"Where did science come from?" Please come CAPTION Sen. Inhofe, Creationist Extraordinaire!

[skip fox]

Sen. James, "rhymes with no brains," Inhofe is saying, "The gentleman appears woefully uninformed. . . . Of course creationism is science! . . . By its very definition! . . . Look, God created the world . . . . and we base science on the discoveries of the worrld, don't we? . . . Well then, God created science. . . . That's why we all it 'creation science,' or 'creationism' for short. . . . Maybe the gentleman should have looked deeper into this matter before spouting off in front of the United States Senate!"

[unblock]

1. he also calls it "f*cking science" because god created f*cking.

[skip fox]

2. Or "f*ckingism" for short.

[unblock]

4. or in his case, "2 seconds", i'm sure.

[on point]

3. Let me state for the record that I am a complete moron

[skip fox]

6. "Let me modify that: fro the record:

People think I'm a complete moron, . . . but nobody's perfect."

[RainDog]

5. this is a joke, right?

it's hard to tell anymore with someone as fucking stupid and corrupt as Inhofe.

[skip fox]

8. Yes. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport bringing satire to blossom.

But many of us try to channel our subjects, providing what they really want to say if they could get away with it, exposing their hypocritical nature, or showing the essential confusion of their spirit, etc.

But, you're precisely right. It's difficult to satirize the insane.

[librechik]

7. I heard somebody say "God is the ultimate scientist!" and it made great sense

revering science as well as the Almighty

Imhofe makes no sense. Creationism is not a science. It's a bizarre cult which tries to demonize science.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Who did he say that to????

Nice to know his remarks will go down in some Congress meeting record.

[skip fox]

10. OP is satire. Creative.