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Tue May 21, 2013, 10:09 PM

 

Hey Pat Robertson! Wanna convert my Hebraic ass?

“If enough people were praying He would’ve intervened, you could pray, Jesus stilled the storm, you can still storms.”
- Pat Robertson

Let's make a deal, Pat.

Next hurricane, you take a rowboat a mile offshore from where the thing makes landfall, clad only in your Speedos. No flotation device.

If you survive, I convert.

Pray away the hurricane, and I'll boldly stride into the cave from where my people control the media, put your message on every channel, then lock the door so nobody can stop it. All Pat, all networks, all the time.

Deal?

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Reply Hey Pat Robertson! Wanna convert my Hebraic ass? (Original post)
MannyGoldstein May 2013 OP
longship May 2013 #1
Rosa Luxemburg May 2013 #2
The Velveteen Ocelot May 2013 #3
ananda May 2013 #4
Daemonaquila May 2013 #5
ashling May 2013 #6
AverageJoe90 May 2013 #7
gtar100 May 2013 #8
Iliyah May 2013 #9
TlalocW May 2013 #10
zx10r_liberal May 2013 #11
Scuba May 2013 #13
dballance May 2013 #14
Brigid May 2013 #16
MannyGoldstein May 2013 #18
hrmjustin May 2013 #20
Jasana May 2013 #12
pokerfan May 2013 #15
jwirr May 2013 #17
liberal_at_heart May 2013 #19


Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Tue May 21, 2013, 10:37 PM

2. I can't imagine Pat Robinson in a Speedo!

Pat Robertson probably has a spare Haarp

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Tue May 21, 2013, 10:45 PM

3. A just and merciful God would never let Pat Robertson appear in public

in a Speedo.

That would be a sign of the Apocalypse.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Tue May 21, 2013, 10:47 PM

4. Lol

I was trying to envision asses being turned into plough shares or something.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Tue May 21, 2013, 11:03 PM

5. Sounds fair.

 

Better film it though - no cheating, and it'll make great pay-per-view.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Tue May 21, 2013, 11:59 PM

6. You are so going to hell

for putting that image in my head. Pat Robertson in a speedo. Ewwww!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2013, 12:35 AM

7. Haha, you tell 'em Manny.

 

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2013, 12:36 AM

8. Yes folks, Pat said it himself - God is counting the number of prayers and making life or death

decisions based on a score card. That's what it takes according to Pat Robertson. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that his God is petty, insecure, and cruel. That's no real God. Sounds more like that other fellow he's so obsessed over.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2013, 12:37 AM

9. Bible Belt

Thats what they believe. Will never fault them for that, but, I have to say this:

My GOD gave me reasoning, a mind that can determine his wisdom, keep our world stabled and safe.

History - the world is flat.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2013, 01:01 AM

10. Not surprisingly, Pat has already made this claim

Several years back, a hurricane was heading toward wherever his CBN headquarters are located on the east coast, and it changed course. Next day, Pat was talking about how he prayed it away.

TlalocW

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2013, 02:00 AM

11. I'm bringing my camera!

 

Just talked to Pat. Said he was ready!

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Response to zx10r_liberal (Reply #11)

Wed May 22, 2013, 09:14 AM

13. Bwwaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaa. Great graphic. Welcome to DU!!

 

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Response to zx10r_liberal (Reply #11)

Wed May 22, 2013, 02:25 PM

14. Yet another horrible thing I can never "un-see." Ewwwwww

 

If I have nightmares tonight it's your fault!!!

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Response to zx10r_liberal (Reply #11)

Wed May 22, 2013, 02:44 PM

16. I can't believe you went there!

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Response to zx10r_liberal (Reply #11)

Wed May 22, 2013, 02:59 PM

18. Yikes!

 

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Response to zx10r_liberal (Reply #11)

Wed May 22, 2013, 04:53 PM

20. Welcome to DU my friend!

 

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2013, 04:22 AM

12. Pat Robertson is an ass...

and I rather like your deal. We should make more like them.

I'm an Atheist and I'd like to see them pray away all the tornandos that may hit this season. If sucessful, I will convert immediatley.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2013, 02:39 PM

15. operative words being "if enough people were..."

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2013, 02:54 PM

17. No Pat. Jesus was Jesus - you are just pat robertson.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2013, 04:12 PM

19. Back when my evangelical father was trying to convert me, my husband, and our children

my husband would tell him, "When God grows back my non-existent eyeball, then I'll convert."

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