TX Ted Cruz has been granted the monicker "CARNIVAL CRUZ". Pass it on.

[elehhhhna]

TexasEllen says:

March 8, 2013 at 11:47 pm

That’s what I’d expect from Carnival Cruz. Adrift, craptastic, and rude.


lolll http://juanitajean.com/2013/03/08/a-man-of-few-words/#comments

[Cleita]

1. Oh my!

That's hilarious.

Love Juanita Jean.

[pinto]

2. LOL.

(No slight meant to the actual Carnival Cruise folks)

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. I love it.

That's his ID, from now on.

[UTUSN]

4. R#4 & K, but actually credit editorial cartoonist Nick ANDERSON:

dating back to the ship's debacle.

[LeftInTX]

5. I like the brown stench

[freshwest]

6. Carnival Cruz: Adrift, craptastic, and rude. JuanitaJean always says it right. IMO.

[reteachinwi]

7. Does he include norovirus?

[Initech]

8. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Win!!!

[oldhippydude]

9. damn that's good... wish i had thought that one!!!

[Raine]

10. I LOVE it!!! nt

[Salviati]

11. Also: Full of shit

A more apt nickname can not be found.