Things that don't make sense (cartoon)

[WillParkinson]

[siligut]

1. Associating Mitch's behavior with drunks and loose morals?

He doesn't have the wherewithal, which is why he is a sell-out of the highest order. Mitch is just an obedient little turd, he secretly envies drunks and people who have sex with lots of muscular, athletic men.

[Scootaloo]

3. I don't think Mitch envies drunks, actually

I'm pretty sure he is one.

As for the rest... well... I have no comment.

[siligut]

4. Looking at his salivary glands, I agree, he drinks too much

And my comment took advantage of the theme of the OP, though I did think twice about posting it. I would feel sorry for Mitch if he weren't such a blight on our country and I sure don't want to offend you.

[Half-Century Man]

2. The most insulted...

Lumping Mitch in with drunks and sluts just demeans drunks and sluts.

[Jack Rabbit]

5. A slush, a horny teenager and a crooked politician . . .

As long as the drunk gives his keys to the bartender and takes a taxi home, I'm fine.

As long as the teenager of easy virtue doesn't pass on any STDs she acquires along the way, I'm fine.

As for the crooked politician, what am I supposed to about a bastard who takes money from industry to stall legislation, denying any linkage between cigarette smoking and respiratory disease, between the use of fossil fuels and pollution, to include global warming, or between irresponsible behavior of Wall Street bankers and financial meltdowns and, on top of that, starting and continuing to fund an unnecessary war or two?

Once he takes that money and starts marching to the Koch brothers' cadence, the harm is done and cannot be undone or minimized.