Orly Taitz Orders Prosecution of Everyone Who Disagrees With Her

[Lasher]

In a shocking turn of events, the birther trial in Georgia of which Orly Taitz tries to be a part despite the fact that she can’t practice law in Georgia (and probably anywhere else) has ruled in favor of sanity i.e. Obama! Which means that Taitz, who evidently steals bedspreads from Las Vegas hotels and fashions them into suits, has now ordered an “emergency appeal,” which is the kind of thing that Actual Lawyers use when their client is about to be put to death, etc.

But for Orly Taitz one Georgia citizen’s loss of a trial to prove Obama is a heathen from abroad is AKIN TO DEATH, so, writing in five different fonts, including underrated favorite of seventh-grade history presentations, StageCoach, and using, variously, all-caps, bold and underline to convey her point, Taitz has ordered for the criminal investigation of the presiding judge in the case, Michael Malihi, and Obama’s lawyers, and of course Obama, as well as, probably, the court typist, the courtroom attendants, and that one elderly lady who was drinking from the water fountain outside the courtroom when the trial let out.

Judging by the fact that between zero and one news outlets even covered the Farrar v. Obama ruling, really the only noteworthy thing about this is Orly Taitz’s ability to make a really strong case for herself as a lawyer by insulting a judge and otherwise throwing a tantrum in broken legalese. Some excerpts from the “official” appeal:

This behavior of judge Malihi was so outrageous, that not only his advisory opinion needs to be set aside, as not grounded in any fact or law, but state and county grand juries and the Attorney General of Georgia need to launch a criminal investigation into actions of judge Malihi and possible direct or indirect undue influence by Obama. Decision by Malihi reads, as if it was entirely written by Obama’s personal attorneys Robert Bauer and Judith Corley of Perkins Coie and rubber stamped by Malihi. It is noteworthy, that both Robert Bauer and Judith Corley need to be criminally investigated as well, as both of them were complicit in aiding and abetting Obama in presenting to the public on April 27, 2011 a computer generated forgery and claiming it to be a true and correct copy of Obama’s birth certificate.

http://wonkette.com/462427/orly-taitz-orders-criminal-investigation-of-everyone-who-disagrees-with-her

[atreides1]

1. Nutso

She needs to be admitted for a psychiatric exam...the woman is even crazier then Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin combined!

[FSogol]

2. Who funds Taitz?

[Occulus]

4. A worthy question.

I'd think all this crazy effort (and she is almost certainly, as my grandfather would have said, crazy as a shithouse rat) would cost some money. The woman has to eat and sleep somewhere.

[sharp_stick]

6. I've wondered about this for

quite awhile now, there's no way she can do all this crap on her own dime as far as I can see.

[BumRushDaShow]

7. In the past, she seemed to associate with WND. n/t

[Lasher]

12. She did, but they had some kind of falling out.

I guess there's a limit to the number of nuts that will fit into one fruitcake.

[Lasher]

16. Her birther minions send her some money via her website but it couldn't amount to much.

And she's a part time dentist and real estate agent but I don't know if she makes any money at these things.

I don't think she's getting funds anywhere else. Even rightwing extremists have started to run and hide when they see her coming. I remember one of the teabagger rallies where she showed up thinking she was going to get treated like Sarah with a spot on the agenda and a $100K speaker's fee. But Orly never got to touch the microphone.

[yellowcanine]

3. "Taitz, who evidently steals bedspreads from Las Vegas hotels and fashions them into suits..."

[EFerrari]

29. LMAO

[BumRushDaShow]

5. She needs to be committed.

Seriously.

[hlthe2b]

8. I love one of the comments: "ya know it's pretty pathetic to lose to an empty chair"

LOL

[Lasher]

10. I've been laughing my ass off at the Wonkette comments.

"Confidential to Orly Taitz: It's not good for your law practice to announce publicly you lost a case to an inanimate object."

"the M is for Muslin....."

"Today we're all Moose and Sqwirl."

[hifiguy]

14. Even better:

"If you put ten baboons in a room with ten typewriters, made them each drink a Red Bull Slurpee and then rigged the typewriters so that certain keystrokes would fire a Taser dart at one of the other baboons... Orly Taitz wouldn't have to write her own legal appeals."

