Hey Pat Robertson! Wanna convert my Hebraic ass?

[MannyGoldstein]

“If enough people were praying He would’ve intervened, you could pray, Jesus stilled the storm, you can still storms.”
- Pat Robertson

Let's make a deal, Pat.

Next hurricane, you take a rowboat a mile offshore from where the thing makes landfall, clad only in your Speedos. No flotation device.

If you survive, I convert.

Pray away the hurricane, and I'll boldly stride into the cave from where my people control the media, put your message on every channel, then lock the door so nobody can stop it. All Pat, all networks, all the time.

Deal?

[longship]

1. Nice one, Manny. R&K nt

[Rosa Luxemburg]

2. I can't imagine Pat Robinson in a Speedo!

Pat Robertson probably has a spare Haarp

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. A just and merciful God would never let Pat Robertson appear in public

in a Speedo.

That would be a sign of the Apocalypse.

[ananda]

4. Lol

I was trying to envision asses being turned into plough shares or something.

[Daemonaquila]

5. Sounds fair.

Better film it though - no cheating, and it'll make great pay-per-view.

[ashling]

6. You are so going to hell

for putting that image in my head. Pat Robertson in a speedo. Ewwww!

[AverageJoe90]

7. Haha, you tell 'em Manny.

[gtar100]

8. Yes folks, Pat said it himself - God is counting the number of prayers and making life or death

decisions based on a score card. That's what it takes according to Pat Robertson. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that his God is petty, insecure, and cruel. That's no real God. Sounds more like that other fellow he's so obsessed over.

[Iliyah]

9. Bible Belt

Thats what they believe. Will never fault them for that, but, I have to say this:

My GOD gave me reasoning, a mind that can determine his wisdom, keep our world stabled and safe.

History - the world is flat.

[TlalocW]

10. Not surprisingly, Pat has already made this claim

Several years back, a hurricane was heading toward wherever his CBN headquarters are located on the east coast, and it changed course. Next day, Pat was talking about how he prayed it away.

TlalocW

[zx10r_liberal]

11. I'm bringing my camera!

Just talked to Pat. Said he was ready!

[Scuba]

13. Bwwaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaa. Great graphic. Welcome to DU!!

[dballance]

14. Yet another horrible thing I can never "un-see." Ewwwwww

If I have nightmares tonight it's your fault!!!

[Brigid]

16. I can't believe you went there!

[MannyGoldstein]

18. Yikes!

Thanks, I guess.

[hrmjustin]

20. Welcome to DU my friend!

[Jasana]

12. Pat Robertson is an ass...

and I rather like your deal. We should make more like them.

I'm an Atheist and I'd like to see them pray away all the tornandos that may hit this season. If sucessful, I will convert immediatley.

[pokerfan]

15. operative words being "if enough people were..."

[jwirr]

17. No Pat. Jesus was Jesus - you are just pat robertson.

[liberal_at_heart]

19. Back when my evangelical father was trying to convert me, my husband, and our children

my husband would tell him, "When God grows back my non-existent eyeball, then I'll convert."