Anonymous Just Ate My Homework....

[Junkdrawer]

The Bastards.

How does THAT help World Peace? Huh? HUH?

[Scuba]

1. They also fiddled with my car, making me late for work.

My god. What else have they done?

[Junkdrawer]

3. If they're messing with people's homework and cars...

I wouldn't put anything past them.

The Bastards.

[randome]

2. They made that limb fall from the dead tree in my back yard.

Now I have to call a tree service! Bastards!

[Scootaloo]

4. They got chocolate in my peanut butter!

[Junkdrawer]

5. The Bastards.

[randome]

6. _

[LuvNewcastle]

7. I bet we see some courageous bipartisanship as a result of this.

Democrats and Republicans will stand together to stop this menace.

[Junkdrawer]

9. Shielding the Government from Inquiring Minds....

Bipartisan for sure.

[cherokeeprogressive]

8. What a coincidence.

The dogshit in my backyard just disappeared.

[Junkdrawer]

10. Good things (I assume you weren't saving the poo) can NOT be Anonymous....

as they are...

The Bastards.

[cherokeeprogressive]

12. Well actually... it was to be part of my Cold Fusion experiment.

A dog named "Harvey" told me if I mixed the poo of a Chihuahua and a Golden Retriever, I could prove the skeptics wrong. Lo and behold... I have a chi-chi and a retriever!

It's okay though; they poo a lot. Big poos, little poos, here poos, there poos, everywhere a poo poo! I've tried telling my wife the reason I don't always pick it up is because I'll need it later. Strange thing though, it ALWAYS seems to disappear!

Fuck. Could my WIFE be anonymous?

[randome]

13. Forget Harvey. Donnie Darko has MUCH better cold fusion plans.

[Electric Monk]

15. Your wife IS anonymous

to me, since I have absolutely no idea whatsoever who she is.

[madinmaryland]

11. Anonymous Just Killed Kenny....

Those BASTARDS!!

[Junkdrawer]

14. I always loved how, after the first season, the delivery...

of the obligatory "the bastards" became more and more flat.