Florida: Flatulence leads to knife fight, arrest

[marmar]

It started when he farted.

An Immokalee woman who is accused of throwing a kitchen knife at her longtime boyfriend told detectives she became angry when he passed gas in her face while they were watching TV Tuesday night, according to an arrest report.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, said when she confronted her 53-year-old boyfriend about the flatulence he told her to “shut up.” The two began arguing and at some point ended up in the kitchen, deputies reported.

The boyfriend was later found outside the home on the 400 block of Gaunt Street with a small knife wound to his stomach, reports stated. .......................(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2013/may/08/fart-face-leads-knife-fight/

[CBGLuthier]

1. I am the luckiest man alive for my wife has no sense of smell

Not a complaint in 20 years.

[Arugula Latte]

2. Yay, Florida!

[sakabatou]

3. Why is it the weirdest news seems to come from FL?

[MrSlayer]

4. That might be a bit of an overreaction.

But I totally get it. What a foul, disgusting thing to do to somebody.

[Initech]

5. In other news: Florida Neighborhood Wonders Why There Are No Birds Around

[In_The_Wind]

6. Too much noise!

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