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I hear that the government is tracking everyone using the built-in GPS in your phone 24/7! THEY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!
After you do that, shut off the electricity in your home, unplug all computers and other electronic devices, and tape aluminum foil on all windows. Then, go into your guest bedroom and pull the covers over your head.
Let those with ears hear, and those with eyes read.
I'll say no more...you have been informed!
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)dothemath
(345 posts)People, people, people! Making 'tin' foil hats out of aluminum foil does not protect you! Mortgage everything, sell your kids, stop newspaper delivery, whatever, do everyting you can to get your hands on some tin. The government will double down on monitoring you and you will tried as an illegal combatant for hoarding essential war materiels and killed but at least you will be protected. You have been warned.
reformist2
(9,841 posts)onehandle
(51,122 posts)Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)Orrex
(63,200 posts)Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)boston bean
(36,221 posts)boston bean
(36,221 posts)KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)MineralMan
(146,286 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)We could save the USPS. Think about it.
emulatorloo
(44,113 posts)Never been able to track a package with them - sounds like a foolproof plan!
Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)Six days later....
"Your package departed Memphis TN at 8 am yesterday."
Five days after the package shows up in your mailbox:
"Your package is out for delivery."
Try connecting THOSE dots.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)can't get away from it. Maybe living off the grid. But I love all my electric stuff.
emulatorloo
(44,113 posts)It is just crazy, but very hard to give up these toys.
southernyankeebelle
(11,304 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)mwooldri
(10,303 posts)Get on a pair of sneakers, and acquire it from someone. A store, perhaps? Or someone elses' pron collection.
arely staircase
(12,482 posts)nt
geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)They clearly had me located at the address next door.
Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)lip syncing dance to Old Time Rock & Roll.
William769
(55,144 posts)geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)"We have the target located within a several block radius. Just about have him . . . shit, dropped call."
William769
(55,144 posts)I just scheduled my colonoscopy with my doctor on my verizon phone I wonder if they have a camera for that also?
geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)William769
(55,144 posts)I didn't even know what that was till I googled it.
Yep I finally broke down & got a cell phone, now I just need to learn everything it does, then they can truly track me.
geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)announce to the world where you are.
William769
(55,144 posts)And I doubt that will change.
geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)Diclotican
(5,095 posts)William769
I know - even though I have had a "smart-phone" for a while - I think I'm on my 3th one now... Very nice, full of stuffs who could make your life better - or at least less difficult... I have even discovered a feature - where I can buy a electronic ticket to the train and bus -and just show it when asked for the ticket - a rater neat feature I would say ..
But yeah - if they want - they could and will try to get a track on you - or me if they want to do it.. But then again, you can always just leave the phone back home if you do not want to be traced by anyone.. I do it sometimes, when I just want to be alone - and not "there" in any way...
Diclotican
azurnoir
(45,850 posts)the government peering up ones 'backside'
William769
(55,144 posts)KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)but there was a lengthy discussion on another bb where the freepers were freaking out about the very same colon health subject matter...of course it had to do with Obama care...but ir all ties together!
Whiskeytide
(4,461 posts)...locate republican's heads?
Edited for a typo
jmowreader
(50,553 posts)annabanana
(52,791 posts)Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)Half the time, my cell phone is used to check the weather on my home network, because AT&T's network only gives me 1 bar at home, IF I am lucky. When I am out in town, half the time I cannot even call home. I clicked my GPS off on my cell phone, simply because it drains the battery down in record time.
I'm sure the NSA still knows where I was and what time and date it was when I caught my biggest fish in Big Sport Fishing 3D Lite though. Let 'em fear my 1337 Android phone fishing skills.
ecstatic
(32,681 posts)arely staircase
(12,482 posts)all the time.
Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)It's the batteries they are tracing, right?
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)to put tracking devices in every battery sold. That's what I hear from my sources.
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)my pharmacy is hooked to the intertubes.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)FarCenter
(19,429 posts)Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)retread
(3,762 posts)klook
(12,154 posts)So you mainly have to worry about your significant other, (or Ex-significant other), parents, or others who have access to your phone. And for an iPhone, it requires jailbreaking the device first. Not sure about Android & Blackberry.
At first glance, I thought this service would enable anybody anywhere to track any cell phone for which they had the number. And I'm sure nobody is able to do that, hahaha! Haha, right?! Ha?
If you want to find out if your kids are skipping school (or if your husband is at a motel with his mistress), it's much easier to just use the service provided by your cell phone carrier.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Many of these same people post in Facebook everytime they leave the house, where they eat, who with, and even post pics of the food.
