Today, I have thought, and said aloud

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some of the foulest names I could think of for and about a woman. Ashamed? Obviously, at least a little. But when I see that smug, disgrace of a woman, sucking her big gulp, scolding and condemning all that is not sarah approved, it just makes me think really bad things. So. I apologize to all women, myself included, for making the cheap, sexist, shots I've made (in my mind and to an empty room) about her today.

[Swamp Lover]

1. She expresses an opinion I do not agree with.

No big-ee.

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6. Good for you.

Most women are disgusted by her.

[Whisp]

2. she's just one asshole out of many.

she holds no such powers over me at all.

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4. I'm not sure why

but it is the women in the republican party who make me the most disgusted. They should know better. I can't stand the way she/they talk about our president.

[tblue]

3. Do you remember Marc Maron's Liberal Confessional?

Google if you don't. What you did does not qualify as a sin. Oh maybe the gender stuff. Anyway, you just confessed. Say 3 Hail FSMs (again, Google) as penance and you'll be instantly absolved.

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5. Hey!

You must know me. That worked! I feel so much better! Thanks.

[The Straight Story]

7. I thought worse, I pondered opening a door for her

[ismnotwasm]

8. ...

[winter is coming]

9. You're more thoughtful than I am.

I was just waiting for the wig to fall off her head.

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10. I confess to making a not-so-thoughtful reference

to carnivals and county fairs in another thread...

[winter is coming]

11. This is why we can't have nice things. n/t

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13. One more chance? Please, please,

please? Pretty please? I want nice things. I really do. I don't know why I behave the way I do. I will go to my room and think about what I've done.

[winter is coming]

14. Last time you made that promise you turned up in the Lounge.

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16. Ah, crap.

And they all promised they wouldn't rat me out.

See if I ever trust them again.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Ms. Palin would like a word with you.

There you go. That's it.

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15. OK. I admit I was bad.

But that was kind of harsh, wasn't it?

[Dash87]

17. Her attempts to be folksy and pander are grating beyond belief.

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18. What a great example

she sets for her children. It is no wonder they are the way they are.