Is it just me, or does destruction make Wolf Blitzer giddy?

[ZRT2209]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. How can you tell when he's giddy?

[Whisp]

5. he shifts his weight from one foot to the other

and his eyes bug out more than normal
and he gets a sort of blushed look to his face.

He gets all excited when something is leading with bleeding. He's a ghoul.

[spanone]

2. turned to cnn for about 30 seconds....wolf was doing his best ted baxter

[niyad]

4. ted was a self-absorbed buffoon, but a fairly decent person

[niyad]

3. it makes him hard

[kentauros]

13. Ahh, he's a disasterbator!

There are a few of them on DU, too

[BainsBane]

6. I truly think the man is a few books short of a library

I don't believe he thinks much about what he says.

[tanyev]

7. "She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye"

Unfortunately, it's not just Wolf.

[chillfactor]

8. never watch Wolf

Martin Bashir covering it on MSNBC an they are doing a marvelous coverage job


another tornado on the ground now from the same storm system

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. Msnbc is mostly feeding local affiliate

Which is a better choice anyway.

[chillfactor]

10. they are reporting on MSNBC that this tornado is the worst..

IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!

[ZRT2209]

15. the news is becoming unbearable

so many horrible things

[Blue Owl]

11. He used to work with Pat Robertson, what do you expect?

[hrmjustin]

12. I see what you mean, but it could be a nervous excitement.

[Lex]

14. I simply can't watch that idiot.

I have to put it on another channel.

[tabasco]

16. Wolf is a simpleton