Sarah Palin's arrested development

[Brainstormy]

Hate to say it, but I almost miss Palin's grade school humor. Actually, in her pathetic attempts to remain relevant she's almost pre-school now. The stopping to take a big gulp at CPAC was classic. The "Obama's all drama" line was clever. (see the rhyme scheme there?). A teleprompter joke. A little boob humor. And the sensational, "More background checks? Dandy idea, Mr. President -- should've started with yours."

She just kills, doesn't she? And to think, all this comedic brilliance could have been a heartbeat away from the presidency.

[tanyev]

1. A teleprompter joke read from a teleprompter. Set up JUST FOR HER.

But, her most ridiculous moment of all ridiculousness had to be when the jabbering hockey-momming-lip-glossing-pit-grizzley-bullying 2008 reject read an Obama-Teleprompter joke, throwing out there a tired four-year old remark to the effect, “Hey Mr. President, its time to step away from the teleprompter and do your job.” Nothing new here, just some old rotted raw meat for the crowd, like the rest of her speech, but the amazing thing was, she read her Obama teleprompter joke FROM A TELEPROMPTER.

Yes, just before she was to take her turn with the talky-hatey thing, something very odd happened, for the first time all day. The stage crew appeared and set up … teleprompters. NO ONE had used them up to this point, they weren’t even on or near the stage for anyone else at all. Not even Michele “one L, two crazy eyes” Bachmann had used a teleprompter til then, but Sarah had to have them, because her speech was too long to have written on her hands. Talk about your choots-pah

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[Wellstone ruled]

2. Bottom line-------

She F-----ed her followers out of 12 million. Got to remember,she comes from a long line of GRIFFTERS. No,this fake had you all paying attention didn't she,and then she ran her scam. Yes,our country did catch a big break. Lets see hear,2 multi million dollar homes,parcel of land in Montana,how much in her off shore accounts,no one knows.

Such a DEAL I GOT FOR YOU!!!!