Bachmann's 5 best predictions...

[Archae]

And by "best" I mean batshit crazy ones.

Now that Michele Bachmann has announced she’s not running for reelection, we’re beginning to wonder what Congress will be like without her and her many totally reasonable claims, like that Democratic presidents are linked to swine flu and the HPV vaccine causes mental retardation.

But while Bachmann may be retiring from Congress, her many predictions live on. Here are five of the wildest among them:

1. Obama will impose Sharia law

2. Obama creating slavery, reeducation camps

3. God will repeal Obamacare

4. Schools will turn kids gay

5. God backed her presidential bid

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/michele-bachmann-s-5-wildest-predictions-obama-creating-slavery-and-sharia-schools-turning-k

[joeybee12]

1. How about Minnesota will never pass marriage equality and if it does, she'll move...

I've called UHaul for her already.

[Archae]

3. That was satire from the Daily Currant.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/bachmann.asp

[Kurovski]

2. Liberals made her husband stalk Ross Matthews!

That one's slated for late June.

[PatSeg]

4. Well as to .5

I believe God has a sense of humor, so its possible that she DID back Bachmann's presidential bid.

[JustAnotherGen]

5. What's frightening

Is something else lives on . .. the body of people that voted for her.

If they could vote for THAT - they can vote for anything that is filled with evil.