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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI can't believe this...I just got off the phone and I'M THE NEW POPE!
I'm gonna be chill about it though.
no_hypocrisy
(46,078 posts)You're locked up in the Vatican until you die. That's no life.
I felt the same way when Diana Spencer got engaged to Prince Charles in 1980. If you can't run to the market to pick up some orange juice without a hassle, you've decided in error.
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)I saw him going down the street in St. Louis once.
monmouth3
(3,871 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,172 posts)I'm the new pope.
I was the 20th caller on the Buzzy and Happy Morning Show on WTYF, 96.4 FM, and I'm pretty sure they told me that the prize was that I got to be Pope.
So yeah, I'm the new Pope.
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)I mean the second that they selected you, even before the white smoke, God could just tell you directly.
I think someone is trying to trick you.
I hope you didn't give away all your stuff and buy a 1-way ticket to Rome.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)I am going to hit him up on those winning lottery tickets
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)The color choices aren't much, but all that gold thread.
Control-Z
(15,682 posts)Ask anyone. It's the hats.
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)OMG! I have some red Converse All-Stars, but they don't hold a candle to the Pope's new shoes.
Control-Z
(15,682 posts)They went out to red states yesterday.
Apophis
(1,407 posts)Liberal In Texas
(13,543 posts)Whisp
(24,096 posts)THE CURTAIN IS MOVING, THE CURTAIN IS MOVING!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Whisp
(24,096 posts)I would love to ride it through ATA right now.
JHB
(37,158 posts)3, 2, 1...
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)You're just like New Coke, here and gone and no one really wants to remember what a debacle that turned out to be.
You'll probably declare every Catholic to keep Kosher or go to Hell, right off.