is a potential that there are companies that are using aborted human babies in their research and development of basically enhancing flavor for artificial flavors,” he said.


Shortey said the decision to file was based on his own research. However, he didn’t provide any examples of food companies engaging in the practice.

Where the heck do the find the dumbest people in Oklahoma and allow them to run for office.

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] grantcart [/font]
[big] 2. This is what you get when you don't pass Sharia Law. [/big]

[font color=#FF0000]The stupid, it burns![/font]

GD, Jan 27, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002228769


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by kpete
[big] Breaking: Obama hosts George H.W. and Jeb Bush at White House[/big]
Unbeknownst to the press, President Obama met this evening with former president George H.W. Bush and his son, former Florida governor Jeb Bush in the Oval Office.

White House officials did not list the meeting on the president's schedule but released a photo through Flickr and Twitter.

According to the date and time stamp on the photo, it was taken shortly after 5 p.m. That's about the time Obama returned to the White House from a fundraiser at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel.

White House officials did not immediately respond to questions about the subject of the meeting and its exclusion from Obama's public schedule.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/01/obama-hosts-george-hw-and-jeb-bush-at-white-house-112638.html

[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Blue_Tires [/font]
[big] 4. He already had the Bruins so maybe he's packing all the lowlife visits in one week [/big]
[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] Renew Deal [/font]
[big] 7. We need you in the sports forum [/big]


LBN, Jan 27, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101437315


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]In an original post by tawadi
[big] Magician Daniels saws off fingers[/big]
Magician Daniels saws off fingers

Press AssociationPress Association – 21 hours ago

Magician Paul Daniels has told how he accidentally sliced off the top of his finger with a circular saw.

The television personality said he was making props in his garden shed on New Year's Day when the block of wood leapt up, exposing his left hand to the blade.

Speaking to the Daily Mail, he said: "The saw went right through my first finger, missed my middle one almost completely and took the top of my third one.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/magician-daniels-saws-off-fingers-061038637.html


[div class=excerpt style=background:#FFFFFF][font color=#800080] NYC_SKP [/font]
[big] 1. Now ya see them, and now ya don't! [/big]
New Years Day, eh?

GD, Jan 21, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002199720


[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]Locked original post by [font color=#800080] cthulu2016 [/font]
[big] Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Jon Hamm, Jon Cryer, Ian McKellan[/big]
Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Jon Hamm, Jon Cryer, Ian McKellan

And the departed:

Samuel L. Jackson, Liv Tyler, Robert Forster and Matthew Goode (the guy who played Ozymandias in Watchmen movie)

What is this list?
(Highlight below for answer)

[font color=#AFEEEE] Casting a movie about the Republican primaries [/font]

GD, Jan 25, 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002219732





Thanks to: gateley, eridani, Kaleko, ellisonz, Enrique, Kali, annabanana, TBF, dixiegrrrrl, Ruby the Liberal, CaliforniaPeggy, Tx4obama, Enrique, rocktivity, grantcart, tawadi, and REP


Submitted under the wire!
-Krispos42

[krispos42]

1. Whew! Made it! n/t

[Spazito]

2. Great collection of very witty posts!

Thanks for doing the work in putting this together!

They are hilarious.

[T S Justly]

3. Lol! ... and congratz! K&R

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. LOVE the graphic!

Gives a je ne sais quoi to the whole shebang!

[pinboy3niner]

7. There ought to be a special DUzy...

...for using 'je ne sais quoi' and 'shebang' in the same sentence.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. My thought exactly!

[Ruby the Liberal]

5. Yay DUzys!!!

Thanks Krispos!

[EFerrari]

6. He's sitting on Dennis Hastert.

[pacalo]

14. That was my pick, too, EF!

[EFerrari]

20. And for the love of god, what is THIS?

It looks like Lonnie Anderson morphing into Lassie.

[rocktivity]

31. Acually, it's Lassie morphing into Ann Coulter

rocktivity

[pacalo]

33. That dog is too beautiful to be associated with Coulter.

She looks more like a Chinese Crested with a Chihuahua's dangerously over-confident bravado.

