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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts) Fri Mar 29, 2013, 10:51 AM Mar 2013

Once legal, when do the forced gay marriages begin?

Apparently the straights are under the impression that once legal, they will be forced to leave their heterosexual marriage and get hitched to some gay person.

And they believe that the National Guard will be deployed to force their happy little church to host these forced gay weddings. Even when you point out to said followers of Christ that not all marriages today take place in churches, they don't appear to believe you.

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Once legal, when do the forced gay marriages begin? (Original Post) NightWatcher Mar 2013 OP

24 hours afterwards. MineralMan Mar 2013 #1

Right after we confiscate all their guns temporary311 Mar 2013 #2

but not before we we force their wives to have abortions and make their JoePhilly Mar 2013 #3

Don't forget... pipi_k Mar 2013 #5

and right after granny gets sent to the death panels JoePhilly Mar 2013 #9

Why do you think DHS has been buying billions of rounds of ammunition along with tanks and such? Roland99 Mar 2013 #4

Really? Can I pick my forced spouse? Myrina Mar 2013 #6

Well, I hope they get me a good looking rich man.... Wounded Bear Mar 2013 #7

Right in between the forced disarmament and the re-education. Didn't you get memo w/ the itenerary? Erose999 Mar 2013 #8

Right after we forcibly inject their daughters LittleBlue Mar 2013 #10

Do the gay bombs come with glitter and rainbows? justiceischeap Mar 2013 #11

Yes LittleBlue Mar 2013 #12

And the 'Dykes on Bikes' justiceischeap Mar 2013 #13

MineralMan

(146,287 posts)

1. 24 hours afterwards.

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 10:52 AM

Mar 2013

Make your reservations now to get your "gay marriage" license.

temporary311

(955 posts)

2. Right after we confiscate all their guns

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 10:53 AM

Mar 2013

but before the mandatory abortions.

JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)

3. but not before we we force their wives to have abortions and make their

Reply to temporary311 (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 10:55 AM

Mar 2013

kids memorize the Koran.

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

5. Don't forget...

Reply to JoePhilly (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 11:32 AM

Mar 2013

confiscating their bibles and feeding them to the lions.

But not before we torture them by forcing them to say, "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".

JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)

9. and right after granny gets sent to the death panels

Reply to pipi_k (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:43 PM

Mar 2013

Roland99

(53,342 posts)

4. Why do you think DHS has been buying billions of rounds of ammunition along with tanks and such?

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 10:58 AM

Mar 2013

Myrina

(12,296 posts)

6. Really? Can I pick my forced spouse?

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 11:36 AM

Mar 2013

I'll take either Catherine Zeta-Jones or Charlize Theron.
Thanks!!

Wounded Bear

(58,647 posts)

7. Well, I hope they get me a good looking rich man....

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 11:41 AM

Mar 2013

Erose999

(5,624 posts)

8. Right in between the forced disarmament and the re-education. Didn't you get memo w/ the itenerary?

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 11:45 AM

Mar 2013

It was sent out tuesday. It was on the goldenrod paper.

LittleBlue

(10,362 posts)

10. Right after we forcibly inject their daughters

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:49 PM

Mar 2013

with slut-enhancing HPV vaccine, but not before admitting Obama is in fact a Muslim.

All this is just smoke and mirrors for our super duper final plot, carpet-bombing the south with gay bombs. Muhahahaha!