If you're concerned with privacy, go buy a shack in the mountains (a la Kaczinsky).
emulatorloo
(44,113 posts)MineralMan
(146,286 posts)I finally hid one Facebook "friend." She checked in everywhere, all day long. Uff da!
sarisataka
(18,598 posts)a top secret government monitoring system to track potential enemies of the state. Don't worry we are not watching you
BTW you are running low on toothpaste and that drip in the kitchen faucet is costing you $28.73 a year, you should get it fixed
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)helps keep people from knowing how many times I open the refrigerator. Stealth technology.
Dash87
(3,220 posts)"Oh no! They're driving into a dead zone again!"
avaistheone1
(14,626 posts)lol
99Forever
(14,524 posts)MineralMan
(146,286 posts)Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)... and got all mad when you started cyberstalking her.
It later became a meme for grumpy cat.
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)It is the authority. I Liked it.
Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)99Forever
(14,524 posts)... think it's not very important any more. Some of us KNOW that creeping authoritarianism is pleased with the former and hates the later. I have to wonder, judging from this snarky, belittling, fucking post of yours, which group you are in.
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)as they are, and comments from that point of view. It is an odd group, to be sure.
snappyturtle
(14,656 posts)should be no need for the data mining.
Show me instances where the gov't has successfully thwarted an horrific terrorist attack, anywhere on the globe, and I MIGHT change my mind. Of course, the gov't won't tell us because DiFi said they won't release this info.?????? Good grief they didn't use the info they had pre- 9/11!
zeemike
(18,998 posts)we have a new crowd now and they have a slogan
"What, me worry?"
Auntie Bush
(17,528 posts)Paranoid people make me cringe.
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)It's the SERIOUS stuff that worries me, you know...
RobertEarl
(13,685 posts)I wonder, could we all get our NSA - Not Secret Anymore, files from them, like our files from the FBI?
That would even the field.
Hi NSA folks. Love y'all. Peace. Oh, FBI folks too.
longship
(40,416 posts)I'm now hiding in a closet under my bed (which I moved there after 9/11 and the Patriot Act and all that business). Unfortunately, there are still drones here under the bed. I have to dodge two or three every hour of the day and night.
I don't know when I'll be able to get some sleep. But I soldier on nevertheless.
BTW, how in the fuck did this Longship poser post this response on DU when I am unplugged?
ARGGGGH!
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)Better call LifeLock, and be damned quick about it! Just fill in this simple form with your SS#, date of birth, mother's maiden name and your first pet's name, too. Pay no attention to the check boxes at the bottom of the form. They're just routine...
longship
(40,416 posts)I've desparately wanted that for years. Here's my lawyer discussing it with another, yet unnamed client of his.
Tell me when it's safe to come out from under my bed... In the closet... With the lights off... And all those pesky drones under here.
sadbear
(4,340 posts)They'd have to triangulate to find me, but I suspect that since I'm such a badassed dude, they're probably doing that as I type.
Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)If so, you are toast.
SecularMotion
(7,981 posts)Response to SecularMotion (Reply #43)
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HappyMe
(20,277 posts)I hope the calls will stop coming from inside the apartment now.
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)They've already found you, and will render you soon.
Gus Lammas
(61 posts)Turbineguy
(37,317 posts)"TURN ON FOX NEWS FOR INFORMATION AND TRUTH!"
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)See that little red light? Look more closely, eh..
Turbineguy
(37,317 posts)I stop mooning the TV?
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)Sheesh!
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)be checking in shortly. Mum's the word, everyone!
rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)Big Brother will take good care of you.
sheshe2
(83,730 posts)Oh nooooes!
Well at least mine are stylish!
K&R!
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)crap. Nice!
sheshe2
(83,730 posts)CakeGrrl
(10,611 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,338 posts)... they're onto your plot, MM!
madrchsod
(58,162 posts)i'm too dam old to give a shit what they think.
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ColesCountyDem
(6,943 posts)Sorry, pastor, but rather than turn my phone completely off, I'll be putting it on 'vibrate only'. After 3 hours of waterboarding, 6 polygraph exams and questioning under sodium pentothal, I was finally able to convince the NSA and CIA that it was an innocent mistake on my part, and that I will never again try to 'hide' from them in a church....
SMC22307
(8,090 posts)SomethingFishy
(4,876 posts)Hehe...
Hekate
(90,642 posts)But would they listen to me? Noooo.
People just love their shiny toys, and so people actually PAY to have themselves tracked 24/7/365. They they get all bent out of shape when it turns out they're being ... tracked.
Thanks, MinMan
Texasgal
(17,043 posts)Guest bedroom? Surely you meant the bathroom!
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Deep13
(39,154 posts)You think you are kidding, but using supercomputers--which the govt. has--it is collecting data en masse from cellular phones, emails, and other sources. If the govt. can physically do something to increase surveillance, then they are in fact doing it.
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)Too bad.
Deep13
(39,154 posts)Sorry, I'm ribbing you.
My home phone with the wire connecting it to the wall is always on.