Tue May 21, 2013, 10:09 PM
MannyGoldstein (34,589 posts)
Hey Pat Robertson! Wanna convert my Hebraic ass?“If enough people were praying He would’ve intervened, you could pray, Jesus stilled the storm, you can still storms.”
- Pat Robertson Let's make a deal, Pat. Next hurricane, you take a rowboat a mile offshore from where the thing makes landfall, clad only in your Speedos. No flotation device. If you survive, I convert. Pray away the hurricane, and I'll boldly stride into the cave from where my people control the media, put your message on every channel, then lock the door so nobody can stop it. All Pat, all networks, all the time. Deal?
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MannyGoldstein | May 2013 | OP |
longship | May 2013 | #1 | |
Rosa Luxemburg | May 2013 | #2 | |
The Velveteen Ocelot | May 2013 | #3 | |
ananda | May 2013 | #4 | |
Daemonaquila | May 2013 | #5 | |
ashling | May 2013 | #6 | |
AverageJoe90 | May 2013 | #7 | |
gtar100 | May 2013 | #8 | |
Iliyah | May 2013 | #9 | |
TlalocW | May 2013 | #10 | |
zx10r_liberal | May 2013 | #11 | |
Scuba | May 2013 | #13 | |
dballance | May 2013 | #14 | |
Brigid | May 2013 | #16 | |
MannyGoldstein | May 2013 | #18 | |
hrmjustin | May 2013 | #20 | |
Jasana | May 2013 | #12 | |
pokerfan | May 2013 | #15 | |
jwirr | May 2013 | #17 | |
liberal_at_heart | May 2013 | #19 |
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Tue May 21, 2013, 10:24 PM
longship (40,416 posts)
1. Nice one, Manny. R&K nt
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Tue May 21, 2013, 10:37 PM
Rosa Luxemburg (28,627 posts)
2. I can't imagine Pat Robinson in a Speedo!
Pat Robertson probably has a spare Haarp
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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Tue May 21, 2013, 10:45 PM
The Velveteen Ocelot (105,778 posts)
3. A just and merciful God would never let Pat Robertson appear in public
in a Speedo.
That would be a sign of the Apocalypse. ![]() |
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Tue May 21, 2013, 10:47 PM
ananda (27,290 posts)
4. Lol
I was trying to envision asses being turned into plough shares or something.
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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Tue May 21, 2013, 11:03 PM
Daemonaquila (1,712 posts)
5. Sounds fair.
Better film it though - no cheating, and it'll make great pay-per-view.
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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Tue May 21, 2013, 11:59 PM
ashling (25,771 posts)
6. You are so going to hell
for putting that image in my head. Pat Robertson in a speedo. Ewwww!
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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2013, 12:35 AM
AverageJoe90 (10,745 posts)
7. Haha, you tell 'em Manny.
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2013, 12:36 AM
gtar100 (4,192 posts)
8. Yes folks, Pat said it himself - God is counting the number of prayers and making life or death
decisions based on a score card. That's what it takes according to Pat Robertson. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that his God is petty, insecure, and cruel. That's no real God. Sounds more like that other fellow he's so obsessed over.
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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2013, 12:37 AM
Iliyah (25,111 posts)
9. Bible Belt
Thats what they believe. Will never fault them for that, but, I have to say this:
My GOD gave me reasoning, a mind that can determine his wisdom, keep our world stabled and safe. History - the world is flat. |
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2013, 01:01 AM
TlalocW (14,856 posts)
10. Not surprisingly, Pat has already made this claim
Several years back, a hurricane was heading toward wherever his CBN headquarters are located on the east coast, and it changed course. Next day, Pat was talking about how he prayed it away.
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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2013, 02:00 AM
zx10r_liberal (6 posts)
11. I'm bringing my camera!
Just talked to Pat. Said he was ready!
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Response to zx10r_liberal (Reply #11)
Wed May 22, 2013, 09:14 AM
Scuba (53,475 posts)
13. Bwwaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaa. Great graphic. Welcome to DU!!
Response to zx10r_liberal (Reply #11)
Wed May 22, 2013, 02:25 PM
dballance (5,756 posts)
14. Yet another horrible thing I can never "un-see." Ewwwwww
If I have nightmares tonight it's your fault!!!
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Response to zx10r_liberal (Reply #11)
Wed May 22, 2013, 02:44 PM
Brigid (17,621 posts)
16. I can't believe you went there!
Response to zx10r_liberal (Reply #11)
Wed May 22, 2013, 02:59 PM
MannyGoldstein (34,589 posts)
18. Yikes!
Thanks, I guess.
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Response to zx10r_liberal (Reply #11)
Wed May 22, 2013, 04:53 PM
hrmjustin (71,265 posts)
20. Welcome to DU my friend!
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2013, 04:22 AM
Jasana (490 posts)
12. Pat Robertson is an ass...
and I rather like your deal. We should make more like them.
I'm an Atheist and I'd like to see them pray away all the tornandos that may hit this season. If sucessful, I will convert immediatley. |
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2013, 02:39 PM
pokerfan (27,677 posts)
15. operative words being "if enough people were..."
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2013, 02:54 PM
jwirr (39,215 posts)
17. No Pat. Jesus was Jesus - you are just pat robertson.
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2013, 04:12 PM
liberal_at_heart (12,081 posts)
19. Back when my evangelical father was trying to convert me, my husband, and our children
my husband would tell him, "When God grows back my non-existent eyeball, then I'll convert."
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