[Yavapai]

40. You mean sorta like this one?

[Ruby the Liberal]

8. The hotdog spaghetti!

Man, I love this site.

[Lucinda]

16. We're living on the edge in Cooking & Baking!

[Ruby the Liberal]

18. Can I admit that I am SO going to make that this week?

It looks like fun.

[Lucinda]

22. You wont be the only one!

Lots of people said they wanted to try it.

[Ruby the Liberal]

24. Yabbut, I'm kinda in my 40s.

I guess I could lie and rent claim grandkids or something.

[Lucinda]

47. LOL. I'm in the same boat.

I plan to be one of those crazy old gals who does whatever the heck she wants without worrying about how it looks. Maybe we can get some practice in with this recipe.

[alphafemale]

28. It looks like the invention of a parent desperate to get their kid to eat ANYTHING!

The kid could even participate by spearing the hotdogs.

[Lucinda]

48. They would probably love it. :)

I'd have to do a cheese sauce or a good strong tomato with it. The thought of hot dog water cooked noodles is less than appealing.

[alphafemale]

49. I'd have to go Kielbasi I think. nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. That pic of Romney is too priceless..

I laughed so hard the cats fled.

[OmahaBlueDog]

11. As the Cowardly Lion once said, "Shucks, folks, I'm speechless"

Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed the jury service post.

[Ruby the Liberal]

12. That was hilarious.

[scarletwoman]

13. K&R for the DUzys! nt

[Initech]

15. Woohoo!! My thread made it!

[Lucinda]

17. Great batch!

[gateley]

19. God you guys are FUNNY! Thanks again, Krispos!! nt

[Kaleko]

21. Rattus cantorus

has a shitload of je ne sais quoi. Or is it just me?

[pinboy3niner]

23. LOL! It's not just you.

It's the whole shebang.

[ellisonz]

25. woot

Keep up the good work y'all!

[muriel_volestrangler]

26. Well played, Ikonoklast!

A good crop by all, but that customer survey was outstanding!

[Bossy Monkey]

35. Absolutely! Laughed until I cried n/t

[Ikonoklast]

38. My Grandma said to say "Hi!".

And that as soon as she makes bail she'll stop by to see everyone.







Lock up the liquor, just in case she does.

[PotatoChip]

27. Excellent! Made my day!!!

Thank you Krispos42!

[NRaleighLiberal]

29. Bravo! I laughed! I cried! so, so good...k and r and well done!

Oh the horror of the pasta-infused franks!

[polly7]

30. LOL! You need to post a warning ..

Do not drink coffee while reading this thread!

Excellent!

[Mira]

32. Laughing, snorting, spitting coffee and reveling

in the humor of my fellow DUers
I'm set for the weekend, and very grateful for your dedication and work.
These might be the best ones ever...

[Ohio Joe]

34. Nice - K&R - nt

[Lint Head]

36. I would like to thank my family in their support over the years of struggling to get to the top.

I won a DUzy!!!!!

[tawadi]

37. Thank you Krispos42

[Motown_Johnny]

39. I had hoped Skinner would get one

for his response on this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002186406

[A-Schwarzenegger]

41. Again, there is nothing funny about politics!

[Number23]

42. Wait, I don't understand

Where did this come from?

Because I absolutely MUST have it.

[Ruby the Liberal]

44. Right click your mouse and do a "save as"

and you can save it to your computer for emailing or facebooking or whatever.

That is an awesome photoshop. I was probably one of a dozen to submit that gem this week.

That pic just will NEVER not be hilarious.

[Number23]

45. But where did it come from? Who made it?

[Ruby the Liberal]

46. No telling. WillPitt was the first I saw to post it here.

Photoshops gone viral don't need attribution, IMO, - but you can check with him?

Regardless, that one is priceless.

[beac]

43. Thanks for the LULz! n/t

[Kali]

50. hahahahhaha!

just now finally saw this

[kpete]

51. some scary shit here