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"Have You Found Jesus?" (Original Post)
MrScorpio
Feb 2012
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underpants
(182,627 posts)1. Didn't know we had lost him
FarPoint
(12,293 posts)4. I heard one could find him in jail...
So very often prisoners tell the Judge how life there has helped them find Jesus...
renie408
(9,854 posts)2. That Jesus!! He's slicker than Waldo! n/t
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)3. I feel a lot of Christians have
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)5. He's down at the 7-11 with Elvis, Michael Jackson, and bin Laden.
underpants
(182,627 posts)8. We should put AARP on this
they can find anyone
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)10. Hell, just go down to the 7-11.
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)6. Just check under the couch cushions
There's usually a bunch of missing stuff there.
Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)7. He's standing behind the curtain
Do I win an afterlife?
rufus dog
(8,419 posts)9. Sure, a long haired dude in sandles and a robe
and you have to immediately label him.
Edweird
(8,570 posts)11. He was on the bookcase.
JDPriestly
(57,936 posts)12. Great cartoon!
TrogL
(32,818 posts)13. My daughter just showed this to me on a different site
Synchronicity rocks
mmonk
(52,589 posts)14. Saw him in a poor and forgotten neighborhood they wouldn't dare evangelize in.
Funny joke though.
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)15. Forrest
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
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