And now, another gem of conservative wisdom from e-mail forwards

[OmahaBlueDog]

..as forwarded to me

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!

I guess it was because of my response to the question :

"List all dependents?"
My answer:

12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer

[mackattack]

1. Wall Street

isnt listed?


Thats probably why the IRS sent it back.

[rfranklin]

2. This is eaten up by yahoos who barely pay income tax....

and think that somehow they would be rich if they didn't have to pay it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

3. He thinks 42 million are unemployable?

Since he is apparently including children in that statistic, he needs to talk to Newt, who thinks that seven year-olds would make perfect janitors.

[Fuzz]

4. At least he can use himself as a dependent since he's a child.

[zbdent]

5. one slight brightness to this ...

he didn't relegate the term "fools" to only one party of members of the House and Senate ...

hmm ... "3 million crack heads" ... I wonder what "type" of people he means, there ...

[Raine]

6. Gee who would've thought that wasn't acceptable

DUH! I had a friend who answered a Jury Duty summons in an equally stupid way ... he was called in immediately ... again, DUH!