I've thought of a better song than 'Eye Of the Tiger' for Newt's grand entrance...

[Hubert Flottz]

'Grab the claw hammer mamma they's a fly on the baby's head'
Or
'I chased my girlfriend around the tree and finally kissed her between the limbs'

[waddirum]

1. I was gonna suggest

Elton John's "The Bitch is Back"

[Hubert Flottz]

3. 'Born to lose'

'Blue Yodel 666'

'I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies'

[Tx4obama]

2. The GOPers should have learned during the 2008 campaign that ...

democratic song writers/singers/bands do NOT want the GOP using their songs.

Quite a few got in trouble in 2008.

It must be hard for the GOP to resist, since the selection of Republican written/sung songs is very small

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Maybe Red Peters would let them use some of his tunes.

Several of those would work well.

[Lil Missy]

5. "Maniac"

[Hubert Flottz]

7. LOL

The Cheater...

[Lil Missy]

9. "You're so Vain"

[Hubert Flottz]

10. That nails Newtster!

He can't understand why everybody on the planet don't worship him. He reminds me of Dumbya.

[TlalocW]

6. I Want to Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh

I want to kiss her but... she won't let me
I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her (r)ear
I want to hold her behind... closed doors and more
I want to kiss her but... she won't let me

TlalocW

[Hubert Flottz]

8. 'Dixie'

'Your Cheatin' Heart'

[Hubert Flottz]

11. 'Eye of Newt'

instead of 'Eye Of the Tiger'...He could have been a "tiger" in Viet Nam but he was more like a big chubby CHICKEN back then...

The president of the United States should at least be honorable. Even the guy's wives couldn't trust him or believe him. Even his own party kicked his crooked ass out of congress. Why would anyone but someone like him, admire anything he's ever done, or stood for?

And Mitt is a con man too.

[LadyHawkAZ]

12. Third-Rate Romance n/t

[dogknob]

13. One word... Zappa!

I'm the Slime
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Keep It Greasy
Plastic People
Heavenly Bank Account
Let's Make the Water Turn Black
Help, I'm A Rock

...and of course...

I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Newtster as a boy...and artificial Rhonda.

Broken Hearts are for Assholes.

[xfundy]

14. Anything by Hank Williams

JUNIOR.

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Two of a kind there!

I thought Hank Jr. was their go to redneck.