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octoberlib

(14,971 posts)
Fri May 17, 2013, 03:39 PM May 2013

Peggy Noonan Writes Vomitous Spew, Cashes Large Check, Swirls Bourbon in Glass, Sighs Wistfully

Peggy Noonan, the cloistered nun from the Order of Our Lady of the Perpetual Martini, has written a column of such bracing stupidity that it would shock us if it did not so closely resemble every other piece of hyperbolic twaddle spewing forth from every conservative anus right now like a molten flow of verbal diarrhea. Shall we all down a couple of beta-blockers and dive into it together?

"We are in the middle of the worst Washington scandal since Watergate."

Okay Pegs, let us stop you right there. Not all of us spent the 1980s in a laudanum coma, and we remember a bigger scandal called Iran-contra, which you might have heard something about, and maybe even written a few speeches for your boss to use to try and lie his way out of it. On a moral scale, does “the IRS gave extra scrutiny to conservative groups it suspected were trying to game the system to avoid paying taxes while engaged in political advocacy” really rise to the level of high Reagan administration officials up to and likely including the Gipper himself collaborating with Iran’s mullahs to keep Americans in captivity just to win an election, and then later buying those mullahs’ silence by selling them advanced weaponry and then funneling the money to right-wing death squads in South America? For that matter, if you need a more recent example, is it a worse scandal than lying to your country in order to gain support for a half-assed invasion that has killed or wounded hundreds of thousands of people, drained our treasury, and further inflamed people who already hate us? If your moral scale is that out of whack, we’re going to suggest a recalibration is in order.


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Peggy Noonan Writes Vomitous Spew, Cashes Large Check, Swirls Bourbon in Glass, Sighs Wistfully (Original Post) octoberlib May 2013 OP
OP's title: I had a date like that once. The sequence of events was different. Buzz Clik May 2013 #1
Haha!nt octoberlib May 2013 #2
Ding! Ding! Ding! MsPithy May 2013 #6
Trying to figure timdog44 May 2013 #10
Pundits...meh... Rex May 2013 #3
Wonkette does a running series on Peggy Noonan. octoberlib May 2013 #4
Good article, but Brainstormy May 2013 #5
why bother to comment on anything she says? dem in texas May 2013 #7
Because she has a podium Lordquinton May 2013 #17
why anyone pays her for her dribbling diatribes is mind boggling spanone May 2013 #8
And while we're at it. WTF is up with her annoying ass intonation? She has the most Guy Whitey Corngood May 2013 #9
She's so impressed with herself.. she thinks she's William F. Buckley incarnate .. YOHABLO May 2013 #11
That's it! I picture her sipping martinis at the country club while complaining about the Guy Whitey Corngood May 2013 #13
Always had her pegged for a down low alcoholic Floyd_Gondolli May 2013 #12
Lets not be smearing alcoholics, pleeze.... cliffordu May 2013 #15
I think I'd better go clean my glasses. winter is coming May 2013 #14
Will now always think of Peggy Noonan in the context of 'vomitous' indepat May 2013 #16
kick rbrnmw May 2013 #18
There is zero real evidence BootinUp May 2013 #19
google is your friend noiretextatique May 2013 #20
 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
3. Pundits...meh...
Fri May 17, 2013, 03:56 PM
May 2013

Just another crony-narcissist, writing about events the way SHE sees them from her narrow minded, pea size brain.

dem in texas

(2,674 posts)
7. why bother to comment on anything she says?
Fri May 17, 2013, 05:30 PM
May 2013

Why is someone writing about her? She is so nothing. She opens her mouth and stupid comes out. Wonkette, get a life!

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)
17. Because she has a podium
Fri May 17, 2013, 06:33 PM
May 2013

and if nobody throws tomatoes at her, then people take her seriously. "Just ignore them" doesn't work anymore.

Guy Whitey Corngood

(26,500 posts)
9. And while we're at it. WTF is up with her annoying ass intonation? She has the most
Fri May 17, 2013, 05:38 PM
May 2013

annoying voice and speaking manner I've had the misfortune of listening to in the corporate press.

 

YOHABLO

(7,358 posts)
11. She's so impressed with herself.. she thinks she's William F. Buckley incarnate ..
Fri May 17, 2013, 05:56 PM
May 2013

I see her sipping martinis late at night, in a lonely dark bar blabbering to the bar tender that keeps looking at his watch.

Guy Whitey Corngood

(26,500 posts)
13. That's it! I picture her sipping martinis at the country club while complaining about the
Fri May 17, 2013, 06:00 PM
May 2013

"insufferable help" to James William Bottomtooth III.

winter is coming

(11,785 posts)
14. I think I'd better go clean my glasses.
Fri May 17, 2013, 06:01 PM
May 2013

I read your OP title as "Peggy Noonan Writes Vomitous Spew, Caches Large Chunk."

indepat

(20,899 posts)
16. Will now always think of Peggy Noonan in the context of 'vomitous'
Fri May 17, 2013, 06:17 PM
May 2013

for she routinely spews bilious and nauseating vomitous in heaping volumes imo.

BootinUp

(47,141 posts)
19. There is zero real evidence
Sat May 18, 2013, 11:56 AM
May 2013

or logic to the claim that Reagan or anyone connected to him conspired with the mullahs to keep Americans in captivity to win an election. That is just another conspiracy fantasy concocted by people with no actual ability to understand history and more specifically the Iran Hostage crisis.

Other than that I enjoy every opportunity to revile Noonan.

noiretextatique

(27,275 posts)
20. google is your friend
Sat May 18, 2013, 03:07 PM
May 2013

a simple google search confirmed your claim about reagan and his administration is complete bs. they knew and he knew. reagan is yet another mass murdering american president who was never held accountable for his crimes.

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