Semantics, sham-antics! Please come CAPTION Darrell, lies-are-only-words, Issa!!

[skip fox]

Hot Wire is saying: "Think this is a pencil? . . . I'll tell you what. . . . This ain't a pencil if I don't say it's a pencil!!! . . . Got it? . . . So no more of your word games!"

[Roland99]

1. "I know No. 2. I know No. 2 very well. I'm full of it, after all"

[Flashmann]

2. Shove that pencil

Point first up to its eraser IN YOUR EAR,Darrel...DO IT!!!

[skip fox]

3. But there would be no damage.

Well, . . . maybe to the pencil.

[napkinz]

4. and when your manufactured WATERgate investigation goes COLD ....

... you get Ice-A-Gate!

[skip fox]

5. "What will it be? . . . With or without lubricant???"