Donald Trump Slams Jon Stewart After Comedian Reveals His "Real Name"

[Tony_FLADEM]

Donald Trump is not amused. After Jon Stewart said that the businessman's "real name" was "F---face Von Clownstick" on Wednesday's The Daily Show, Trump lashed out at Stewart and anyone who found the joke funny.

"Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name 'F**kface Von Clownstick' like they are so original & like no one else is doing it," Trump tweeted Friday.

Stewart's birth name joke on Wednesday actually traces back to a jab Trump made on April 24. "I promise you that I'm much smarter than Jonathan Leibowitz — I mean Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow. Who, by the way, is totally overrated," Trump tweeted then.

Trump's tweet of Stewart's birth name garnered many replies from followers, some of whom questioned whether the Celebrity Apprentice boss was anti-Semitic. Proving that he can dish it, but he can't take it, Trump was quite the grump when Stewart did his own name-reveal.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Donald-Trump-Slams-Jon-Stewart-Reveals-Real-Name-1064959.aspx

[sabbat hunter]

1. It is well known

that Donald Trump is very thin skinned.

[Xipe Totec]

2. There's a very thin skinhead under that rug nt

[pinto]

4. +1

[BlueStater]

3. He's a male Sarah Palin, desperately trying to stay relevant.

If people ever stopped paying attention to either of them, they would shrivel up and die.

[MrsMatt]

5. He should talk - his family's original name was Drumpf

his grandfather changed it.

[Whisp]

13. Oh? I thought it was The Clownald.

[MrScorpio]

6. It really is amazing that Trump is supposed to be an adult businessman

Because he acts exactly like a spoiled, pubescent high schooler.

[LittleBlue]

7. Engaging with Trump is pointless

He does anything, anything to get his name in the news. He doesn't even seem to care how he's perceived, as he proved with his birther advocacy.

F--- him, he gets off to the attention.

[Half-Century Man]

8. Why is He mad?...

I thought the "Von' in Von Clownstick indicated ancestral German nobility. If I hadn't have been told I never would have guessed D. Trump had any nobility in his background.

[KharmaTrain]

9. Say Good, Say Bad...

...Trump loves when he gets his name mentioned anywhere. It gives him the excuse to do shit like this that gets his names in the media and his ugly mug on the cables. Pissed? Hardly...he knows the day when they stop talking about him his con game is done.

[Shrike47]

10. He's all hair and no brain.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. I can understand why Donald Trump wouldn't want to be called Fuckface Von Clownstick on the internet

The irony is, however, that every time someone says something like "isn't it funny to call Donald Trump Fuckface Von Clownstick" on the internet, those two terms are increasingly, algorithmically linked together, much as "Santorum" has become synonymous with poop lube.

So, please, people- I know Donald Trump is an asshole, but try to minimize the amount of times you write his name, Donald Trump, in conjunction with the words Fuckface Von Clownstick.

We can do better than calling Donald Trump Fuckface Von Clownstick. Calling Donald Trump Fuckface Von Clownstick really only demonstrates that we are the shallow sorts who would call Donald Trump Fuckface Von Clownstick.

[toddaa]

12. It's remarkable how clueless he is about Twitter

For a guy who tweets as much moronic stuff as Von Clownstick does, he doesn't seem to grasp the basic concept of the "retweet".

[sigmasix]

14. Trump= fuckface von clownstick

Yep, it would be too bad if Fuckface Von Clownstick were to die of the same thing that killed Brietbart. Fuckface Von Clownstick and Trump go together like Fuckface Von Clownstick describes Trump's intellect; pefectly. While Fuckface Von Clownstick completely describes Trump, There is no doubt that variations on the name like "fucknose La Clowndick" and "Facefuck Von Bloodfart", as well as the trump-family historic names like "Ass-clown the sheep fucker" and "Fuckface Don, the Excrement Eater". Trump (otherwise known as Fuckface Von Clownstick) could always use the name his parents used for him on the day of his birth; "Buttfuck method of birthcontrol".