What's all this about Chris Christie having a lap dance?

[rug]

[LondonReign2]

1. LOL

He wanted to fit in better with his elected Republican cohorts

[JustAnotherGen]

2. lap band

Lap band surgery.

[rug]

3. never mind

[Junkdrawer]

9. What's wrong with Violins on TV?

http://www.zimbio.com/watch/G4Q6CR4UPZV/Weekend+Update+Emily+Litella+Violins+TV/Saturday+Night+Live

[Gidney N Cloyd]

11. And why can't the Soviets save their *own* jewelry?

[rug]

12. She is missed.

[Junkdrawer]

15. So many iconic characters which have withstood the test of time.....

A keen observer of the human condition

[JustAnotherGen]

16. Sorry

I missed the joke.

I'm trying to figure out if IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII paid for it - or if it came out of HIS pocket.

He's giving us very little for our tax dollars here. That was not a necessary expenditure.

[southernyankeebelle]

17. A majority of health insurance does cover the procedure for lap band surgery. By the

way he pays into health insurance just like many people do through their jobs.

[JustAnotherGen]

18. But

You don't live here.

You don't have friends that are teachers that have lost your jobs - because they aren't necessary.
Or police men - because they aren't necessary.

Have you SEEN what he has done to those Tax Payers? To their pensions? Their health insurance. He's got a massive chip on his shoulder towards those who are public servants. The irony? What is he?

This is the world of Chris Christie.

He's not he 'hero' that even Democratics across the country want to make him out to be. So - so what? He worked with Obama post Sandy.

It doesn't mean he isn't a HYPOCRITE who is trying to turn New Jersey into a state of have or have nots, destroy education (make our children as illiterate as those in South Carolina) and suck up our tax dollars to give it to his rich crony friends.

You will never hear me say anything nice or kind to this Tooly McFly.


Get with Buono for us in New Jersey - or get gone.

We need pressure and to hammer him on EVERYTHING. Everything is on the table to get this god damned hypocrite that whines that he has to pay 13K a year in property taxes for his mansion in Mendham out of Trenton. Oh boo effin' hoo. Go for a jog and eat a salad jack hammer.

[southernyankeebelle]

20. Wait a minute friend. All I said was the insurance covers lap band surgery. I wouldn't

vote for him in any way at all. A lepard doesn't change their spots. Your right I don't live in NJ. I live in Tn where it isn't the most liberal place in the states. We have wacker politicans than NJ. At least your governors understands what the word "compromise" means to his state. In my state we have politicans trying to get the word "gay" out of the school system. But I still wouldn't vote for a republican and never will unless he becomes liberal. That ain't going to happen soon.

[JustAnotherGen]

19. We need your help

http://www.buonoforgovernor.com/

[southernyankeebelle]

21. I wish I could help but right now my husband and I are supporting my son and his wife

both who have lost their jobs. They have 2 kids. I sure have enough on my own plate.

[Blue_Tires]

28. Don't you have to be from Finland for insurance to cover lap land surgery?

[madinmaryland]

4. EGADS!! Now I need to wash my brain to get rid of the horrible image.

[JNelson6563]

5. haha Good one!

[Shrike47]

6. As of yet, I don't think he's got a lap.

Give him a couple of months.

[Cirque du So-What]

8. Beat me to it

Congratulations.

[Bake]

22. Technically, it's not a lap dance if he doesn't have a lap.

Bake

[HappyMe]

7. What's all this I hear about violins on tv?

[Fumesucker]

10. That must have taken an entire chorus line n/t

[rug]

14. I was bitiing my tongue.

If I was not a sensitive person I'd say it was a ballroom dance.

But I am nothing if not sensitive.

[Blue_Tires]

13. You got the term wrong...He's getting gap band surgery...

[Whiskeytide]

23. NOW I know where...

... all those 90's Boy Bands got their moves!!!

Man, we grooved to the GB a lot when I was in HS.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

24. Picture a giraffe straddling a large barrel.

[backscatter712]

25. That would be like watching Jabba the Hutt in a belly-dancing contest! n/t

[Tikki]

26. Prob a gastric bypass would be more successful for christie...

But, I suppose his doctor would know best.

You have to be super motivated either way...


Tikki

[jberryhill]

27. From the entire Bolshoi dance company, one supposes

Three of them sought political asylum during the performance.

[HiPointDem]

29. i heard that too.