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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsStraight or gay, the most important rule in public men's rooms never changes
Incoming traffic has the right of way.
MineralMan
(146,254 posts)are a great danger to those going out, since the people coming may be in something of a hurry. OW!
Permanut
(5,561 posts)then it's the guy with the dime.
Or maybe not. I haven't seen a pay toilet for a long time.
Common Sense Party
(14,139 posts)If there are three urinals, and someone is at the urinal on the right but the other two are open, DON'T go to the one in the middle. Go to the one on the end.
That's like getting on the elevator, and there's only one person on, and you go stand directly next to that person.
Give 'em some space.
zbdent
(35,392 posts)Oddly enough, just after I started working at my new place of employment, a few long-term employees happened to break that rule ...
It was ... odd ...
Had to explain this to Mrs. ZBDent ...
cprompt
(192 posts)Is undoubtedly the most important rule to mantiquette
ProdigalJunkMail
(12,017 posts)n/t
Common Sense Party
(14,139 posts)That's hilarious.
Why not #5?
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)...there's someone with longish hair and wearing a dress using urinal #4.
TYY
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)and poor billy is really going to be confused.
BainsBane
(53,012 posts)1) What was a woman doing at urinal 4? 2) What happened to Billy's head?
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)MineralMan
(146,254 posts)done away with doors on their toilet entrances. I hate using airplane toilets, and often have an fairly urgent need to find a toilet after deplaning.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,819 posts)RedCappedBandit
(5,514 posts)ChisolmTrailDem
(9,463 posts)Urinal protocol vulnerability
Posted on September 2, 2009
When a guy goes into the bathroom, which urinal does he pick? Most guys are familiar with the International Choice of Urinal Protocol. Its discussed at length elsewhere, but the basic premise is that the first guy picks an end urinal, and every subsequent guy chooses the urinal which puts him furthest from anyone else peeing. At least one buffer urinal is required between any two guys or Awkwardness ensues.
Lets take a look at the efficiency of this protocol at slotting everyone into acceptable urinals. For some numbers of urinals, this protocol leads to efficient placement. If there are five urinals, they fill up like this:
http://blog.xkcd.com/2009/09/02/urinal-protocol-vulnerability/
Snotcicles
(9,089 posts)Some find it rude if one multi-tasks when there are fewer then five occupants.
Thats when you fart while peeing.
LittleBlue
(10,362 posts)and also the "no chat" rule. These are sacred urinal codes.
talkingmime
(2,173 posts)marmar
(77,053 posts)nt
Cleita
(75,480 posts)It seems it has more to do with indoor or outdoor biological plumbing.
loli phabay
(5,580 posts)Prism
(5,815 posts)In gay bars, the buffer rule is still generally observed.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)ProdigalJunkMail
(12,017 posts)sP
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,819 posts)Might be an oldie but I've never seen it.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)Bake
(21,977 posts)And along with "don't look over and down," I would add:
DON'T BE TALKING ON YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE WHILE DOING YOUR BUSINESS! Don't answer it if it rings. End your call before going in. IT CAN WAIT.
Bake
Ligyron
(7,616 posts)the tell-tale "clack" and subsequent profanity are hard to ignore.
Initech
(100,038 posts)Texting is one thing but shit, bathrooms are off limits with those damn hands free devices!
Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)mokawanis
(4,435 posts)The wall in front of your face is fascinating. Stare at it until your business is done. If you're lucky, someone wrote something interesting or funny on the wall above the urinal.
MiddleFingerMom
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... if you're standing in between me and the nearest bathroom -- no matter how near or far it is
from our location.
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You all have been given fair warning.
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