"Georgy Porgy tell me no lies." Please come CAPTION Stephanopoulos!!!!

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George, fair-when-I-wanta-be, Stephanopoulos is saying, "Well, the one investigation we absolutely don't need is into certain news organizations peddling misinformation as fact in the behest of a partisan witch hunt. Everything else (everything which doesn't involve us, of course) is not only fair game, but most importantly . . . increases our viewer-ship."

[skip fox]

1. Addendum: CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, one of satire.

But we often try to capture the essence of those being CAPTIONed, saying what they might if they dare or capturing their motive, or, as here, underlining the fact that something was studiously ignored.

[L0oniX]

2. "As you can see by examining my ears ...I am not RAT BOY!"

[ananda]

3. "How do you like my new Issa look?"

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4. "With ABC's credibility on the line, I'm glad that none of our guests have much of a memory."