[Lasher]

22. Yeah, that was one of my favorites.

[justiceischeap]

9. She needs to be disbarred. Can she?

Filing frivolous lawsuits should show that she isn't worth the paper her degree is printed on.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. The Onion should sue Orly for stealing humorous material.

Where else could that lovable scamp come up with such wild 'n' wacky ideas? Even performance artists (of which I'm convinced she must be!) have to pay their writers if they haven't had an original idea themselves since they discovered fingerpainting with poo.

[hifiguy]

13. She should be sanctioned to the limits of the law

and then institutionalized. She is barking, batshit crazy.

[LynneSin]

15. Does this dingbat realized he released the damn birth certificate?

I mean he released the official one years ago but to make idiots like Taitz and Trump happy he released the long form too.

She really needs mental professional help because clearly this woman is deranged. This topic is about as fresh as month old kitty litter and the fact that any judge would even give her the time of day in court makes me question the sanity of the judge.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

19. .

[Lasher]

20. She claims both versions of the birth certificate are forgeries.

There was no way Taitz was going to be satisfied by the long form birth certificate - or anything else.

[LynneSin]

31. I'm thinking her law degree is a forgery too

Not like this gal graduated from Harvard. He'll she didn't even graduated from any b-list or c-list law schools.

The Taft Law School is a distance education, online-based law school based in Santa Ana, California. Taft Law School and William Howard Taft University comprise The Taft University System.[5] The State Bar of California Committee of Bar Examiners has registered Taft Law School as an unaccredited correspondence law school.[2] As a California State Bar registered school, graduates are allowed to sit for the California Bar exam. Taft Law currently offers Juris Doctor (J.D.) and Master of Laws (LL.M.) law degree programs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taft_Law_School

[Lasher]

34. And yet she somehow got through the California Bar exam.

I have wondered if that could have been rigged - like if she hired somebody to take the exam in her place. I have been assured by folks at DU, however, that there are safeguards that make such a thing impossible.

[Hugabear]

39. I demand to see her California Bar Exam results

Not a copy - the actual Bar Exam that she took

[LynneSin]

43. That's all you learn at this Taft Law School

It's an online degree and from what I've ready you basically learn how to take the California Bar.

Clearly with Oily Taintz misuse of legal procedures, like her recent one with the emergency appeal (used mainly for death row inmates), she is capable of memorizing alot of big words but has no real practical skills in using them in law.

[Lasher]

47. For a time Orly used disbarred attorney Charles Lincoln III as a legal assistant.

I'm sure that helped her through the perplexing maze of basic legal procedures practiced here on Planet Earth. But alas, their relationship (oh yes, it was that kind of relationship too) was not to last. It ended in 2009, leaving Orly to actually write and file her own legal briefs. As we can tell from her more recent antics, she has not since found another toadie who knows the difference between a Writ and a hole in the ground.

[HeiressofBickworth]

48. As I understand it

it's more complicated than that. I've done genealogy research for nearly 40 years and have obtained many birth certificates from different states. Since 9/11 states have become very tight with issuing birth certificates in order to prevent identity theft and I suppose in some effort to "fight terrorism" (isn't that what's claimed when the government doesn't want you to have information). Before 9/11 states issued a certified copy of the original information which contained things like addresses, type of work, signature of attending physician, etc. After 9/11 states have issued an abbreviated version which includes only name, birth date, parents names and not much else. When Mr. Obama presented his qualifications to get on the ballot, I presume that the birth certificate the state of Hawaii issued at that time was the abbreviated version.

Along came these "birfers" who seem to recall in the dark recesses of their miniscule brains that their own birth certificate issued many years ago contained more detailed information. Therefore, this "other", this dark-skinned up-start, MUST have furnished a fake certificate. He didn't -- he furnished the certificate that Hawaii issued at the time.

Subsequently THE STATE OF HAWAII, in violation of their own procedures, issued a copy of his "long form" certificate. The state was reluctant to break protocol as they were concerned that if they did it once, people would be clamoring for them to do it again and again. However, the state decided to issue the longer form anyway. Obama didn't issue the certificate, it was up to the State of Hawaii to issue the certificate.

But those pin-heads just can't wrap their itty-bitty nobules which substitute for brains around the fact that this man is not only qualified in every manner to run for the Presidency, he DID run and he DID win. It's long past time to stop beating this dead horse.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

17. It must be very taxing for her- being the only sane one in a world full of Obama conspircies...

Seriously though Oily- When are you going to get going on Romney? We may have two of them running this time if you don't take action! We're depending on you Oily!

