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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Komen statement: Must read snark version
The Komen statement: Must read snark version
by SanJoseLady
Found this on facebook, best thing yet I have seen on this issue:
If you go to the Komen page on Facebook, well, they are still getting hammered by PP supporters and now the pro birthers are going after them as well.
Now, if you are a sponsor do you REALLY want your product/name in any way connected to this mess?
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/02/03/1061452/-The-Komen-statement:-Must-read-snark-version
by SanJoseLady
Found this on facebook, best thing yet I have seen on this issue:
"We want to apologize to the American public for recent decisions that resulted in completely unexpected scrutiny of our CEO's unconscionably high salary, obscenely high overhead to actual good ratio, longstanding links to Republican politicians, huge budget for taking oppressive legal actions against other charities that dare use the word 'cure,' vast marketing and lobbying budgets, and long-standing history of secretly lobbying against federal assistance to women with breast cancer.
Based upon the last ten years, we truly had no idea that we couldn't do whatever the hell we wanted with gullible contributors' money. We thought that the corpse of our CEO's sister was an impenetrable shield that protected all of our actions from scrutiny or accountability. We appreciate your support while we try to figure out WTF has changed.
However, although the sudden spike in scrutiny and precipitous drop in fundraising and sponsorships scared the crap out of us, we want to assure all of you that, even as we desparately attempt to salvage something out of the conflagration burning our brand to the ground, we will continue to flat-out lie to your face and generally assume you are all still such credulous imbeciles that we can shamelessly stick to obvious falsehoods or change our story from minute to minute as whim or panic dictate.
Now please stop looking into our finances, lobbying and legal activities and strong political connections with right wing politicians. Stop it right now or Susan will be angry, very angry with you. Thank you."
Based upon the last ten years, we truly had no idea that we couldn't do whatever the hell we wanted with gullible contributors' money. We thought that the corpse of our CEO's sister was an impenetrable shield that protected all of our actions from scrutiny or accountability. We appreciate your support while we try to figure out WTF has changed.
However, although the sudden spike in scrutiny and precipitous drop in fundraising and sponsorships scared the crap out of us, we want to assure all of you that, even as we desparately attempt to salvage something out of the conflagration burning our brand to the ground, we will continue to flat-out lie to your face and generally assume you are all still such credulous imbeciles that we can shamelessly stick to obvious falsehoods or change our story from minute to minute as whim or panic dictate.
Now please stop looking into our finances, lobbying and legal activities and strong political connections with right wing politicians. Stop it right now or Susan will be angry, very angry with you. Thank you."
If you go to the Komen page on Facebook, well, they are still getting hammered by PP supporters and now the pro birthers are going after them as well.
Now, if you are a sponsor do you REALLY want your product/name in any way connected to this mess?
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/02/03/1061452/-The-Komen-statement:-Must-read-snark-version
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The Komen statement: Must read snark version (Original Post)
ProSense
Feb 2012
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yardwork
(61,533 posts)1. This is hilarious and I'm delighted to K&R
flying rabbit
(4,622 posts)2. Thats pretty much how I read the
original statement.
Spazito
(50,131 posts)3. Perfect! This version is the actual truth...
SGK's version is pure spin, pure lies.