This afternoon, I walked into a liquor store to buy some Wild Turkey and TOTALLY put the Hispanic

[cherokeeprogressive]

cash register dude in his place...

After I paid him with my ATM card, he said "Thanks for coming to the Home of the Hangover, and Have a Good Evening. God Bless..." Okay, right then the hair on the back of my neck stood up so straight you could have cut it with a BUTTER KNIFE. There was NO WAY I was leaving his establishment without making my feelings known...

FUCKER! He completely ruined my evening by doing that!

This fucker had the GALL to thank me for my purchase. He also had the GALL to wish me a good evening. He went so far as to use the term GOD BLESS. Who the fuck was HE to do that?

I fell on the floor and nearly suffocated trying to pull the religion he FORCED ON ME out of my throat. It HURT.

In the end, I was able to hook the comment with my pinky finger, and dislodge it. Otherwise? I might have died, right there on the floor in front of the wicked Christian.

We ALL know that he would have loved to have seen that... me dying on the floor in front of him due to his wish that I may be blessed by some kind of flying spaghetti moster...

We'll know them by their ACTIONS...

[quinnox]

1. lol

well done.

[ellisonz]

2. I only have one question...

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...was it 80 proof, 101 proof, or 101 proof rye? I'm guessing it wasn't Rare Breed, Russells Reserve or Kentucky Spirit.

If you can fight off the turkey you could probably crawl half-way across death valley with your ankles and wrists bound, and with only one of those stupid small bottles of water!

[Aerows]

16. Isn't THAT the truth

My word.

[hfojvt]

3. vaya con dios

"it's true we make a better day, just you and meeee"

I cannot even type those words without thinking of Dylan singing them.

[MADem]

4. That son of a buscuit eater!!! What absolute NOIVE!!!!!

[OranicManic]

5. mayybee

the green stuff would be a better hobby... just saying. Were there spiders crawling all over you?

[cherokeeprogressive]

6. Funny you should mention the ONLY thing on this planet that terrifies me to the

depths of my soul: SPIDERS.

Not sure how much sleep I'll get tonight thanks...

That was cold.

[pinboy3niner]

7. "I'll have what he's having"

[EFerrari]

8. What does any of that have to do with his being Hispanic?

[cherokeeprogressive]

10. He had light skin, and said something that sounded like "Que"...

I pegged him in an instant.

Good thing too...

[Ecumenist]

12. LOL!!

Some here may not catch your sarcasm and sardonic bent...

[Saving Hawaii]

17. trollolololol

[Ecumenist]

18. Not quite sure what you mean...

Are you implying that I am a troll?

[redqueen]

25. Race wasn't mentioned in the other thread. Was it?

So why did you do so?

That's the question, and its a serious one deserving of a serious answer.

[hfojvt]

29. I am thinking there was another thread about hispanics

that neither you or I read.

At least when I read this thread last night, it seemed to be a parody of at least two other threads I had read, so I am guessing the hispanic reference included a third or fourth.

Sometimes on DU it is hard to keep up with all the inside jokes.

[The Wielding Truth]

9. Overreact much?

[cherokeeprogressive]

11. Never...

Do you know the word "gullible" DOES NOT EXIST in the dictionary?

Go look.

[The Wielding Truth]

20. Me either.

[Blecht]

13. The only thing worse than a "I told this person off" story

is a lame attempt to criticize a "I told this person off" story with a fake "I told this person off" story.

[cherokeeprogressive]

15. Ouch. That's going to leave a mark.

Whose back the mark might show up on, I can't say.

Supermarket. Post Office.

Pick a name.

[Scootaloo]

21. I guess you told him!

[Blecht]

31. But I'm not going to make a separate post about it!

[pinboy3niner]

33. Why not? It seems to be obligatory.

[Raine]

14. LOL

[Skittles]

19. STOP IT CHEROKEEPROGRESSIVE

[T S Justly]

22. Cheeses died for your gins. K&R (nt)

[Kellerfeller]

30. Very nice

Pulling together both threads. A+

[surfdog]

23. I don't believe your story for a nano second

[taterguy]

24. If it was afternoon when you walked in why did the clerk say "Good evening?"

Color me confused.

[Kokonoe]

28. The clerk said "and Have a Good Evening"

As in the future,,,

But, Why Do We ALL Know that God is a "spaghetti moster"?

[Dorian Gray]

27. Point made

Ridiculous over-reactions don't do anybody any good.

[Kellerfeller]

32. Yeah?

Well I was being served at IHOP by this total Atheist (I could tell because he looked completely unelectable) and he didn't fill my water fast enough so when I left, I said Goodbye!! (God be with ye)

Hee,hee, snicker,snicker. I showed him!!

[etherealtruth]

34. How reliable can ...

... a person the buys Wild Turkey be?

I would require a non-biased (non Wild Turkeyier) observer in order to establish an opinion.