Homosexual agenda REVEALED:

[dixiegrrrrl]

From Twit pic at Supreme court today:

[Initech]

1. TEH H0RR0R!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!

[MattBaggins]

3. I know right?

Watch Maddow? Oh the horror.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

2. I thought it was "hip but tasteful decorating".

And maybe a Broadway musical or two?



(Love me some Rodgers & Hammerstein)

[loudsue]

4. Hahahahah!

7:45 pm Break up a heterosexual man-woman marriage

Now THAT is funny! Of all the excuses they make for their hate/fear of gay marriage, that one has ALWAYS made me laugh out loud.
Hahahaha!

[Kurovski]

5. She's lying!

Where's softball practice?

Infiltrator!

K&R

[kimmylavin]

6. And it only takes 15 minutes!

Efficient.

[Bucky]

8. I'll break up my OWN damned heterosexual marriage withOUT your help, thankyouverymuch!

I don't need nobody's help.

PS: Dear loving gay couples, welcome to the marriage penalty tax.

[LoisB]

7. Finally! I've been trying to figure out just what is the "gay agenda" for a long time.

[Mr.Bill]

10. Whenever someone uses that term

I always ask them where I can get a copy of it.

[jmowreader]

9. He has fifteen minutes for "breaking up marriages"?

According to the Religious Wrong, you can get three or four of 'em in that length of time.

[Sheepshank]

11. Ok....I'm hip with that. But I remember......

.....this......

[dixiegrrrrl]

12. Oh..yes..I remember that too.

I also want to stop calling it "gay marriage"..we are talking about marriage...period,
which some people cannot legally have, some places.
Which of course is really really stupid.

[Jackpine Radical]

13. That reminds me of something from an old blog of mine circa 2009--

THE LIBERAL AGENDA
I've been hearing a lot lately about some Liberal Agenda that President Obama is about to inflict on us unwilling Americans any second now. Well, this kind of talk scared me as much as the next red-blooded patriot, so I did what any right-thinking person would do under these circumstances. I rushed out and bought up all the 9mm pistol ammunition I could find in the local sporting goods stores. (In case you didn't know it, 9mm is by far the most popular round for home defense.) Turns out all I could find was 3 very overpriced boxes because everyone else seems to have thought of doing this before me. Well, maybe that was for the best, considering that I don't own any 9mm firearms.

Then I started to wonder--what exactly is this Liberal Agenda, anyway? I asked around and nobody down at the Dew Drop Inn seemed to know exactly for sure, so I started searching with the Google and whatnot, and I finally actually found a copy posted on one of those liberal socialist websites. So, without further ado (whatever that is), I present to you--

THE LIBERAL AGENDA

All NASCAR events will immediately be outlawed.

Alcohol will no longer be served in public places, but tavern and bar owners may apply for re-licensure to serve marijuana and effete coffee-based beverages.

Abortions will be available on demand for everyone, and will be mandatory for any pregnant woman who is not a card-carrying Democrat.

Gay marriage will be legalized, as will inter-species domestic partnerships.

All military vehicles such as tanks, airplanes and ships will be painted in rainbow colors to signify inclusiveness, and will be emblazoned with pink triangles.

Atheism will immediately be proclaimed the State religion. Anyone refusing to evolve into an atheist will be sent to a Darwinian re-education camp.

Illegal immigrants will be given preference in federal hiring.

Church services will be outlawed everywhere and replaced with Sunday-morning sensitivity training and yoga.

All guns will be confiscated immediately. People who voluntarily turn in three or more firearms will be awarded free surfboards.

All faith-based charity funding will cease immediately, and the funds will be diverted to the new Adopt-A-Terrorist programs that will be starting up in every state.

[WillyT]

14. LOL !!! - Perfect !!! - K & R !!!

[baldguy]

15. They're gonna INFILTRATE SOCIETY and DESTROY IT by being really boring & acting normal.

[BlueJazz]

16. I'm getting very tired of this homo-talk. It's even starting to effect the music we have in the ...

...good 'ol USA.

..Like the words to "I feel pretty" from West Side Story.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty and witty and Gay.

tsk..tsk...

[ErikJ]

17. Another agenda; reduce promiscuity?

I wonder why no one ever mentions that marriage helps to reduce promiscuity which MAY be helpful in controlling AIDS.