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News in Brief Local religion pope ISSUE 4912 Mar 18, 2013
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VATICAN CITYLess than a week after succeeding Pope Benedict XVI as the next Bishop of Rome and inheriting a deeply divided Catholic Church, Pope Francis I on Sunday signaled a bold direction for his papacy by demonstrating to followers gathered in Saint Peters Square how to correctly use and apply a condom. Its imperative that partners use a brand-new condom for each act of vaginal, anal, or oral sex and put it on as soon as erection occurs, the supreme pontiff said to thousands of devout Catholics while gripping the base of an anatomical teaching model and gently rolling a LifeStyles-brand condom down the shaft of the silicon penis. To reduce air pockets and minimize the risk of breakage, pinch the top of the semen reservoir with your thumb and forefinger, then withdraw the penis directly after ejaculation. And remember, always use a new condom when alternating between different sexual acts; its more effective, more sanitary, and improves the sexual experience for both partners. Francis added that though he understood condom use was not ideal for maximizing sexual pleasure and personally prefers not to wear them, they are the most effective way to prevent the spread of infectious diseases besides abstaining from sex altogether.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bold-new-pope-shows-crowd-in-saint-peters-square-h,31713/
Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)Douglas Carpenter
(20,226 posts)I just thought that everyone is so grim about the whole subject of the Catholic Church it's time for something to lighten the mood a little
progressoid
(49,987 posts)Oh, wait, you meant the Onion is offensive. Not that the church dictating how adults should have sex.
bigwillq
(72,790 posts)nilram
(2,886 posts)humans messing it up, and what better way to have fewer humans than to use effective birth control?
progressoid
(49,987 posts)Not to prevent God's miracle of birth.
Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)Gravitycollapse
(8,155 posts)I'm not saying it isn't. I just don't know what you're talking about.
To quote the theologian Karl Barth
"Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God"
rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)Wouldn't you be happy if the Pope did something like this?
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)What is offensive is the Church condemning contraception and causing untold death and misery through AIDS and poverty.
stevenleser
(32,886 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)he planned to stick it out in the VAtican.
rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)But kinda funny.
olddots
(10,237 posts)n.t