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Cali_Democrat

(30,439 posts) Wed May 29, 2013, 09:39 PM May 2013

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Drunken Man Crashes Car While Having Sex And Then Hides In A Cactus

A 25-year-old man is facing multiple charges after police said he was drunkenly having sex with a woman while driving, crashed his car and then ran from police.

Luis Briones was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out Monday night, hiding in a cactus, after he crashed his Ford Explorer in the 2600 block of Pennsylvania NE on Monday night.

Briones’ female passenger was found naked outside the vehicle after being ejected. She had deep cuts to her face and head, but was in stable condition when she was sent to the hospital, police said.

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http://www.abqjournal.com/main/2013/05/29/news/apd-dwi-crash-driver-having-sex.html

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Drunken Man Crashes Car While Having Sex And Then Hides In A Cactus (Original Post) Cali_Democrat May 2013 OP

Was the Ford Explorer blue? Ptah May 2013 #1

"Do Not Use Cialis With Alcohol!" They don't say exactly why but this guy may be a good example:) brewens May 2013 #2

I always thought that was so HillWilliam May 2013 #12

That too:) You know what coyote ugly is but do you know what double coyote ugly is? brewens May 2013 #16

Shouldn't use it with cacti either. LiberalFighter May 2013 #20

ROFL livetohike May 2013 #26

Premature ejection? BeyondGeography May 2013 #3

I did that a few times RobertEarl May 2013 #4

That's dangerous! Cali_Democrat May 2013 #8

Both cactus and driver had a prickly pear, no doubt. TheCowsCameHome May 2013 #5

Best thread title I've seen in quite some time mokawanis May 2013 #6

There should be a DU Hall Of Fame just for thread titles. randome May 2013 #24

I just a...yeah. Kurovski May 2013 #27

Yeah, I hate it when that happens (nt) Nye Bevan May 2013 #7

Goddamned coward Blue_Tires May 2013 #9

That was the first thing that occurred to me as well. nt Poll_Blind May 2013 #22

CAPTION: "This must be what it's like to make love to a porcupine." skip fox May 2013 #10

I had to recommend for the title alone. justiceischeap May 2013 #11

And here is an artist's conception of how these kinds of things happen... KurtNYC May 2013 #13

thanks for ruining my day Blue_Tires May 2013 #14

What a prick...LOLOLOLOLOL!!! MichiganVote May 2013 #15

Almost as good as man bytes dog. nadinbrzezinski May 2013 #17

Now That's A Party!!! jorno67 May 2013 #18

Must have been prickly! Rosa Luxemburg May 2013 #19

Hey it's the weird news trifecta: alcohol, sex in a car, and a naked cactus story! Initech May 2013 #21

Damn! Le Taz Hot May 2013 #23

But in the end, everyone was happy. randome May 2013 #25

When Briones was in the police car, he refused to keep his pants on, police said LeftInTX May 2013 #28

Ptah

(33,024 posts)

1. Was the Ford Explorer blue?

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Wed May 29, 2013, 09:40 PM

May 2013

brewens

(13,574 posts)

2. "Do Not Use Cialis With Alcohol!" They don't say exactly why but this guy may be a good example:)

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Wed May 29, 2013, 09:40 PM

May 2013

HillWilliam

(3,310 posts)

12. I always thought that was so

Reply to brewens (Reply #2)

Thu May 30, 2013, 01:38 PM

May 2013

one could avoid the need to chew one's own arms off four hours later

brewens

(13,574 posts)

16. That too:) You know what coyote ugly is but do you know what double coyote ugly is?

Reply to HillWilliam (Reply #12)

Thu May 30, 2013, 07:48 PM

May 2013

The next day, you know she's looking for a one armed man, so you chew your other arm off!

I don't care who ya are! That there's funny!

