Pie Chart- Conservative Christian Facebook Posts

[n2doc]

http://imgflip.com/i/i2u5

[calimary]

1. Excellent! And also true.

[Buzz Clik]

2. Yeah, yeah. But what about Christian Mingle?

Have you seen those ads?

"Christian Mingle helped me find the life partner that God wanted for me."

God uses the effin' internet to help Bible thumpers get laid? Mother****er! And I've been agnostic this whole time? Sonofabitch.

[awoke_in_2003]

4. I wish god did this when I was a teen...

I joined the church choir just because I wanted to get into one of the girls pants. God didn't help a bit- I had to do all the work

[BlueJazz]

3. Seems like there's way too much orange.

[zeemike]

5. They probably thought so too.

That is why they left it off the chart like that....besides, God hates orange, it clashes with his flowing beard.

[Brigid]

7. Funny . . . I don't see any orange.

And therein lies the problem.

[Curmudgeoness]

9. Yeah, that orange blinded me.

But it is really unfortunate that I was not surprised. Too many discussions with fundy Christians for me to expect anything more.

[mgardener]

6. Enveloping that that pie chart

should be the color, oh say purple.
To display the hypocrisy of conservative Christians and the color purple to annoy them.

[99Forever]

8. Perfect.

Geebus saves!

[AtheistCrusader]

10. Bullshit.

That goddamn dark blue slice is at least big as the light blue, if not as big as the red. They've actually folded the goddamn pie chart into another dimension.

[emmadoggy]

12. Agree. The dark blue needs to be much bigger. nt

[kimmylavin]

11. They left off abortion.

Can't tell you how many of my Christian friends post about "the unborn."
(They of course leave out the already born woman - she doesn't count...)