Books that will never be written

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This is a thread that is frequently used in sports forums. Some of the responses can really be funny and entertaining. I think it could work here too.


Here are several "Books That Will Never Be Written!"


"The Night We Found Weapons Of Mass Destruction"
My Time in the Oval Office
By George Bush


"How Iraq Paid Our War Debt"
By Dick Cheney


"My Best Friend Eric Cantor"
An in depth look at how I leaned on a trustworthy friend during tough times
By House Speaker John Boehner


"Big Boys Don't Cry"
By House Speaker John Boehner


"Finding Your Spine"
How to be a tough negotiator
By the Democratic Party


Intelligence!
The Importance of being academic and competent to build a winning future
By Sarah Palin


"The Talk"
Discussing sex with your daughter to help her make the right choices in life.
By Sarah Palin


"The Bonds of Marriage"
By Newt Gingrich


Equal Rights for Women
By Rick Santorum


Please feel free to add your own.

[Louisiana1976]

1. The Need For Zero Population Growth

by Rick Santorum

[Initech]

13. Special Foreward By Pope Benedict XVI.

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. "Ridding Politics of Hypocrisy". group effort by all GOP politicians.

"Actually, I Lied" by Joe Wilson

"Coping with Unemployment" by Mitt Romney

[provis99]

3. "Answering Democrats with Facts, Not Lies" by the Republican Party.

[MarianJack]

4. I am My Brother's Keeper...

...by bain romney

Finding Happiness With a Lifelong Spouse
by newt gingrich

The Case For LGBT Rights and Equality
by little ricky santorum

My Battle For Civil Rights For All Americans
by ron paul

Knowledge Is All
by ricky perry

Why I Lost the 2012 Presidential Election
by President Barak Obama

PEACE!

[1ProudAtheist]

5. Complicated Equipment

for dummies (with illustrations)

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[LongTomH]

12. Good stuff here!

I hope the Air Force guy beside W didn't get courtmartialed for that grin!

[Initech]

15. There's also:

Segways:



Guitars:

[Little Star]

6. "Why we gave the 2000 presidential election to GWB" By The Supreme Court n/t

[hootinholler]

7. Frothy: A come from behind story

By Rick Santorum

[Aerows]

31. LMAO Hoot!

You hit that one out of the ballpark

[yellowcanine]

8. Protecting the Religious Rights of Workers by the Catholic Bishops

[Terra Alta]

9. Why Planned Parenthood is a Wonderful Organization

by Karen Handel

Respecting Workers' Rights by Scott Walker

[11 Bravo]

10. The Wit and Wisdom of Sarah Palin ... by John McCain

[tabbycat31]

11. this is fun and a good procrastination tool

"How to respect your opponents" by Chris Christie

"Fantasizing about Fido" by Rick Santorum

"How to Travel With Your Dog" by Mitt Romney

"Help! My Husband is Gay" by Michele Bachmann

"Look 20 Years Younger!" by Callista Gingrich

"Weight Loss for Numbnuts" by Chris Christie

[Initech]

14. "Sarah Palin's Alaska: The Coloring Book" by Sarah Palin.

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16. 'Finding Your Own Man in Life"... By Calista Gingrich

"How to Bake a Blueberry Pie"
by Rev. Al Sharpton


"How to Represent Liberal Viewpoints as a Talking Pundit"
By Harold Ford Jr.


"They Call Me Assertive"
How not to get shouted down in an argument
By Mika Brzezinski


"The Benefits of Diversity"
By Patrick J. Buchanan

[1ProudAtheist]

17. How To Choke On

A pretzel

by The Village Idiot

[FarLeftFist]

18. Unity: A Book of Compassion and Understanding the Civilized Society.

[1ProudAtheist]

19. Where To Hide Your Stash

by The Oxycontin Addict

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[FarLeftFist]

20. "How to Win Elections Fair and Square" by the RNC

[LadyHawkAZ]

21. Healthy Eating for the Healthy Mind! ~ Ann Coulter

The Importance of Racial Equality in a Free Society ~ Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich (second edition-with forward by David Duke)

Coming Out ~ Marcus Bachmann

The Vital Importance of Unbiased Research- Tips and Techniques for Proper Scientific Study ~ Melissa Farley

The Failure of the Unregulated Free Market ~ {insert republican here}

Mea Culpa ~ Pope Ratzinger

Derp! ~ George W. Bush

[FarLeftFist]

22. "A Strong Middle Class Builds a Strong Economy" by the RNC

[sakabatou]

23. "Our Mad Hatters" by the Tea Party

[Kennah]

24. "I Am Borat" by Christopher Monckton

[Kennah]

25. "Fox Isn't News" by Rupert Murdoch

[Kennah]

26. "Why I'm Dumber Than Bush" By Rick Perry

[1ProudAtheist]

27. Tooth Dragger

by Crazy Eyes
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Searching for answers by The Orange Boner
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Evolution Proved by The Village Idiot
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[hootinholler]

28. Mensroom etiquette by Larry Craig n/t

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35. That's good! nt

[Initech]

29. "Fat Free Recipes For A Healthy Lifestyle" - Paula Deen

[Scuba]

30. Oh, this is fun...

"Newsletter Editing" by Ron Paul

"Picking a Name for your Hunting Camp" by Rick Perry

"Healthcare Ethics" by Rick Scott

"Pizza Parlor Management" by Herman Cain

"Google for Dummies" by Rick Santorum

"How I Prayed My Gay Away" by Marcus Bachmann

"Why Labor is the Foundation of America" by Scott Walker

"Making Sense" by Sean Hannity

"The Earth, the Moon and the Tides" by Bill O'Reilly

[Aerows]

32. On Compassion

By Dick Cheney

The Importance of Telling the Truth
by Karl Rove

Why I stood up for the victims of child rape
by the Catholic church

[Arkana]

33. "How to Make Friends And Influence People", by Willard "Mitt" Romney

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36. The Poor Man's Guide To Politics" by Willard "Mitt" Romney

[WCGreen]

34. We use to call them The Great Thin Books off all time...

The one I remember was 400 years of German Humor...

But yours are better....

[aaaaaa5a]

37. "Little Boys Can't Say No" A collaborative effort by the bishops of the Catholic Church

[Spirochete]

38. Proper Care of Your Dog

by Mitt Romney - foreword by James Dobson

[pinboy3niner]

39. I Shoulda Killed Him When I Had the Chance, by Mika Brzezinski

She can think it, but she'd never put it down on paper.

[Incitatus]

40. "Integrity" How truth in journalism can save the country - By Rupert Murdoch

[pinboy3niner]

41. How I Got Osama bin Laden, by George W. Bush

Actually, he might write that book--I wouldn't put it past him.

[The Genealogist]

42. "Crap of a Job, Brownie: Best Practices in the Wake of Major Natural Disasters" G W Bush