LiberalFighter

(50,888 posts)

20. Shouldn't use it with cacti either.

Reply to brewens (Reply #2)

Thu May 30, 2013, 10:10 PM

May 2013

livetohike

(22,138 posts)

26. ROFL

Reply to brewens (Reply #2)

Thu May 30, 2013, 10:36 PM

May 2013

BeyondGeography

(39,369 posts)

3. Premature ejection?

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Wed May 29, 2013, 10:03 PM

May 2013

RobertEarl

(13,685 posts)

4. I did that a few times

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Wed May 29, 2013, 10:05 PM

May 2013

Well, I never hid in a cactus. And I didn't wreck while having sex either. It was all fun!

Cali_Democrat

(30,439 posts)

8. That's dangerous!

Reply to RobertEarl (Reply #4)

Thu May 30, 2013, 01:08 PM

May 2013

TheCowsCameHome

(40,168 posts)

5. Both cactus and driver had a prickly pear, no doubt.

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Wed May 29, 2013, 10:06 PM

May 2013

mokawanis

(4,440 posts)

6. Best thread title I've seen in quite some time

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Wed May 29, 2013, 10:12 PM

May 2013

Nothing funny about the story, but I love the title of the thread.

randome

(34,845 posts)

24. There should be a DU Hall Of Fame just for thread titles.

Reply to mokawanis (Reply #6)

Thu May 30, 2013, 10:19 PM

May 2013

This thread should be one of the winners.

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[font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font]
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Kurovski

(34,655 posts)

27. I just a...yeah.

Reply to mokawanis (Reply #6)

Fri May 31, 2013, 01:12 AM

May 2013

Nye Bevan

(25,406 posts)

7. Yeah, I hate it when that happens (nt)

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Wed May 29, 2013, 10:13 PM

May 2013

Blue_Tires

(55,445 posts)

9. Goddamned coward

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 01:15 PM

May 2013

the woman could've died from her wounds, and if that jerkoff successfully slipped away unnoticed, then he could possibly have gotten completely off the hook...

Poll_Blind

(23,864 posts)

22. That was the first thing that occurred to me as well. nt

Reply to Blue_Tires (Reply #9)

Thu May 30, 2013, 10:14 PM

May 2013

PB

skip fox

(19,356 posts)

10. CAPTION: "This must be what it's like to make love to a porcupine."

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 01:35 PM

May 2013

justiceischeap

(14,040 posts)

11. I had to recommend for the title alone.

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 01:36 PM

May 2013

It made me chuckle.

KurtNYC

(14,549 posts)

13. And here is an artist's conception of how these kinds of things happen...

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 02:32 PM

May 2013

Blue_Tires

(55,445 posts)

14. thanks for ruining my day

Reply to KurtNYC (Reply #13)

Thu May 30, 2013, 04:59 PM

May 2013

now I have to find and watch ALL the Road Runner eps on youtube

MichiganVote

(21,086 posts)

15. What a prick...LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 06:41 PM

May 2013

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)

17. Almost as good as man bytes dog.

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 07:51 PM

May 2013

North in one week...RUNNNN!!!!

jorno67

(1,986 posts)

18. Now That's A Party!!!

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 07:53 PM

May 2013

Rosa Luxemburg

(28,627 posts)

19. Must have been prickly!

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 07:57 PM

May 2013

Initech

(100,063 posts)

21. Hey it's the weird news trifecta: alcohol, sex in a car, and a naked cactus story!

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 10:12 PM

May 2013

Le Taz Hot

(22,271 posts)

23. Damn!

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 10:18 PM

May 2013

Talk about coitus interruptus.

randome

(34,845 posts)

25. But in the end, everyone was happy.

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Thu May 30, 2013, 10:21 PM

May 2013

[hr]
[font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font]
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LeftInTX

(25,256 posts)

28. When Briones was in the police car, he refused to keep his pants on, police said

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Fri May 31, 2013, 01:24 AM

May 2013

You can't make this stuff up - LOL

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