[JDPriestly]

18. Do you suppose that Orly Taitz has a brain tumor?

As I understand it, she has degrees in dentistry and law and actually passed the California Bar. She can't be that stupid. There is something else wrong with her. I am not being sarcastic. I knew a very intelligent woman who acted in this sort of bizarre way. She had a tumor.

[LynneSin]

21. Wouldn't one first be required to have a brain in order to have a brain tumor?

Just saying

[Lasher]

23. I think you have a point, or maybe it's just intense hatred that's made her this crazy.

I think that she's been afflicted with something like that in recent years

or

there is something wrong with the process to pass the California Bar and to get dentistry certification

or

both.

[Iggo]

24. All three, Orly.

All three.

[Sheepshank]

25. ok....I rarely laugh out loud to comments

but this one got me good
"Wouldn't she be shot by now if she pulled this shit in whatever Fuckistan she's from?"

[Proud Public Servant]

26. The decision is an interesting read

The Wonkette piece links to it; it's a great dismissal of Taitz and a very lucid explication of "natural born citizen." I'm sure Freepers are dismissing it as we speak.

[Proud Public Servant]

28. Decision money quote:

"Despite the Defendant's failure to appear, Plaintiffs asked this Court to decide the case on the merits of their arguments and evidence. The Court granted Plaintiffs' request."

[Lasher]

30. Pretty stupid, huh?

All Orly had to do to win was STFU but she seems to have little talent for that.

[Donald Ian Rankin]

27. Such wanton abuse of the common comma. Has she been reading Jane Austen?

"Decision by Malihi reads, as if it"

"It is noteworthy, that both Robert Bauer"

Not modern English, to say the least...

[Lasher]

37. Comma Police, M'am.

We're taking you in.

[Javaman]

32. In another era she would have been hauled off by men in white coats. nt

[Lasher]

33. Well I've got a feeling this story ain't over.

So don't rule out the guys from the happy home just yet.

[HughBeaumont]

35. OBSESS MUCH???

GOD I'm sick of this idiot.

Just when you think the nutbars like Corsi, Palin, Keyes, West and Taintz go the way of the dodo, they pop up, again and again and again like a nagging cold.

This is mental illness pushing any semblence of intelligence out of the way.

[Lasher]

36. How could you possibly tire of her antics?

I've been laughing half the day about this latest episode, and with eager anticipation I look forward to the next one.

[powergirl]

38. Why does this train wreck still have a law license?

Isn't she under investigation by the California State Bar?

[Lasher]

42. There have been rumors in the past but as far as I know she has never been investigated by the bar.

The process needs to start with a complaint, preferably filed by a judge. I don't think such a complaint has ever been filed.

[Hugabear]

40. One does not need to be an expert to recognize that Orly is a certifiable lunatic

I got nothing else, Your Honor.

[The Genealogist]

41. Pretty funny stuff

I fear that, eventually, some judge, somewhere, is going to agree with her and she will run about like she has a mandate from God and has won all teh intranetz.

[Lasher]

46. She and other birthers want to be Ken Starr

Orly wants a court to grant her the right of discovery. She believes such a privilege could be exploited to pursue a perpetual witch hunt against Obama. Consider this quote by Joseph Farah, the founder and editor-in-chief of World Net Daily:

"It'll (birther conspiracy theories) plague Obama throughout his presidency. It'll be a nagging issue and a sore on his administration, much like Monica Lewinsky was on Bill Clinton's presidency," and, "It's not going to go away, and it will drive a wedge in an already divided public."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Farah

World Net Daily is a conservative blog where birthers' fantasies have long been promoted.

The Republican investigations against the Clinton Administration lasted 12 years.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=2223218

[LadyHawkAZ]

44. And here was me, in need of a good laugh...

Thank you for this.

[Lasher]

49. Glad to share. It was good medicine for me too.

Yuks aplenty. Orly never disappoints.

[Incitatus]

45. lol nt

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

50. Why can't she move to a new target?

I vote that Oily Taint ought to do massive investigations into (or just 'in') Santorum. They are made for each other.

[DCKit]

51. Poor Orly, another victim of Obama derangement syndrome.

She needs to be in a padded room where her disease can be studied more closely. And for her own safety, of course.