Pro-Choice Oklahoma Senator Adds Amendment To Pro-Life Bill That Would Make Masturbation Illegal

[kpete]

Pro-Choice Oklahoma Senator Adds Amendment To Pro-Life Bill That Would Make Masturbation Illegal

The Oklahoma legislature is currently going over a bill would force every woman to listen to their fetus’s heartbeat before being allowed to have an abortion.
But Rep. Constance Johnson wasn't having any of it.

"However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/17379735278/pro-choice-protest-of-the-day-taking-a-page-from

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. How does he expect to enforce it?

[undeterred]

2. Masturbation Police Corps

Finally a worthy volunteer task for the unemployed.

[arely staircase]

9. the jackofficers

an actual band in the80s

[i own my story]

10. If they do it on the bus?

I don't know if he's talking about public onanism or what...

[ohheckyeah]

12. It's a she...

Rep. Constance Johnson . She's making a point, not seriously suggesting this be law.

[rfranklin]

3. That amendment includes "pearl necklaces" and blow jobs and anal...

and for the banksters, no "early withdrawals."

[DinahMoeHum]

4. As Frank Zappa once said: "There is not enough prison space. . .

. . .to hold all the children who do it."

[angrychair]

5. Some of you are missing the "point"

Here's a "tip": this is a PRO-choice Dem trying to "erect" an "under the covers" attempt to "prematurely" cause issues for the christian taliban rethugs.

[Quantess]

6. This is going to go over well.

[LiberalFighter]

7. There should be a requirement to prove that they don't masturbate.

Once a month they would have to masturbate in front of a panel of female elderly judges to show how they masturbate and the judges would determine if they did it right and if they didn't then they pass.

[SDjack]

8. A suggested dignified approach is

to have every male older than 7 in Oklahoma take a lie detector test on his birthday. Those that fail any of the various questions on sperm spilling get life in prison for murder.

[Rex]

11. I see this guys not jackin around.

Good to bring this to a head. I see he is ontop of things.

EDIT - Forgot one; looks like he has his hands full of long, hard work.

[ohheckyeah]

13. She.

Rep. Constance Johnson

She's trying to make a point not pass this into law.